Oh yes~
That reminds me that I still need to finish the Mafia III family picture. -,-
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Mafia VII: Reverse Mafia
An elite team.
Crushing the mafia and bringing all agents home safely!
It doesn't get much better then that!
Victory for GI MOFO!
Here is a break down of how we won and why we are freakin awesome-
First off, we got our lead man (crotcy, the commander in chief) in as the godfather, crippling the enemy right off the bat.
We almost lost the election but I pull out some last minute horse trading and bribing (under the cover that crotcy bribed me as my excuse,an excuse I would use successfully to explain almost everything I did from this point on…) to get the last minute vote we needed! Thank you very much red baron.
We held off for the first night, just planting a bomb, to help spread a bit of confusion.
Hak wanted to shake things up and I happily encouraged him, then blamed him when it back fired and let him take the fall.
Then the killing began! And bodies were soon piling up.
Unfortunately for the mob, they were telling their roles to our leader, including the vigilante killer bob, who intended to kill yours truly. Crotcy talked him out of it, and I had my good friend redbaron, who was my close allie throughout, was giving me medical cover.
Redbaron was not sure if I was agent, but he was happy to avoid being killed (I'll make sure he gets a full pardon for his assistance)
Gullas mostly played it quiet, our silent assassin, picking mafia off without drawing attention. He was the ninja fetus of death!
Ochi spread complex but entirely wrong theories as to who should be lycnhed. She was selling snake oil with the best of them, spreading doubt and mistrust all over the show.
I myself just acted bat crap crazy, spouting nonsense and freely admiting I would do anything for a bribe (okay, that part is true. I WILL do anything for bribes!) This was a perfect cover for me to operate openly but without being suspected.
Crotcy was handed out carefully planned orders to both the unwitting mafia who told him their roles and to his agent team, making our tactics and choice of targets extremely efficient.
Soon the mafia was turning on itself, as waff was lynched after an attempt to draw out mafia back fired and a clue was interpreted against him. Ochi helped push that idea along (funny, considering she was the killer the clue actually pointed too!)
Our greatest enemy was TFGM. He was basically the leader of the mafia (since the godfather was one of us) and his insistence that crotcy was agent caused us great concern. We even had fears he was forming a coalition of people whose roles he knew to organise against us.
Alas, he made the final mistake by going along with the kill waff brigade, and then fell on his own sword when it was revealed the paranoid was gone leading to a night of complete slaughter.
And so the good guys won through in the end, the evil mafia is crushed and rather amazingly we did it without a single casualty! All agents accounted for!
And now you know how we did it.
And knowing is half the battle!
GI MOFO!
YO MOFO!
TheFlyingGreenMonkey was sure that his days were numbered. He has been spending the evening in his safe house, packing his belongings so that he could skip town. He's been in such hurry that he didn't even bother to vote for anyone. The sudden revelation that the Mayor was the agent leader had convinced him that he and the mafia had no chance and he was a follower of the saying "He who fights and runs away may live to fight another day".
The town hall bell was ringing. Oh crap! That means that they've tallied the votes and it's time for someone to die. Crap! He'd spent too long time packing. Why did he try to pack his 40" LCD HD TV with a built in DVD and a grand piano? It looks like that there's a crowd gathering at his doorstep. Right. That means he "won" the election for once.
A sizable crowd had gathered. Crocty and his band of merry men had rallied up many villagers who were glad to see that the shackles of oppression were being lifted in this town. Crocty makes a gesture for attention and the group quiets down to listen.
"My good people! Soon you can proudly call yourself Townies! Behind this door hides one of the few mafia members remaining. Soon he'll be dead and soon enough the rest of those morally bankrupted bottom feeders of society will be gone as well. I see nothing more fitting then to execute this one in the same manner as he's killed so many of your beloved ones. Now let's go get him!"
As crocty and his crew start ramming the door, they suddenly hear a commotion coming from above. A massive 40" LCD HD TV with a build in DVD and a grand piano comes crashing down nearly hitting the agents as they narrowly jump for safety.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PIGS!" Yells Monkey as he climbs out the broken window and crawls on top of the roof. Crocty eats his cigar in disgust of this dirty move that the mobster pulled on them and orders his silent assassin to go after him. Gullas the impaler, a ferocious special agent masterfully skilled in killing people with all five of his limbs jumps up onto the roof in few unbelievable yet graceful moves.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey manages to jump over to the roof of the next house but before he gets any further he's struck by 34 shurikens, 12 daggers and a katana. Remarkably, he's still alive. Gullas knows how to disable people properly without killing them.
When they show up at the docks a crowd is busy making a concrete cocktail in a John Deere bucket. It's a quick dry mix so they hastily apply the last remaining ingredient, two legs belonging to TheFlyingGreenMonkey, to the concoction. Feeling civil, Ochitsukanai approaches Monkey and asks if he wishes to relay any last words. "Talk is cheap! Less chatting, more drowning!" yells Harkovast and kicks TheFlyingGreenMonkey into the water before he gets a chance to utter a word.
With great pride, Crocty looks over his team."We've done a great job, purging this town! However, we've dragged things on long enough. We'll end this tonight!" Cheering with joy the crew leaves and heads into the town, eager for the final fight.
The weight of the concrete drags Monkey quickly down to the the bottom of lake. Struggling for air, TheFlyingGreenMonkey abandons hope and prepares to meet his end. He never expected his end to pierce his torso though. His lifeless body is dragged to the deepest part of the lake where mechanical tentacles are gathering every single dead body, engine and discarded tool that's been thrown in the water and is assembling…..something. "Well, well, well." States what remains of waff's partially broken down CPU as he tears Monkeys corpse apart, limb for limb. "Looks like I've got yet another ingredient for my revenge!"
TheFlyingGreenMonkey the mafia and second in command is dead!
Day 4 is over
Night 4 had begun.
….:o We're carrying on?Or, if you wish..
We can have this the FINAL SHOWDOWN!
Everyone who's still alive please send me a preference on how you want to be portrayed.
If you don't send me anything, I will make up something on my own.
Agents can tell me if they want to specifically land a hit on someone/blow someone up and I'll arrange the FINAL SHOWDOWN! narration accordingly.
Everyone who's not an agent and are still alive, please send me your role and if you want to have any final words. I'll make you go down with dignity if you comply.
Since the murderer is dead, there's nothing the town can do really. However, individuals like the maid man can put up a good fight… but only if I know who he is *hint, hint*. You agents will probably all end up alive…. but you'll be surprised by the things you can survive.
Maybe next time I'll get mayor :3Mayor!?! You silly, silly man. You're the everlasting pardoner. That's you new title btw.
Well, Roku's the mafioso, Baron's the doctor, Humorman suggested he was a mafioso, so I guess Poliwirl is the made man. =w=Well no offense but I prefer that they tell me so themselves.
Ok. Time for me to make a bribe.
Rokulily. If you finish the final narration from the last game (which you've done a fantastic job at portraying btw) I'll make sure that you go down in blazing glory of epicness!
P.S. I've come to the conclusion that making narrations is fun!
P.P.S. Now you guys should know by now that I'm a vain bastard who thrives on ego stroking. Did I do a good job putting together a short notice narration or what?
But make sure all my agents are still alive at the end of it. We can be maimed, sliced and diced and bruised, but not killed!I won't let anything happen to you, fearless leader! >:D
But really, even though it's the second time I've been in a group that suffered no casualties, Crocty is totally the one who made it possible this time. I'm glad my mystical obligation to ensure his death every game has ended. XD
Oh, just figured I'd also mention that Humorman was right all along. I felt so obvious the whole time, I've always been a bad liar. Did I fool anyone?
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