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Mafia IX - Journey to Far away-ia
GarBonzo was on a hike, as it is apparently customary to exit the ship to explore every now and then. As Garbonzo climbed, it looked upwards.
“Huh…What’s that strange light? It almost looks like a barrage of bombs.†Garbonzo shrugged and carried on walking. “Wait a minute…†Garbozno began running, followed by a cloud of orange explosions. “THIS IS NOT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME FOR MESSING AROUND.†Garbonzo dove to the side, narrowly avoiding a bomb. As Garbonzo stood up, it stood on a landmine the plane had dropped.
GarBonzo Bean the Local is dead.
—
The pterosaur laughed “Haha, I’m so devious!†as Pastel laughed, she “Wait, did you just say my name…Oh, fudge. That can only mean…†There was suddenly a loud banging on her door
“I’m here to kill you. Open up!â€
“No, go away!†Pastel yelled, while hiding behind her sofa.
“Okay, I’m not here to kill you; I’m here to deliver a pizza.â€
Pastel stood up “Well why didn’t you say so?†She opened the door.
“Sorry, did I say pizza delivery? I meant bullet delivery.†The person at the door held a Uzi to Pastel’s face
“But I didn’t order any bullets…â€
Pastel the Pterosaur is dead.
As Pastel’s corpse fell to the ground, her body hit the “Blow up Aqua_ng†button.
Aqua_ng the Local is dead.
Before leaving, the murderer dropped a piece of paper on Pastel’s body. The paper said “lol!â€
—
Meanwhile Product Placement was busy. “Okay, hang the tree we hung Darth from on another tree, while we hang Inu’s corpse from Darth’s body, and hang Ochi on that tree, after planting a bomb on her. We then detonate it…You know, it would be easier to bury this tree.â€
Crocty slapped Product “Don’t be stupid, you can’t bury trees, they’d grow back. Duh!†Crocty kicked down the plunger, blowing up Ochi, as well as the entire jungle. But the important part was that Ochi was exploded. “You might want to get some people to put out that jungle fire, PP. I have some business to take care of.â€
Tree the zombie tree is dead.
DarthVaderS1999 the hanging rotting corpse is dead.
Inuyasha_Rules the rotting corpse is dead.
Ochi the I have no clue what she is anymore is dead.
—
Crocty returned to the ship, barging in to Gabe Puratekuta’s room. “GABE. You’re dead weight on the boat. I’m afraid I’m going to have to…Uhh…’Sacrifice you to the volcano god’. Wasn’t my idea. Anywa—“ Crocty looked around the room. There were various human bodyparts, neatly sliced up, namely, Ochi’s. “You killed Ochi!â€
Gabe looked up from his plate. “Hm? No no no! It’s not what it looks like!â€
Crocty looked over “And then you ate her brains?â€
“Okay, so it is what it looks like…â€
“Save it. You’re an inactive, and I’m going to murder you!†Crocty pulled out a typewriter.
“What are you going to do with that?â€
“I’m going to just write something down…†Crocty began typing,
Gabe_Puratekuta the cannibal is dead!
“Yep, that should do it.â€
—
This, of course means Explorers win!
Stats
Time taken: 6 days
Explorers alive: 14
Ochis killed: 5
Red herrings caught: 4,513
Awesomness points: 9001
Thank you for putting up with me. ^_~
Oh, uh. If anyone wants me to a do a final huge narrative like PP and hakoshen did, then I guess ask?final party (and another chance to fumble with a tactical thermonuclear handgrenade) please.:)
I'm not sure I'd be suited for it, but I'd give it a go, if everyone wanted..
Well….
I think I thoroughly licked that game.
And yes, therealtj, niccea and me were running a conspiracy where we were pretending that Niccea was the Hunter when she was in fact the Jinx. We killed the T-Rex that way and we were hoping that more people were dumb enough to fall for it.
I figured PP lied about the hunter. I am dissapointed he didn't trust me enough to tell me when I asked.A simple reason behind that. I was running the game on need to know basis. The only people who were in on the "Niccea, Therealtj, Captain Product" conspiracy were the three of us. By keeping everyone else in the dark, I hoped to limit potential leaks that would compromise our plans.
I was using my Detective(scientist) ability to the fullest efficiency and came up with this list while doing so.
1.Kitty17 Velociraptor! CONFIRMED! Dead.
2.Pastel local?
3.Niccea the Great Deciever Jinx confirmed
4.Hakoshen the Spartan porter confirmed
5.D_Dude porter confirmed
6.AQua_ng dino? / local?
7.Ozoneocean local?
8.WAFFMAN! local confirmed
9.Aghammer Witch Doctor confirmed
10.ParkerFarker local confirmed
11.Harkovast the patron saint of finger pointing indy confirmed
12.GarBonzo_Bean local?
13.Bocaj witch doctor confirmed
14.Gullas the Impaler local confirmed/dead.
15.TheFlyingGreenMonkey the Perma-Pardoner local?
16.Humorman never replied. local/dino?
17.Product Placement scientist confirmed
18.therealtj hunter confirmed
19.Gillespie T-Rex CONFIRMED! Dead.
20.DarthVaderS1999 minor (can't PQ) local confirmed/dead.
21.Gabe Puratekuta Didn't want to say. Local/dino?
22.Salsa Velociraptor CONFIRMED/DEAD!
23.Killerbob local confirmed
24.Inuyasha_Rules Librarian confirmed/dead
People in doubt: Pastel, AQua-ng, Ozoneocean, GarBonzo_Bean, TheFlyingGreenMonkey, Humorman, Gabe Puratekuta.
Enemies left: 1 Pterosaurs and 1 Cannibal.
My suspect list consisted of people who hadn't been 100% cleared by my abilities.
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