While you and Freddie are enjoying ourselves, I regain consciousness. Needless to say, I'm a bit pissed about being buried alive. My hand breaks through the soil that is my prison and grab Freddie's ankle. He screams, wets himself, and runs away. I pop out and immediately demand that you go by me some shampoo for my hair and ears. After all, you have 30 bazillion dollars, not me. When you run down the hill eager to avoid a lawsuit, I claim the hill as mine anyways.
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King Of The Hill
I come back to the hill. I toss a banana away from the hill and you chase it.
Oh yeah. I turn the molten Niccea back to normal with my magic powers. And then I give Niccea the shampoo for her hair and ears and send her off.
You go away and I claim the hill as…
'Phone Conversation'
Kaolyne: Hey, Freddie.
Freddie: What?
Kaolyne: You can come back now.
Freddie: No way, man! I'm not coming back there! Forget it!
*beep**beep**beep*
…
I remove all the "Kaolyne and Freddie's Hill" signs and replace them with "Kaolyne's Hill Forever" signs. Now it is all mine!
I AM the hill and I am sick and tried of all you people jabbing me with signs, and giving me food that turns out is laced with explosives, and standing on me and the whole deal! I was just trying to take a NAP! A NAP! And now the things I've seen… And all that's happened to me… You people are sick! I'm leaving and calling the cops, so go find a REAL hill. You know the MOUND OF DIRT kind. Check next time!!
I AM the hill and I am sick and tried of all you people jabbing me with signs, and giving me food that turns out is laced with explosives, and standing on me and the whole deal! I was just trying to take a NAP! A NAP! And now the things I've seen… And all that's happened to me… You people are sick! I'm leaving and calling the cops, so go find a REAL hill. You know the MOUND OF DIRT kind. Check next time!!
*backs away from the short crazy woman and lets her have the hill*
meh no one noticed my double haiku anyway.
Ochitsukanai totally noticed your sweet haikus there. As a reward for erudition, you award her the deed to Rokuhilly*, which you obtained through shrewd and legal means.I then ask if you would have any objection to sharing rights to the hill if I helped you find it. You agree, unfortunately the hill ends up being the sole property of me due to a legal snafu.
Now to figure out where the hill went.
*Rokulily + hill = Rokuhilly
that pun was absolutely horrid. I must know how to come up ones like it.
that pun was absolutely horrid. I must know how to come up ones like it.I agree to help you come up with atrocious puns, but only if you sign a contract to enroll in my punning academy. Ill-advisedly, you sign the contract without reading it, upon which I laughingly remark "Looks like you're over the hill!" and reveal that you've actually signed the hill over to me.
Just as you start to fly into a rage, I comment "Looks like someone needs to take a chill hill!"
Rokuhilly is now mine.
Just as my angry is cresting, I come up with a brilliant idea. While you are rolling with laughter, I write in fine print at the foot of the contract that laughing voids it. I point this out and you fall into a valley of downs. The hill is now mine
a cookie to who can guess what the bold words have in common.
I sue ParkerFarker and Fiancesei for breaking the laws of grammar. They are arrested and put in jail. Hill is mine!
Oh Mr. KAOLYNE! I can think more.
-_- Ummmm…..
Aha! I think you will lose at me!
What is the longest word at the dictionary!
Oh~ No cheating You need to be honesty.
If you can't answer Mr. Kao!
WELL THE HILL IS MINE!!!
Hmm…
Fiancesei you better think more…
At least you're small Fiancesei.
You're to smart a little so I think of this line:
Small but terrible!
So I will help Kaolyne to think anything…
Oh! kaolyne will get a garbage can and parkerfarker and fiancesei will go in the garbage can!
Whew~ That's kind stinky trash can…
I AM the hill and I am sick and tried of all you people jabbing me with signs, and giving me food that turns out is laced with explosives, and standing on me and the whole deal! I was just trying to take a NAP! A NAP! And now the things I've seen… And all that's happened to me… You people are sick! I'm leaving and calling the cops, so go find a REAL hill. You know the MOUND OF DIRT kind. Check next time!!I go to find a mound of dirt (don't want such a moody hill) but it's just not the SAME! I run back to the hill despite it's wishes and I declare it mine
make friends with the shadows in the padded room, while most ppl think that I'm just insane I know that they are really Bogarts. Since they like me so much{and know it is bound to cause lots of death} they help me to the mountian passing waff with his trumpet and forcing him to choke on the backed up spit-valve then much "bad luck" happens upon Salsa, he falls off the hill and the hill is now mine. all this is accomplished while I am still wearing my fancy new white jacket! ..though it is kind of hard to move my arms…
I ask for the hill nicely, but you thwap me on the head for asking. I then heavily body-slam you off the hill. The end result is comical because I'm dressed for the Renaissance Fair. But I do not care, I have the hill now. I begin to devise a way to shrink it and put it in my pocket.
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