*walks up stiff legged with the rope* AAAAGGGGH!
And I'm not riff-raff. I'm the most dedicated member of this town.
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Mafia VI - Rise of the syndicate
The night has arrived and despair is in the air. Many have lost hope in the system and some are going as far as preparing their acceptance speech for the new mafia overlords. But Waff is not one of those individuals. He stalks in the night hoping to put stop to this injustice. As he jumps between rooftops, he makes a miscalculation in distance and almost breaks his neck as he clings on to the shingles of the roof he barely grabs in a not so graceful manner. Oh man. Batman made it look so easy. Waff struggles to climb up to safety and takes his time to look around the town from his new vantage point. He noticed a figure poking around in the darkness, trying to crawl into someones window. Aha! There's evil about. With haste, he jumps down only to land on a discarded trash can, making a fair amount of commotion. The figure, now half-way through the window is startled and quickly crawls outside again to run away. "Stop evildoer" yells out Waff as he kicks the trashcan out of his way and takes off after the figure. He's determent not to let him get away. The figure stops to fire few rounds at the direction of waff which he narrowly dodges. "Well, two can play that game" thinks waff as he pulls up his trusty vintage Winchester Hobo action rifle(TM) and returns fire. With a stroke of luck his rounds manages to strike the arm of his rival, causing him to drop the gun. Allowing his enemy no time to recover, Waff jumps forward to get a better view on his enemy. Why it's none other then Aghammer! She's been working for the mafia after all this time! "You adorable fluff muffin scum!" Says waff with much distain. "-How could you hold this innocent town in a grip of terror". "Wait? What did you just call me?" Asks Aghammer but Waff ends her life with those words.
Aghammer the Mafia is dead
Standing over Aghammer, Waff prepares to examine her body in order to find some possible clues that could give him leads to the other crime members. Inside one of her shirt pockets he discovers a folded piece of paper. The note reveals a map of the town detailing a step by step plan of the mafia. It includes a members list, the base of operation, list of their personal weakness and fears. Everything regarding what you wanted to know about stopping a mafia but were too afraid to ask. Holy crap! This is the mother load. The town stands a chance now! Wait? What was that cocking noise? BANG! Waff's lifeless body drops to the ground with his killer standing behind him. With smoke still emitting from the barrel the killer hides his gun in his undercoat holster and starts to examine the corpse of Aghammer. "Damn, I'm too late" he says to himself. With an annoyed frown he looks at waff and starts to talk to him as if he were still conscious. "My my, you're lucky to take down one of our best hitman. I guess fortune does favor the fool… well… at least until now." With these words he departs, taking all incriminating evidence with him.
Waff the vigilante is dead
Crocty lives for his art. The art of destroying things that is. His newest contraption is a statue of an insane looking smiley face. It also just happens to have a yield equal to several sticks of TNT. This gift will be perfect for Hakoshen. He seems like the type that loves things that go kaboom. Gift wrapped in a pretty box, our deranged little hatter approaches the Gamestop store and knocks on the front door.
….
Nobody answers. Better knock a bit louder. Still no answer? This time he gives it a good hammering. The door, apparently unlocked, creeks open under the force of his fist, revealing total darkness inside. Hmmh? Must be fast asleep. Oh well then, I guess he can leave the box inside and go home. Crocty steps inside only to realize that he'd just stepped on a tripwire. A giant concrete slap almost lands on him, blocking the passage back out. The wall to his left suddenly descends revealing a launching mechanism full of circular saw blades, firing the blades at a rapid rate. In a desperate measure, he flings himself into the middle of the room, landing chest first on the floor which gives away, revealing a spike trap beneath. Not expecting that, crocty barely manages to hold onto the trapdoor hinge with his dear life. As he tries to climb up from the pit he notices an opening above him where a giant vat tips over to poor acid into the pit he almost fell into. Now the south wall was doing something. Not waiting to see what it could be Crocty immediately distances himself from that wall as several holes open up to spew fire across half the room. From each corner of the room, machine guns pop up and start spraying bullets wildly into all directions. Ducking for cover Crocty now tries to crawl towards a door leading out from this room of death. As he closes to the door a box is raised from the ground releasing several pythons that are specially trained to prevent anyone from leaving through that door. "I should have expected this much from the warlord" Shouts Hakoshen from his internal speaker system "-I knew you'd come one day to finish the job you started out in the jungle". "HOW CAN YOU AFFORD ALL OF THIS?" Screams Crocty in a fit of panic. "Oh, a soldier never reveals his secrets to the enemy army" replies hakoshen as he presses the button marked "Operation eviscerate"
Crocty the Mad Hatter is dead.
Meanwhile, in the Townston meat shop, a lonely butcher sits alone, plucking the strings of his guitar. Gullas is trying to make it as a folk singer/artist and if meatloaf can make it then a bloody butcher can make it too dammit!
Goodbye, cruel world,
I'm leaving you today.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye…
Man this is some sappy shit. Chicks will love it. "wonderfully appropriate don't you think?" says a voice behind him. What's with this growing trend of voices coming from the darkness behind people anyways? Startled gullas looks behind himself seeing a man with a gun pointed at him. "You!" Shouts Gullas the moment he recognizes him "-I should have known". "Oh? Was it that blatantly obvious?" Asks the man as he pulls the trigger to end the short lived career of Gullas.
Gullas the townie is dead.
Night 2 has ended
Day 3 has begun
*stagerring to his feet oblivious to the fact he's been zombiefied* It'll take more than mere bullets to stop WAFFMAN!!*dramatic pose* and his sidekick SQUIRELL-BOY!!*swings dead squirell in an equally dramatic manner*. now that the mafia aghammer has been sent to the easily escapable mental asylum *dramatic pose* I CAN CONTINUE MY SUPER-HERO CAREER!! *to dead squirell* quickly squirell-boy to the *dramatic pose* WAFF-MOBILE!!*arm falls off* *blink* oh dear…
That was productive.The mafia would have known who killed me anyway, and they will not go for him, I can assure you of this.
Though it would appear that the clues name Hakoshen as the killer of the mad hatter.
Is this a mistake or on purpose?
Because it would appear to sign his death warrant at the hands of the mafia.
Mafia is now recruiting XD
Come join the life of carefree killing and donots.
Pros: Awesome outfits, guns, knifes, 50% of hats at Sock but for the head, more guns, tommy guns, friendships, and killing people
Cons: We only have knifes and sporks(no forks) and we only work the graveyard shift
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