Late narrative tonight. I have an ungodly amount of people checking out between 5 and 7. I don't exactly know when I will have a chance to post it. Let us say 8 at latest.
That won't be so bad, only makes us mafioso's more paranoid then we were :S
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I have a friend who is good at sorting out who is guilty.This reminded me of the PJs claymation cartoon.
I send people to see him if I suspect them of being agents and he always knows if they did it or not.
My friend is called God.
Perhaps it is time to send Waff to my friend to be sorted out?
I don't mind a late one. It would be 6pm here.
Yeah I told everyone I'd be gone all night so don't get all upity at me for not being able to pardon hak. I agree with AG on this he was asking for it.
Someone asked how I know about Waff a ways bacvk the anwser is someone beat him to the punch and told me they were the murder. I confronted waff saying I know your not and he flipped to saying he was just mafia.
Thank you Niccea for the help on my paper. On that subject I stood up all night finishing it. I took pip pills for the first time and I feel so nauseous.
Also shameless plug. No Talent is accepting guest comics. I'll need them for the REAL finals next week. Itlian already offered his help. I'd apprciate it ;D
Can we have a double lynch tomorrow?
This game needs to reclaim its manhood!
Mafia has lost is Cahonies!
We need more casualties!
Poliwhirl in answer to your specific question, we are lynching YOU!
For asking silly questions!
You and your little dog too! (does a little dog count as an additional lynch?)
And Bocaj too, because that crazy dancing leg avatar is making me feel static and uninteresting.
So Bocaj, you better hope poliwhirls dog counts as an additional lynch! Otherwise you are history!
Now who else wants some? Come on! I'll lynch every one of you!
Double lynch, (also known as the "man's lynch" ) is a lot better then the single lynch (also known as the "girly whimp effeminate lynch" )
Crotcy are you a mayor or a mouse?
A godfather or a fairy-godmother?
Stop being a noodle armed nancy and do what has to be done!
Do what the people are calling for!
And by people I mean me, Harkovast, GOD HEAD OF DEMOCRACY!
I HAVE PURGED THE BALLOT BOX!
YOU WILL OBEY ME OR BE DESTROYED BY EYE LASERS!
FREAKIN RED HOT SEXY EYE LASERS!
I know!
Lets try out my new bloody brillaint spiffing invention!
THE OMNI-LYNCH!
What we do is all vote for the person we want to LIVE!
The one who gets the most votes wins and survives.
Everyone else gets lynched.
Pure liquid awesome!
And due to my dashing charisma I am bound to win! My avatar makes sure I appeal to women who like manly men and people who like cats AND people who like historical recreation AND people who like some weird combination of those things I am certian to…oh wait, it also would appeals to gay men who like manly men, I forgot that one…what was I talking about?
erm….
Well in any case you are all DOOOMED!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
*runs off laughing into the night*
You realize that we don't lynch around here, right?
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Drunk_Duck_Mafia/
Speaking of the comic, I am still questing for group art from Mafia II and III. Please don't leave me hanging, I'll start piecing it all together on Saturday.
Damn it! The Omni-lynch will have to be held in reserve.
I suppose I could flood the entire town in concrete and then burst a damn and flood it…thus causing the entire population to sleep with the fishes simultaneously.
Oooh or better yet, I could fill Waff's cardboard box with wolverines wearing scuba masks till the preasure gets so great inside the box that he fuses with them to make a half hobo, half wolverine mutant man with cardboard bones!
I'm not sure why I'd want to do this. I'm more caught up on the how then the why right now.
I'll do it!
Though I'm losing my mind right now so I will draw something weird and seemingly drug induced.
What about if they were all riding on a dragon that was crapping lightning bolts onto the Ewoks who are having a rock concert that's on fire!
Wait…what was I supposed to draw a picture of again?
Dragons are awesome.
Definitely awesome!
The pink fluffy bunnies.
They were Hakoshen as the godfather and assasin, I was the ripper and second in command, Theorah was the mad bomber and third in command, and sea_cow was the Brains, who decided to never respond to anything! D:<
Hak used a sniper rifle, I used double swords, Theorah used bombs, and Sea_cow was away the whole time!
Now hop to it!
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