Thread "King Of The Hill" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 7, 2009

I wait for the "Circle of life" to happen and search for the papers in the sewer. I change the hill's name to Chargoggagogg and claim it as mine.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 7, 2009

i head off to claim the hill, smell Cool Guy, become discusted and go sit somewhere else. I notice that the place I sat is a gental slope.
This hill is now mine.

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 8, 2009

Chargoggagogg is still mine then…

Posted at 7:08AM, Aug. 8, 2009

yes, but my hill is much nicer and doesn't have a stupid name.

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 8, 2009

Chargoggagogg is offended and crushes you and your hill thus making Chargoggagogg the best Hill in the area.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 8, 2009

unable to stand the smell any longer, the locals burn the hill and everything on it to a crisp. Chargoggagogg the hill is no more. I find a nicer smelling hill and claim it.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 8, 2009

I push you off the hill and Name the hill Shargoggagogg to avenge the fallen Chargoggagogg. The hill's mine.

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 8, 2009

I then remind you that you left the oven on and your cookies are burning.
You run exclaiming "MY COOKIES!!" in an extremely girly voice.
the hill is mine.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 9, 2009

I remind you that his cookies are burning in your oven… and it's catching fire as we speak.
You run down the hill screaming "MY OVEN"
The hill is mine…

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

I return with the ruined oven and bash your head in with it. The hill is mine.

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

I ask you very nicely for the hill. And when that doesn't work, I show you a batch of freshly cooked, un-burnt cookies. THEN I ask very nicely for the hill.
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Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

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Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

you missed spelled every word so the hill is not yours, it is Blergness's. I draw a picture with a magic pencil of Blergness in prison. That magic pencil makes all my drawings come true. Hill is now mine.

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

you missed spelled every word so the hill is not yours, it is Blergness's. I draw a picture with a magic pencil of Blergness in prison. That magic pencil makes all my drawings come true. Hill is now mine.

I burn the pencil and give blergness a blunt heavy object of her choosing and your location. While she's beating you for putting her in prison, iu claim the hill.

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 10, 2009

I call my lawyer for the hill. That doesnt work. HAMMER TIME! I kick you out with my Megaton Hammer.I claim the hill.

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 10, 2009

When I finish beating Parker, I come back to the hill to claim it back, see martinlo and start attacking him with the random blunt object. soon you are nothing but a bloody pulp.
The hill is mine, and I still have to blunt object.

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 10, 2009

I am immortal and call my army to kick you out. I have my hammer and an a army of penguins sucka!I claim the hill back. I haz lazerz tu.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 10, 2009

The weather on the hill is too hot for the penguins. They all die and you get crushed by their bodies. I frame Blergness for your murder and she is put in the slamma' for real this time. 46 long years in prison.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 11, 2009

The weather on the hill is too hot for the penguins. They all die and you get crushed by their bodies. I frame Blergness for your murder and she is put in the slamma' for real this time. 46 long years in prison.

She is released when it is revealed you framed her and you are put in prison instead. I then bring her a hill warming present and we party well into the night.

The hill is ours.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 11, 2009

They discover you used little cats to rob things. Blerg was involved. They kick you. I claim the hill. I got new robopenguins and a fire hammer.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 11, 2009

I call my cat minions to break us out of jail. then they form a giant mecha{KND style} with me and Salsa at the head and we destroy you and all of your robopenguins. The cats pee on the fire hammer so it looses its abilities.{plus, i mean, who wants to wield a pissy hammer?}
Once you are gone, the cats go back to normal and Salsa turns to see the view from the hill. While his back is turned I command a few of my kitties to shove him down the hill. As he falls I say "All's fair in love and hills."
The hill is mine.

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 12, 2009

being the ninja-space-monkey that I am. I launch out of prison in my rocketship. Before breaching the stratosphere, I eject and glide down towards the hill. I spot Blerness laying on her tummy tanning, so I land next to her and stab her… which happens to be in the back. So I avenged Salsa cause he was back-stabbed.

I claim the hill as my own.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 13, 2009

I start walking up the hill, the first thing I see is you sitting there, eating a banana. The next thing I see is me, stabbed in the back. I run up, steal your banana throw it and yell, "WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BREAK MY DECOY?!?!???!??!?!" I pull the knife out of my back and throw it at you{who just so happens to be running after the banana, lucky for you, I'm a horrible aim, so you're pretty safe}. "Stupid monkey." Then I patch myself up with a few pieces of duct tape.
The hill is once again mine.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 13, 2009

I jump up and grab the knife in the air, then do this awesome tripple front flip, and stop (still in mid-air) and throw the knife at you, in an epic pose with anime action lines and everything. It hits you dead-center in the face, as I land on top of you.

The hill is now mine.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 13, 2009

I run to you and kick you and use my fire hammer in you. You move but you fall of the hill.I claim the hill. My robopenguins were in their break.