Thread "Mafia II: The Expanded Edition" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

eh no one listen to the genius oh and lets ignore the fact that last game y'all elected a gullible idiot with a 'stache *looks at everyone else* welt we're doomed
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?

I seem to recall you telling the entire thread your role and even PQing it to the godfather lol!

…Whereas I almost single handedly won the game.

When it comes to gullible, I think we can safely say you OWN that role for allll time ;)

this coming from the person who pq'd every townie role to the godmama

when say godmother do you mean niccea or skoolmunkee?
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vote waff

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

eh no one listen to the genius oh and lets ignore the fact that last game y'all elected a gullible idiot with a 'stache *looks at everyone else* welt we're doomed
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?

I seem to recall you telling the entire thread your role and even PQing it to the godfather lol!

…Whereas I almost single handedly won the game.

When it comes to gullible, I think we can safely say you OWN that role for allll time ;)

this coming from the person who pq'd every townie role to the godmama
when say godmother do you mean niccea or skoolmunkee?

don't vote waff

not sure.

regardless do y'all want to know why i revealed my role in the last game?

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

Sure - it would be interesting.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

REVENGE!

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

REVENGE!

revenge? huh!?

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

YES! REVENGE

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

REVENGE!
revenge?

Funny, because that's what I've been offering everyone who died unjustly in the first game. Only I don't plan to commit suicide to do so.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

YES! REVENGE

against whom?
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also vote waff

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

after i was on the chopping block for being lynched, i revealed my role because i knew the mafia would put me on the top of the hit-list. i even pq'd a few people in hopes that one of them was mafia. oh how i begged the not to lynch me oh how i begged

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

after i was on the chopping block for being lynched, i revealed my role because i knew the mafia would put me on the top of the hit-list. i even pq'd a few people in hopes that one of them was mafia. oh how i begged the not to lynch me oh how i begged

But no offers of cash….

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

I won't ever beg.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

i knew if i didn't get lynched the mob would kill me, and i would be laughing while y'all would be dropping f-bombs when my role was revealed after my death!

its not called being gullible if you plan it

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

i knew if i didn't get lynched the mob would kill me, and i would be laughing while y'all would be dropping f-bombs when my role was revealed after my death!

I decided I was gonna kill you before you ever 'revealed' yourself :] And you didn't even PQ me. I just wanted to kill off visible people at that point. Did you like how I wasn't going to pardon you because you were being an idiot? lol!

PS You're just making stuff up that sounds like it might be plausible. ;)

this coming from the person who pq'd every townie role to the godmama

To be fair to ozone, I fooled him hard. (I wasn't the godfather, Niccea was)

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

and the mafia fell for it. i have to admit i was good at acting. and just in case the mob didn't kill me i even set up a kill

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

Just as a reminder, the first day ends at 5:00pm PST. That's 6 hours from whatever time you have now.

So far, Ochitsukanai and Niccea are tied for the lead, and like the last game, in the event of a tie, the win goes toward the one who had their votes first.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

wait why am i even running for mayor. no ones wants the smart guy in office

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

wait why am i even running for mayor. no ones wants the smart guy in office

no-one wants the person who doesn't want anyone to die either.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

i knew if i didn't get lynched the mob would kill me, and i would be laughing while y'all would be dropping f-bombs when my role was revealed after my death!

I decided I was gonna kill you before you ever 'revealed' yourself :] And you didn't even PQ me. I just wanted to kill off visible people at that point. Did you like how I wasn't going to pardon you because you were being an idiot? lol!

PS You're just making stuff up that sounds like it might be plausible. ;)

1. i didn't even know about you not going to pardon me

2. well you can't read my mind can you, poo thrower

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

wait why am i even running for mayor. no ones wants the smart guy in office
no-one wants the person who doesn't want anyone to die either.

behold democracy at it finest none of the honest, smart, good people are rewarded

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

waff- sometimes people need to die for the greater good,
sometimes people need to die because they are not fit to live amongst us,
but sometimes people need to die because its really really funny!

Townston is about to enjoy this third type of killing!
A new age is coming.
Maybe not a better age, but certainly an age with a better sense of humour!

VOTE VAST!

Because I'll rest my drink on the big red button!

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

O.o I caught up?

I love this smearing. It made me start laughing when my boyfriend was telling me a lame joke. He thought I was laughing at it.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

waff- sometimes people need to die for the greater good,
sometimes people need to die because they are not fit to live amongst us,
but sometimes people need to die because its really really funny!

Townston is about to enjoy this third type of killing!
A new age is coming.
Maybe not a better age, but certainly an age with a better sense of humour!

VOTE VAST!

Because I'll rest my drink on the big red button!

yeah lets not vote for the serial killer

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

Leaderofstars, you aren't fit to lead a thanksgiving parade in a two horse hick town!
I'm obviously not the serial killer!
Like I keep saying I WANTED a violent, blood thirsty role, but
1) I am not that lucky
2) humorman hates me and gave me a crappy role instead.

If you cant keep up with this simple logic, then you obviously have no place running this town into the ground, as I intend to do!

Everyone is a mafia, a potential mafia, a mafia collaborator or someone who pisses me off.

LYNCHING IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM!

besides, last game, if it hadn't been for me arguing so strongly you guys were all set to lynch the mayor!

VOTE VAST!
Because the truth will set us free (that is why I am going to lie to you while I put shackles on you all)

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

Exactly. Vote for me instead. Also, if you're going to throw in the towel, throw it into my corner!

Vengeance… Sounds tasty!

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2009

vote for me so i can spare dr waff the hobo-ville