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Mafia IX - Journey to Far away-ia
Well crocty, we dont need you!
Me and product placement will form our own angels team!
TFGM can be the third angel to make up our elite squad, he is usually up for this sort of thing!
With great hair and hot pants we will battle the forces of evil for some guy we never see!
*strikes pose*
Woot I'm included in things!
I heard that Windows 7 would be going back to the old ways. More like Vista than XP. But that is only a rumor.
Well, 1hr and a half later, I have ordered a replacement copy. They could have actually tried to make it easier for me, but no no. They are major company and I'm a peon that is beneath them. At least the replacement is only a tenth of the original cost. But dad made me pay for it. I'll make him pay for it again because he was the one to loose the disk. Not me. I'm just the one suffering.
I swear, every time I type XP, I know that Microsoft is sticking it's tongue out at me.
Crocty awoke from his coma, which he was in, if I forgot to mention that.
"Whoa…What a dream! I had a dream that you died, Ochi!" he looked around at Ochi, seeing her decomposing flesh. "You don't look so good, Ochi. Are you sure you're okay to get my soup?"
"Brains?" Ochi asked.
"No, Ochi, SOUP! SOUP."
"Brains…"
"UGH! You're useless, get me the angels or something."
Just then, Crocty's angels burst through the door. "Did someone say Hawt-tastic?" the three asked.
"I was thinking it loud enough…â€
Ochi ‘s decomposing legs snapped under the weight of her body, she then died instantly.
Niccea fell to Ochi's side "No! Ochi, you can't leave me! Not after—Oh, found her wallet, all is well." Niccea pocketed her wallet.
The angels were off again, to their next adventure!
"Oh bloody hell, you forgot my soup! Ugh!"
(There. I wrote that as I went along, and proofreading is for chumps. :D Also, this has no clues, or any point to it. Just for laughs. :3 )
Night 2 narratives:
Darth had abandoned ship to visit Niagra falls, which was apparently in the Jungles of Far away-ia.
“Wow, I can see the whole jungle from here! I wonder how far down it is from here…†Darth said to himself, breathing in deeply.
“Why don’t we find out? You jump down that side first, I’ll follow.†The unknown figure quickly grabbed darth by the arms, throwing him the way of the waterfall. Darth desperately clutched on to the cliff, “No! I will not…die!†but Darth didn’t realise he had already fallen and died.
DarthVaderS1999(Or something) the local is dead!
—
Gullas was unnerved by him being called by his name in the narrative, yet didn’t deviate from his task at hand; picking poison berries. “Mmm, these are much better than Ochi’s Swine Flu soup!â€
“So careless, you explorers. Blissfully unaware of all the dangers the jungle possesses.†Gullas, shocked by the unexpected voice, yet not seriously surprised.
“I guess you’re here to kill me, huh? I’m not going down without a fight!†Gullas threw his entire supply of posion berries at his enemy. “Hah, now you’re poisoned!â€
The figure stared at Gullas, “You don’t do this often, do you?â€
Gullas the local is dead
—
Kitty had returned from her outing “Woo, I’m glad I went out there, so peaceful in the jungle.â€
Unwarned, Kitty was jumped by an attacker, Kitty tried to defend herself, but she was overpowered, and knocked off the edge of the boat. “Hey! That was awfully rude, you know!†Kitty looked up, the shadow was gone. “Hm, that was odd. Maybe he was just in a rush to get past.â€
“Nope, completely intentional.†Kitty’s attacker, now holding a gun, “Any last requests?â€
“How about you don’t kill me?†Kitty pleaded
“I’ll see what I can do†The attacker fired the gun. “Oops, I guess I couldn’t do that for you!
Kitty17 the velociraptor is dead.
—
Gillespie, after escaping death, was hot on the trail of the hunter, “You might as well give up now, Hunter, it’s over!†Gillespie gave
“No! Stay away from me!â€
“I’m going to Ge—hey wait, since when was there quick sand in jungles?†Gillespie had been lead straight in to quicksand “Oh…Crap…Where did the hunter go?!†Sinking further in, he could not bother with finding the person he was chasing
He frantically grabbed on to anything he could reach, only sinking further. As he desperately clung on to a nearby tree as he had nearly been completely swallowed, a swarm of bees fled from the tree. “This is just not my lucky day…â€
Gullespie the T-Rex is dead!
—
Meanwhile the Pterosaur was hard at work “Today, I’ll call a hit on—“
“Excuse me? You want me to call a hit on hyphen?â€
“Oh no sorry, that was just so the readers couldn’t see it.â€
(Again, no clues in the above pterosaur thingy)
Night 2 has ended.
Day 3 has begun!
Call your double lynch now if you want one, Product Placement. (I may also be leaving now, so you’ll all have to make do without me for a while. :( )
Well…I think Ochi killed Gullas somehow…or a lover of poison berries.
I know the berries are a clue.
@Monkey: We can assume that the hunter got to kitty first.
The kills could have been done by the other velocoraptor and the cannibal. We can't forget about the cannibal.
Totally forgot about the cannibal O.O
I agree about the berries. It seems like a RP game to me. Is there a RP game were berries can posion someone? Or am I just over complicating it?
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