Bocaj of course the vote is rigged!
We are the mafia!!! We rig everything!
We faked the moon landing, we shot kennedy, we made george dubya bush win the election (twice!)
You name it, we did!
Humorman, hmmm, your wild baseless accusations campaign appeals to me!
I do love a bit of mud slinging!
KITTY IS AN AGENT!!!
Wooohoo! See? hours of fun!
Evidence? That stuffs for whimps!
Real men just shout names and point fingers!
Of course, as kitty rightly pointed out, he who is without sin rarely casts the first stone in mafia games, so if monkey should prove innocent, humorman becomes suspect number one.
(Not that I need an excuse to accuse people wildly….least of all Humorman!)
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Bocaj of course the vote is rigged!What? we faked the moon landing 0.o?
We are the mafia!!! We rig everything!
We faked the moon landing, we shot kennedy, we made george dubya bush win the election (twice!)
You name it, we did!
Humorman, hmmm, your wild baseless accusations campaign appeals to me!
I do love a bit of mud slinging!
KITTY IS AN AGENT!!!
Wooohoo! See? hours of fun!
Evidence? That stuffs for whimps!
Real men just shout names and point fingers!
Of course, as kitty rightly pointed out, he who is without sin rarely casts the first stone in mafia games, so if monkey should prove innocent, humorman becomes suspect number one.
(Not that I need an excuse to accuse people wildly….least of all Humorman!)
We faked everything.
You name it, we fix it.
For example- We make Lance Armstrong win at cycling.
He didn't have cancer, he just sold his left nut to us in exchange for a rocket powered bicycle!
The entire Beijing olympics was just special effects we knocked together. None of those athletes even existed.
In fact niether does China, we just made the place up and drew it on maps as part of an elaborate tax scam!
I mean, come on, China? It even sounds made up!
So far, no one has said or done anything that grants me any kind of confidence. And that includes my stipend of Chechnyan hookers. I'm leaning towards voting for Kitty cause she put a frakking gun to my head, but considering I'll just be back next game, that's not gonna cut it. I'd vote for Hark again, but he's not running.
So that leaves Humorman. What about the other candidates you say?
I dunno.
Hey man, I finished the sofware update to our American Idol auto-dailer…let me know who you want to win.
Oh, we had to prop up the wall again on the China set… I wish you had never added that to the script… oh well.
Armstrong says the "bracelet" sales are up as well… suckers! HAHAHA…
And, I'm pretty sure that KITTY IS not AN AGENT but I have some of the guys looking into it.
We faked everything.
You name it, we fix it.
For example- We make Lance Armstrong win at cycling.
He didn't have cancer, he just sold his left nut to us in exchange for a rocket powered bicycle!
The entire Beijing olympics was just special effects we knocked together. None of those athletes even existed.
In fact niether does China, we just made the place up and drew it on maps as part of an elaborate tax scam!
I mean, come on, China? It even sounds made up!
Aghammer- Tell armstrong its time to come in and pay off the rest of his debt!
I want him sat on a bike hooked up to the mafia headquarters generator.
Hes going to be peddling us out of having to pay for electricity ever again!
Exciting news, I jsut checked our stocks and the value of evil is up 17%!
I suspect everyone on this list
crocty (6)
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kitty17
the2ndredbaron
gullas
harkovast
crocty
People Crocty was KILLED last time he was in this leadership role, why give it to him agian unless your an agent or bribed by him? Don't get me wrong I would love to be pardoner or equalivlent 3 times in a row. But atleast vote for someone that will LIVE
I suspect everyone on this listYou died both times you were pardoner~
crocty (6)
Poster
kitty17
the2ndredbaron
gullas
harkovast
crocty
People Crocty was KILLED last time he was in this leadership role, why give it to him agian unless your an agent or bribed by him? Don't get me wrong I would love to be pardoner or equalivlent 3 times in a row. But atleast vote for someone that will LIVE
I suspect everyone on this listYou died both times you were pardoner~
crocty (6)
Poster
kitty17
the2ndredbaron
gullas
harkovast
crocty
People Crocty was KILLED last time he was in this leadership role, why give it to him agian unless your an agent or bribed by him? Don't get me wrong I would love to be pardoner or equalivlent 3 times in a row. But atleast vote for someone that will LIVE
I didn't have body guards. Also I died saving people the first game and killing people the last. Also in the next mafia game the detective role should be able to see how many mafia voted for anything not just lynches ;).
We faked everything.I remeber we used to steal the horses in the grand steeplechase and make the jockeys ride [data missing] and make them finish in a certain order so we'd clean up at the bookys. [data missing] got us through some tough times.
You name it, we fix it.
For example- We make Lance Armstrong win at cycling.
He didn't have cancer, he just sold his left nut to us in exchange for a rocket powered bicycle!
The entire Beijing olympics was just special effects we knocked together. None of those athletes even existed.
In fact niether does China, we just made the place up and drew it on maps as part of an elaborate tax scam!
I mean, come on, China? It even sounds made up!
I suspect everyone on this listHey, I have alredy given the town my reasoning for voting Crocty, after all who can deny his 1337 mafia experience :). Also IMO if you are going to base your asumption on who is the mafia from who's voting for who let's take a look at your votes shall we? :P
crocty (6)
Poster
kitty17
the2ndredbaron
gullas
harkovast
crocty
People Crocty was KILLED last time he was in this leadership role, why give it to him agian unless your an agent or bribed by him? Don't get me wrong I would love to be pardoner or equalivlent 3 times in a row. But atleast vote for someone that will LIVE
TheFlyingGreenMonkey (5)That leaves you with…4 persons and a campaign poster, while on the other hand Crocty has 5 persons and a campaign poster. We technically have no real hard evidence of any anti-mafia activity untill after night one.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Italianocane
Rokulily
Killerbob
But yes, I aknowledge that it has been increasing method in last few mafia games for the mafia to take the Mayor's role but being overly paranoid during the first day isn't actually going to help us out will it now?
Okay time for campaign promises! I will not insta lynch anyone! I will not reveal any roles if anyone does tell me there roles unless given promission! Lowwer taxes! Something persuasive!
Crocty all I'm saying did you do anything to really help the townies when you were mayor? I didn't see it. I DID help when I was pardoner! I saved someone!
Yeah, I did.
I PQed Hakoshen telling him to pardon someone I knew was a townie, but he was offline, so it was too late, but if he was online, then he would have been saved.
When I came back to life I offered evidence against Ochi. Noone listened, but I was right!
I also teamed up with Ag to prove Product's innocence, saving another townie!
That's 2 townies I saved (Well, kinda) and 1 mafiosos I exposed!
I know why Hark is voting for you. You bribed him. That leaves four people voting for you! Also when multiple people tell me someone isn't an agent I belive your all agents. So of right now I think Crocty, AG and Kitty are agents. Early paranoia or excellent detective work? You be the judge of that!
I'm going to give the agents a hint. Don't attack Monkey, he'll fight back!
EDIT: And by that, I mean you're paranoid!
YAY we are starting to play the accusation game (^_^)
I acuse… Hakoshen of being the veteran, Harkovast of being the Doctor, Waff the detective etc etc….
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