Hakoshen, you need to pack up your sorry campaign and hit the road…
BEFORE THE HARKOVAST TRAIN RUNS YOU DOWN!
My campaign is unstoppable, like a super atomic juggernaught from ooutside of time and space!
I am launching laser guided tacticle word missiles, straight into your metaphorical face!
Speaking of metaphor, let me use one to explain your current situation…
Picture the scene, hakoshen….you drive into a small town in the middle of nowhere.
There is no one around. The street is empty, shops are abandoned, cars have been dumped by the side of the road.
You get out to explore, wandering through the silent streets.
Finally you find a sign, stating the name of the town, and the horrible truth dawns on you.
The sign reads-
"WELCOME TO THE TOWN OF PAIN. POPULATION- YOU!"
VOTE VAST!
Because I promise to lynch Hakoshen if you do.
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Mafia II: The Expanded Edition
Votes dont win elections Leaderofstars.
Bribes win elections.
Bribes, threats and fear mongering.
Leader of stars, my stratedgy for winning this election is so brilliant, even I dont understand it!
When people meet the level of awesome I am bringing, they have to change their votes, right after they change their pants.
Everywhere you turn, I'm comming at you like a spider monkey!
Shooting out slogans like a gatling gun powered by voodoo boogey power!
Leader of stars, I'm going to serve you a helping of my extra spicy ass whomp chilli and make sure you clean your plate!
VOTE VAST
Then bow to me as your new GOD!
Niccea vote for me!
Got anyone you want killed? I promise to use my mayor powers to kill them for you!
And then I'll gloat about it afterwards, free of charge!
Also I jsut recounted and I actually have 3 votes.
My own vote counts for 3 because I am the mayor (at least I will be when I win this election.)
So 3 votes! Woohoo! Go team me!
VOTE VAST!
The power of christ compels you to vote against me, but dont listen to that kill joy! Let the good times roll!
Dukat, that shows rather simplistic logic.
The mafia will have put up their own guy as mayor.
The mafia candidate will get at least 4 votes (since all mafia will vote for their guy or girl)
Right now there are two people with 4 votes each.
I think it is them, and everyone that votes for them, that we need to watch!
People who want to be mayor need to think of these things!
VOTE VAST!
Because strangely enough, I make sense!
Dukat, that shows rather simplistic logic.
The mafia will have put up their own guy as mayor.
The mafia candidate will get at least 4 votes (since all mafia will vote for their guy or girl)
Right now there are two people with 4 votes each.
I think it is them, and everyone that votes for them, that we need to watch!
People who want to be mayor need to think of these things!
VOTE VAST!
Because strangely enough, I make sense!
yeah about as much sense as a gay hatin' gay republican
So if you get 4 votes, Hark I should suspect you? Need I remind you that Ody and I voted to for skool when Sea_Cow voted of Ozone (and even refused to mudsling him in the end). Do you really think that the mafia would be that obvious? When I was mafia, I tried to never go with the rest. Unless others were voting with us.
Besides, just over half of us have voted so far.
Waff, I am going to assume that means I can count on your vote.*yanks harkovasts fingure out of his ear* dude if your gonna your gonna ignore me atleast stop singing…darsai knights can't!sing!. atleast by my standards.
*puts fingers in ears and starts singing*
-edit-
or on key.
*kick ass guitar intro*
When we were young the future was so bright (whoa)
The old neighborhood was so alive (whoa)
And every kid on the whole damn street (whoa)
was gonna make it big in every beat.
Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn (whoa)
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn(whoa)
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives?
Chorus:
Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for
What used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Go vote for hark!
Jamie had a chance, well she really did (whoa)
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids (whoa)
Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job (whoa)
He just plays guitar, smokes a lot of pot
Jay committed suicide (whoa)
Brandon OD'd and died (whoa)
What the hell is going on?
Cruellest dream, reality
Chances blown, nothing's free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams
Go vote for hark!
Chances blown, nothing's free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams
*giutar cdda*
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