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MAFIA 44: THE RE-DEADENING!!
This time with a more references

Townston was invaded by zombies a year ago, and this time, its personal!

Rules: Infection style. Starts with a low number of Zombies, but like in any movie, that number will increase.

Roles:
Mayor: The leader during this crisis
Cause I said so!: Vote counts as two in a lynch
Meatsheilds: No harm comes to him while he has his body guards
Your TOO clamy!: within one hour of his inauguration, he may instalynch one player

Pardoner: Check and balance of the mayor
I think NOT: Pardoner can cancel two lynches per game
Meatsheilds: See mayor.

Townies:
Bodyguards: The last line of defence
Meatsheilds: While the bodyguards live, the mayor and pardoner cannot be targeted by night kills
Duty first: A bodyguard will kill themselves before becoming a zombie. Infection counts as a kill.

Paranormal Expert: You know that crazy guy who NEEDS thick framed glasses and has acne the size of small villages? Him.
I know what I saw, MAN: Once per night phase he can investigate fellow player and learn if they are a pro or anti townie
EEEEEEEEEVIL!: You can ask a yes or no question about a murder (ie was it Mr. X who did it?) once per night phase, and once per game you may check the results of an election and see which side voted for who. Can't be used the same night as "I know what I saw, MAN"

Paranoid: Crazier that a sack of peanut butter… at half as hygienic to be near.
@*%&$^@!!: The first person to target the Paranoid a night, is instead killed, including friendlies. The paranoid is not away they are tin-foil-pants on head insane however.

Medic: You know, a doctor
Healing Touch: You can protect another player at night. That player is safe from the first hostile attacking him. This stacks with the other medic.
That's… not right: If you protect a special zombie, you'll know. The Player will be revealed, and you will cease protecting him (but do to the shock, you cannot protect another player that night).

Bruce Campbell: If zombie killing was an Olympic sport, this man would kill the judges too.
Groovy: You may kill another player once a night phase. If you kill a zombie, you get to target two players the next night phase.
The Directer's cut: If there is only one other zombie active, you may kill the Holder of the Necronomnomnomicon.

Vigilante: I AM NOT THE GODDAMMED BATMAN!
JUSTICE!: You may target another player to kill once per night.

Damsel in Distress: Man she's fast in heels.
RUN AWAY!: You have two night lives, as your unnatural heel running surprises even the dead.

Zombies:
Holder of the Necronomnomnomicon: The jack ass who started this mess
RISE: Once every other turn, you may revive a player as a Zombie. If the player had a role, they become a special zombie.
PROMOTIONS: Once every other night, if a zombie infected someone, they can be upgraded to a special zombie of your choice (ie if Zombie A bites player B, zombie A is upgraded) this cannot be done if RISE was done the night before, or the same night. Vise Versa for RISE.
EERIE POWERS!: So long as at least ONE zombie is alive, the Holder of the Necronomnomnomicon cannot be killed.
HOT POTATO!: You may give the Necronomnomnomicon to another Zombie. You become a Regular Zombie, and they become the new Holder.
Girly Necromancer Fists: You are NOT a kill role. Or an infect role.

Zombie: BRAINS
Bite: Once per night you can bite a player. They become a zombie.

SPECIAL ZOMBIES: (Only makable by the Holder)
All have the Bite ability
The Witch: Don't startle her.
Startled: If the witch is targeted, she kills her predator as well. Note, if it was a kill, SHE DIES TOO.

The Tank: A fat sack of Zombieitous
It's bullet proof: This zombie has two night lives.

The Licker: Not as sexy as it sounds
Tongue play: It can by pass one guard for it's bite action. EX a player has one medic on them, that player is still bitten. NOTE: Bodyguards count as two each for this power

Cartoonish Skeleton: OGA BOOGA BOOGA
Dem Bones: Instead of biting, the Cartoonish Skeleton can opt to scare a player, leaving them inactive for the next vote/ night action. This ability DOES bypass any/ all protection EXCLUDING react kills.

The Thriller Zombie: No, this is not Micheal Jackson Re-animated
Thriller Night: Once a game, the Thriller Zombie may declare the night phase Thriller Night (this is done preferably before the night phase starts). During the Thriller Night, all on the Zombies side has an extra night life for the night, however, all attacks made by the zombies occur together, and as the LAST ACTIONS FOR THE NIGHT. EX Zombie A targets Player B before Murderer C. Thriller night is declared so B is killed by C, not infected by A.

The Serial Murderer:
Serial Murderer: Only wimps let Zombies stop a good stabbing
STAB: Once per night, you may kill one other player.
STAY DEAD: You may react kill the first zombie that targets you.

Role count:
2 bodyguards
1 paranormal
1 paranoid
2 medics
1 Bruce Campbell
1 vigilante
x townies

1 holder
x(starting with 1-2) zombies

1 serial murderer
Plan narrations for 2am GMT.

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Vote for me, as no roles are assigned yet, you know I'm not zombie! I'm the safe candidate!

Also, I will be giving tips on how to survive zombies to all you NPC- er, I mean civilians out there!

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Players:

Fist: Same Mayor Bruce Campbell attacked the paranoid night 4
2: Zeph
3: seventy2 Townie Murdred Night 1
4: Niccea Medic killed night 3
5: Anthony Mercer The Zombie lynched day 4
6: Gullas Body guard killed night 2
7: Mettaur The Townie instalynched then the zombie killed night 2
8: Shirkersama The zombie killed night 3
9: 1337 Master
10: Salsa Bodyguard Resined from play day 2
11: BffSatan The townie ynched day 4
12: Crocty
13: TheFlyingGreenMonkey Pardonner The townie killed night 3
14: Ochitsukanai
15: Byndis Townie died of inactivity day 4
16: rokulily
17: Hakoshen Lynched day two
18: ProductPlacement
19: Retaya The dramatic townie lynched day 3


Opening Naration:
Townston was in its usual uproar. The local Pharmaceutics giant "Jninja's: Tox-E-Cleans" had been dumping huge amounts of chemicals into a local valley, with no signs of stopping.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" Salsa shouted to the stage
"This is horrible!" Roared Ochi.
"Every night, I lose more of my scalp!" Whined Mett.
"Look, I bought that vally fair and square, which I thought would impress you hicks!" Jninja snapped to the mob, "I mean it's mine! I bought a whole goddammed valley! Whats the big deal anyway?"
"That toxic waste could make zombies!" Warned Roku
"That's idiotic!" Jninja chuckled, "There are no radiation zombies, I assure you!"
A moment of calm went over the crowd… until a Zombie full on tackled Jnina.
"DAMN YOU POETIC JUSTICE!"
A man laughed with a sinister… well a laugh. "Yes, how do you like my pet!" Mocked a robbed figure, "I brought him, and will bring several more, with this, the Necronomnomnomicon!"
"HA! NOT a radiation zombie! I die correct and drunk!" Jninja laughed as the zombie scooped out his brains like pasta from a man's skull.
[spoiler]Jninja the devilishly handsome corrupt CEO/ Mayor was murdred[/spoiler]
The robbed man and his zombie fleed the town cackling like a teenage witch.
"So… election time?" Asked TFGM
"Election time," sighed same
"Maaaaaan our body guards suck" Noted Zeph


Day 1 begins! Start Campaigning!
Votes:
TFGM: 2 Pardonner
Poster
TFGM

seventy2: 1
seventy2

I Am 1337 Master: 1
(1 1/2) Posters

Same: 4 Mayor
Same
Poster
Ochi
Zeph

Mettaur: 1
Mett

Harkovast: 1
1337

Ochi: 1
Gullas

BFFSatan: 2
Poster
BFF

Seventy 2 2
Seventy2
Poster


Day 4 DOUBLE LYNCH votes:
ProductPlacement: 1
1337

BFFSatan: 4
Ochi
Zeph
Same (mayor)

Anthony Mercer: 4
Ochi
Zeph
Same (mayor)

Same: 1
1337

Ochi: 1
BffSatan

1337: 1
BFFSatan

Lynch vote Day 5:
1337: 3
Ochi
Roku
Product

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think i gave out all the roles. if i missed you PQ me. Also, Mett, Gullas, get your comments out from between my game info

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I'd like to take the time to point out that i'm not a zombie.

Also, as a bird, i can soar above everyone and scope out the battlefield….as mayor.

poster to come later.

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I know how to stop the undead. Nukes!

Plus I was in the narration as a human, so this proves I am still good and pure! Ignore the blood and animal guts everywhere.

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Plus I was in the narration as a human, so this proves I am still good and pure!
Your flesh was falling off. Nar said scalp loss not hair loss. So you are a zombie.

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I have PTSD, not OMFGZ.

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Does this mean he gets double votes?

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Does this mean he gets double votes?
I wish but they're the same joke.
What if the GM recognizes that they're both worth 1/2? Then you'd still have one.

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Welp, I'm ready for death. Don't have time to run for mayor again, although I'll still play.

But I'll vote for same, as he doesn't lie about roles and his is an important one to protect!

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think i gave out all the roles. if i missed you PQ me. Also, Mett, Gullas, get your comments out from between my game info

NEVER!


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The Thriller Zombie:
Dear god…



It's… beautiful.

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The Thriller Zombie:
Dear god…



It's… beautiful.

It is, it really is

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I have a perfect record for running for mayor… soo…

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WAIT!

I'm not ready!


*Stocks up on magical bullets, extra rations, magical melee weapons, and magical traps*

OKay,

*Locks vault, chambers round*

Now I'm ready.

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WAIT!

I'm not ready!


*Stocks up on magical bullets, extra rations, magical melee weapons, and magical traps*

OKay,

*Locks vault, chambers round*

Now I'm ready.

Hiding is no way to deal with zombies.
Gotta get in their faces.
Preferably with blunt objects.

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Hiding is no way to deal with zombies.
Gotta get in their faces.
Preferably with blunt objects.

The best way to beat a zombie horde is to neutralize their numbers. The best way to do that is to create a bottleneck, which is one of the reasons the Spartans were able hold off an army with three hundred men. Also, zombies are undead, key word being dead. Their rotting away so if you can hold out for about three months or so, you'll only have to face a few zombies as the rest will either eat each other or be so rotten they're effectively immobile. Unless the necromancy who brought them into existence wants to use power to ward off the effects of decay, then he has to decide between adding new zombies or keeping the ones he's got fresh.

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