I vote we make Humorman insulting an olympic sport in townston!
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Mafia VII: Reverse Mafia
Humorman is amazing, he fails to be any help at all, then acts as if he is some how not losing himself.seconded
Humorman, unless you are an agent, which you aren't from the amount of bitching you are doing, you are losing too!
The fact that you shout instructions and then refuse to discuss them makes you useless!
You are the dead weight of mafia. I cant understand why anyone lets you play, you have nothing useful to offer.
You are TERRIBLE at this game! I mean seriously, you are useless! You are like some kind of creepy alien who cant understand human emotions.
"What is this thing you call 'not acting like a douche bag?' We do not have this on planet Humorman."
Have you ever actually talked to anybody? I mean ever?
You are about as persuasive as a Jack Chick Tract!
The point of this game is not to shout your opinion and insult people who dont listen. You are supposed to try and persuade people! You are supposed to build secret alliances.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO NOT BE A SOCIALLY INCOMPETENT MORON LIKE YOU!
The fact that you always get ignored just proves how crap you are at this, as you never persuade anybody of anything!
And then you have the nerve to bitch about it.
"Oh booo hoo! No one votes me mayor ever! Booo hoo! YOu are all big stupid morons!"
Suck it up, ya big cry baby!
The reason we dont vote ou mayor and the reason we dont vote for you is because
WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
NOBODY LIKES YOU!
GO AWAY!
Humorman insulting is not a sport!
A sport implies it has to be a challenge, or require training or effort.
Insulting a self important, semi delusional, social out cast is not a sport!
See? Even describing the guy I ended up insulting him!
It is that easy! Everyone would walk home with the gold!
Also humorman has failed to notice the fact that he is not watching us all lose. He is watching some of us lose, but clearly right now the agents are winning!
Why humorman has decided to help the agents by being 100% pure useless is anyone's guess.
Don't bother asking the human paper weight though, most likely he will ignore you, or at least throw a vague insult your way before going back to crying over the fact no one likes him.
I just think its odd humourman didn't even try voting if he was sure ochi was an agent but he's around afterword to yell fail… I mean after he suggested ochi i tried to keep an eye out but there isn't much info that can be peg on her and i'm not going to accuse someone to be thrown into the bay unless i feel theres enough of a reason.
By the way, sorry again waff, you seemed to be really set up…
And right now my top for some new shoes are humourman and tfgm… But i think tfgm will at least try to talk his way out…
I just think its odd humourman didn't even try voting if he was sure ochi was an agent but he's around afterword to yell fail…
After having read every mafia game here again today (I really, REALLY didn't care to do any work today) I can say I noticed a bit of a trend…
Humorman: Disparaging comment
Person A: Disparaging reply
Person B: Pacifist comment
*Game continues*
Humorman: Disparaging comment disregarding Persons A and B
(cycle continues)
After being Person B for four games, I think I'm done trying.
WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!! I've been wrong everytime >:O
Okay 2nd night did the doctor protect the one the murderer was about to kill or what? How can a kill be canceled? I mistook your naration as him attacking para and having a medic protect him.
When I die I'd like a detail anlyze on the cules in the narrations cause I thought I nailed them. I thought I was pretty good at solving clues but aparently I'm stupid or something. I'm getting close to saying "Screw this game. Its four in the morning grandma(agents) you win!
Also I tried with the clues and got burnt. You do it now. Also I demand a double lynch tommorrow!
So basicly I now have mafia ampathy.
Humorman is amazing, he fails to be any help at all, then acts as if he is some how not losing himself.Fifth'd
Humorman, unless you are an agent, which you aren't from the amount of bitching you are doing, you are losing too!
The fact that you shout instructions and then refuse to discuss them makes you useless!
You are the dead weight of mafia. I cant understand why anyone lets you play, you have nothing useful to offer.
You are TERRIBLE at this game! I mean seriously, you are useless! You are like some kind of creepy alien who cant understand human emotions.
"What is this thing you call 'not acting like a douche bag?' We do not have this on planet Humorman."
Have you ever actually talked to anybody? I mean ever?
You are about as persuasive as a Jack Chick Tract!
The point of this game is not to shout your opinion and insult people who dont listen. You are supposed to try and persuade people! You are supposed to build secret alliances.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO NOT BE A SOCIALLY INCOMPETENT MORON LIKE YOU!
The fact that you always get ignored just proves how crap you are at this, as you never persuade anybody of anything!
And then you have the nerve to bitch about it.
"Oh booo hoo! No one votes me mayor ever! Booo hoo! YOu are all big stupid morons!"
Suck it up, ya big cry baby!
The reason we dont vote ou mayor and the reason we dont vote for you is because
WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
NOBODY LIKES YOU!
GO AWAY!
Also I tried with the clues and got burnt. You do it now. Also I demand a double lynch tommorrow!Seconed…
So basicly I now have mafia ampathy.
How the hell can I vote when every time I log on and look here there are 5 more pages than last time? LOL. But seriously what are we voting for?During each day cycle, we vote to lynch one person whom people agree is an agent. We're done voting for now because this is the night cycle. At 6:00 CST it's going to switch to the day cycle and we can vote for a lynch candidate for 24 hours thereafter.
The clues are always clearer on the second kill, so surely we can't miss them again. With the way the numbers are, we may not have another chance, so we have to get it right this time. Which is precisely why you're not helping, humorman, but you too have the right to express your opinion, even if you're incorrect.
Narrative is here! And it is only 2 minutes late!
Kitty17 was closing up her hat store for the night. The mafia bowlers were the biggest fashion right now. The night seemed peaceful enough. Maybe the agents will lie low for once…then again. At the end of the street someone stood waiting for her. The stranger wore a brick red coat and stood there peacefully. When she tried to pass, the figure calmly raised his gun and shot her.
Kitty17 the mafia member is dead
Killerbob was running around with the rope that constantly hung from his neck streaming behind him like a horrible tail. This time he would not be stopped by a paramedic. He would succeed in making his kill. Suddenly, he heard some sort of ticking noise. He whirled around and around until he finally felt something at the back of his neck. He had never noticed it before, but it seemed as if he had grown a pimple. A ticking pimple seem perfectly normal given the insanity of the….BOOOM! (Is this clue any good? Please tell me what you think.)
Killerbob the murderer was blown to bits.
Italianocane was running down the street with his Italian flag in his mouth. He seemed to be in a good mood. The ninja like figure with the two katanas appeared before him. The figure was pale and tended to favor simplicity in his life. He simply took his katanas and simply cut off Italianocane’s head.
Italianocane the mafia member simply was decapitated.
Aghammer was also about. He had to show his new amulet to an old friend. Ag had been feeling depressed of late but he knew that the amulet would cheer him up. A figure stepped into his path and raised a gun to his face. Ag was in shock. “You? Why are you doing this?â€
“Because I’m me.†BANG
Aghammer the bodyguard is dead.
Day Four has begun. Who is next in the Ho- Oh what? Ok. Lowes bucket…
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