Thread "Mafia 44: The Re-Deadening 2!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

No, the best way to deal with zombies is with a crowbar. Solid steel, can wreck open doors, windows, treasure chests, skulls, and most importantly it wont break or go dull. If you could do that from long range… oh wait.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

The Thriller Zombie:
Dear god…

It's… beautiful.

It is, it really is

If the zombies won this game and used Thriller night as the final action, I'd dress up like Michael Jackson and do the dance. It would be THAT awesome.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

The best way to beat a zombie horde is to neutralize their numbers. The best way to do that is to create a bottleneck, which is one of the reasons the Spartans were able hold off an army with three hundred men.

Well, that, a naval victory due partially to a freak storm, and about a thousand soldiers from other city states.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

Don't have time to run for mayorprotect!

Ochi: 1
Gullas

I'm hatching myself an evil plan…

….MWHEEHEHEHEHEHE

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

I Am 1337 Master: 1
(1 1/2) Posters

-_-

Fuck.

-_-

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

If you don't elect 72,

ELECT Seventy2. PREVENT THE GOVERNMENT FROM NUKING THE ZOMBIES OF TOWNSTON. and thereby preventing it from nuking YOU.
also i spent some time in a hospital, can't i get a pity vote?

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

^^^
No pity vote for you, Mr. Kidney Stone!

:P

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

Polls closed. I am writing narration now

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

Day 1
The town proceeded in its election as it normally does, in complete and otter chaos. Everyone through themselves up for election.
"VOTE ME!"
"NO ME!"
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Just as the shouting match got underway, a gunshot silenced the crowd. Same walked up sporting a fake chin and a toy shotgun. "I call mayor." No one agued with him or his massive chin.
[spoiler]Same is now mayor[/spoiler]
"So who's pardoner?"
Same shrugged "Who ever puts their hand up first?"
Hands flew up, but TFGM was clearly first, a fact he boasted loudly.
Again same shrugged "Sure, why not"
[spoiler]TFGM is the pardonner[/spoiler]

Night Phase begins!
obe hour fr instalynch clock

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

I use my townie roll of, running around in panic like a headless chicken!

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

I use my townie roll of, running around in panic like a headless chicken!

good call! Maybe I should do so too, or take out the machete for (possibly) upcoming lynch XD

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

I'll use my townee power of sitting very still and not doing anything, hoping no one notices.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

I'll use my townie powers to shuffle about and nibble on people's foreheads.

…that's what townies do, right?

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

nipple, or nibble. either way, it's not good.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

I'll use my townie powers to kick zombie ass.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

nipple, or nibble. either way, it's not good.

What about nibbling nipples?

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

Im mayor now again. Twice in a row
Well in a row of me not being GM.
Am I just that loveable?

Who to instalynch?…

*Compiles list of cool people to not lynch*

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

Im mayor now again. Twice in a row
Well in a row of me not being GM.
Am I just that loveable?

Who to instalynch?…

*Compiles list of cool people to not lynch*

With a winning smile like that, you just can't kill me.

…right?

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

Im mayor now again. Twice in a row
Well in a row of me not being GM.
Am I just that loveable?

Who to instalynch?…

*Compiles list of cool people to not lynch*

With a winning smile like that, you just can't kill me.

…right?

I couldn't lynch that smile. Fortunately for me though that's not you.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

Hey, I just want to let you know that the town I'm going to college in got hammered by at least three tornadoes. I posted a thread in the General Discussion Forums, but the short of it is, I'm okay, the campus got some tree damage and debris, and the retail area got hammered.

Anyway, OT:

Anyone else wanna kill Mett's avi just to avoid having nightmares?

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

Hey, I just want to let you know that the town I'm going to college in got hammered by at least three tornadoes. I posted a thread in the General Discussion Forums, but the short of it is, I'm okay, the campus got some tree damage and debris, and the retail area got hammered.

Anyway, OT:

Anyone else wanna kill Mett's avi just to avoid having nightmares?

Wouldnt worry about. College is all about getting hammered.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

Hands flew up, but TFGM was clearly first, a fact he boasted loudly.

Don't you dare come up in my house thinking you can raise your hand faster than the Ever Lasting Pardoner :3

I won with no outside help! Seeing as I was the only one to help me win I will only use the benefits of my office for myself…seeing as I can't use the benefits of my office for myself no one shall get them!

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 27, 2011

Alright, now to just sit back and wait for a bunch of people to get ripped apart and eaten tonight.

Posted at 2:04AM, Apr. 28, 2011

I second the fact that Mett is asking for death.

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 28, 2011

Day 1.5

With a winning smile like that, you just can't kill me.

…right?

Were his last words as the loose lowered around his neck.

[spoiler]Mett the Townie was insta-lynched[/spoiler]

Oh and I'm serious, Mett. He lynched you.