It's too bad your robopenguins are, in fact… ROBOMONKEYS DISGUISED AS ROBOPENGUINS!!!!!!
They take off their disguises and throw their own fecal matter at you. Muahahahahaaa!!!! I've claimed the hill… Now all that's left is the wwooorrrlllddd…
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King Of The Hill
When tj threw the knife, the only part that hit me was the handle, and since no one took the time to check, you've all been standing on me the whole time.
I get up, Parker, assuming I'm a zombie{again} tells all of his robomonkeys to retreat, since they're kind of stupid, they left him. He realises that I am not, in fact, a zombie, he is no longer afraid. Untill I notice that I am covered in foot prints and something brown that I don't even want to think about. The saying, "hell hath no fury like a woman's scorne" comes to mind. Without looking back you run. I go find a water hose and begin spraying down the hill.
The freshly cleaned hill is mine.
NNOOOOO!!! you defeated my ROBOMONKEYS!!!
As I am running from your womaness (you were cleaning the hill) I remember that, whilst I was on the hill, I buried one robomonkey. It is the size of the Eiffel tower. As it bursts from the hill (killing you) the hill is completely destroyed. Except for a little bit of grass ad dirt on the giant robomonkey's head. I jetpack onto that one little piece. The hill is mine.
The army finally notices the shenanigans and blows the remnants of the hill and the remaining robomonkey to kingdom come then claims all the wreckage of the various war machines and devices created and destroyed in the cratered and hilly region for research at area 51. The government cover-up paves over the whole thing and slaps up some condos and shopping malls in its place. I laugh from my own hill the next county over.
calls in space aliens from galaxy x on a favor they owed me anyways, and they shoot a ray gun that destroys you,the hill,the earth, 9 other planets in it's path across the solar system, 2 of which were becoming cradles of life and finally looses momentum, just scraping another planet which blows up a hill turning it into a crater. i'm the king of the crater.
With an elite tactics force, I somehow secure enough uranium ore to power a death ray that I had stolen from cheesy super villian. I fire it at a DQ, which evidently explodes into a pile of rubble and radiated cake, one of which cakes somehow manages to impale you, yes impale you, making you stumble off the hill into the oozing acid remains of Dairy Queen. A single shiny object falls out of your pants pocket during the impact on top of the hill. I go to pick it up. The Hill is mine!
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