Thread "Mafia IX - Journey to Far away-ia" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Yeah, thus the name "insta-lynch" >.>

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

I don't want to be lynched. I said that as proof that I am not a dinosaur.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Shush your mouth Crocty, you know I was referring to the first night.

You dolphin stabbing whore.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

ok I've recieved two suggestions for the insta lynch. InuYasha_Rules suggesting himself and harkovast (-edit- and therealtj)suggesting therealtj. I'm feeling indecisive so if anyone else has a suggestion please post it.

Lynch me! Me! Me me me! Ooh, ooh! Pick me! I had my hand up first! (I'm sick with a fever, so if ya'll really want to take me into the jungle, it'll be your problem, not mine! 8D )

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

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Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

ok I've recieved two suggestions for the insta lynch. InuYasha_Rules suggesting himself and harkovast (-edit- and therealtj)suggesting therealtj. I'm feeling indecisive so if anyone else has a suggestion please post it.

Lynch me! Me! Me me me! Ooh, ooh! Pick me! I had my hand up first! (I'm sick with a fever, so if ya'll really want to take me into the jungle, it'll be your problem, not mine! 8D )

Why are we killing you? If you are innocent and we kill you, then that will only harm our team. I don't think we should lynch anyone unless they turn out to be a dinosaur.

I'm done trying to say Waff's a dinosaur. At this point, I doubt he is. However, I again wish to say that there is no advantage to electing a local to the position, and me and PP are the only ones who've come foward as having special roles.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

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Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Waff 6
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Waff
InuYasha_Rules
Gabe Puratekuta
Harkovast
Ozoneocean

Salsa 1
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Therealtj 7 (First Mate)
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DarthVaderS1999
Therealtj
Garbonzo bean
Pastel
Bocaj
AQua_ng

Hakoshen 1
Gillespie

TheFlyingGreenMonkey 5
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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Killerbob
Aghammer
Hakoshen

Product Placement 7 (Captain)
Product Placement
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ParkerFarker
Kitty17
Gullas
D_Dude
Humorman

Niccea 2
Niccea
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The explorers set out on their journey to far away-ia. Crocty stood at the front of the ship they were travelling in, he raised his sword and pointed it forward.
"Onward! Let's kill some dinos…Whoah, I feel kinda faint…" Crocty fell over backwards and fell asleep, also probably breaking a few IQ points in the process.

ProductPlacement went to check his pulse
"He appears to bo very ill, he's in no condition to steer this ship!" PP grabbed Crocty's huge novelty hat, and proclaimed
Product Placement is the new captain

Product suddenly realised "I'll need a first mate!"
He looked in to the crowd, and picked the first person he saw, "You! You are my first mate!"
"Me?" the chosen one asked. "Well, golly gee, that means…"
Therealtj is the new first mate

Crocty has no clue why the explorers are talking in the first person.

PP, PQ me about insta-lynching, which will take place in 15 minutes. If you do not wish to insta-lynch anyone, then just don't PQ me.
Well, you could PQ me saying "I'm not gonna insta-lynch anyone, but that would be kinda silly.

15 minutes until night begins as well.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

:,D I'm so happy!

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

:cry: damn you aqua

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Finally,its the night phase! Ok,im going to bed. *hires 1,000,000 bodyguards (who knows they could be dinosaurs or people O_o) to make sure no dino/person kills me* zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Well, PP seems to be offline, which means no insta-lynching.

Day 1 is over.

Night 1 has begun.

Everyone may now send in your night actions to me.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Well, PP seems to be offline, which means now insta-lynching.

Jeeze, man kinda cruel.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Awesome, let's get it on, I can't wait to get this party started.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Well, PP seems to be offline, which means now insta-lynching.

Jeeze, man kinda cruel.

Shush, or it's you on the gallows.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Curses! Only two of my bribes actually worked. Its a said day in mafia when bribes get you nothing.

Well anyway hak on top of what I mentioned, do you want the one fan art or me to comment on everyone of you pages?

Yes that was actually one of the lower bribes I offered but none of you took them D:<

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Crocty has no clue why the explorers are talking in the first person.

Actually, first person is when you use "I."

In your examples, the explorers were actually using third person.

You're welcome. <3

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Crocty has no clue why the explorers are talking in the first person.

Actually, first person is when you use "I."

In your examples, the explorers were actually using third person.

You're welcome. <3

I thought so.
I would've looked it up, but I had -1 minutes to post it, and was too lazy, so, yeah.

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Damn it, I got my team picture replaced!
Note to self- don't draw any more team pictures!

Sorry Hark. It Ochi's blended in better. Yours will still be released in the comic. Don't take it as an affront. I liked your picture.

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Niccea, you don't have to put it up there just because I complained! Now I feel like the charity case of mafia art work!

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Niccea, you don't have to put it up there just because I complained! Now I feel like the charity case of mafia art work!

Um nope. I was putting it up cause it is a picture. This is just the collage of the mafias 1-7. If you are in the mafia this round, you should start making your picture. But knowing your luck you are a local.

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Oh, that reminds me, I should ask the dinosaurs to think of a team name.

If you do not, it will be something cutesy and lame, like Gooey Pink Hearts, yuck!

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Curses! Only two of my bribes actually worked. Its a said day in mafia when bribes get you nothing.

Well anyway hak on top of what I mentioned, do you want the one fan art or me to comment on everyone of you pages?

Yes that was actually one of the lower bribes I offered but none of you took them D:<

Whichever, I forgot about the bribe actually. It doesn't matter. Because as Kira would say;

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

If I was a Dinosaur the team name would be-

JURASSIC HARK!

Damn, that's such a good name it seems a shame to waste it!

Feel free to use that one evil dinos! Consider it a freebie!

Niccea- Okay, I forgive you, I was just having flash back to past internet bad experiences that just add another layer to the many things that make me a bit odd.

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 13, 2009

Hakoshen is a dinosaur.
Just sayin'….