Okay I love baseless accusations as much as anyone, but who exactly are we accusing right now and why?
I'm getting confused!
There are several "hes an agent" "no, shes an agent" conversations here mixed up with humorman being a pain.
So who are we accusing and why?
Bearing in mind there has yet to be any murders so there is no acutal evidence at all.
(It is a sad state of affairs when I have to be the voice of reason around here!)
Can we at least wait till the lynching starts before we form a ….erm…lynch mob?
Humourman the reason you never get voted for anything is that you ignore all pq's, constantly tell us you are better then we are and that you think we are all idiots and on top of all that a lot of the time your theories are wrong!
You have to make people LIKE you to get votes! You have to answer when they speak to them! You cant just call them names and ignore them and expect tehm to support you becuase…well hell I cant even think of a reason anyone would support you these days!
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Okay I love baseless accusations as much as anyone, but who exactly are we accusing right now and why?
I'm getting confused!
There are several "hes an agent" "no, shes an agent" conversations here mixed up with humorman being a pain.
So who are we accusing and why?
Bearing in mind there has yet to be any murders so there is no acutal evidence at all.
(It is a sad state of affairs when I have to be the voice of reason around here!)
Can we at least wait till the lynching starts before we form a ….erm…lynch mob?
Humourman the reason you never get voted for anything is that you ignore all pq's, constantly tell us you are better then we are and that you think we are all idiots and on top of all that a lot of the time your theories are wrong!
You have to make people LIKE you to get votes! You have to answer when they speak to them! You cant just call them names and ignore them and expect tehm to support you becuase…well hell I cant even think of a reason anyone would support you these days!
Harkovst, your uncharacteristicly extroverted wisdom confuses, scares and enrages me. Consider yourself number one on my list! Agent Caldwell!
Yeah so since I have half the votes does this mean I'm popular?Popular, agent, whichever. Impossible to tell at this point. -shrug-
Also, we're all mafia here, so I get to use my new mafia icon! Hooray!
EDIT: I am sorry to report that it has the same pattern, Hakoshen. I just altered the colors and I decided to keep the design. XD
niccea those pictures were completely innocent! That dog and that mouse are just close family friends of mine nothing was going on!
Dont you dare go to the papers!
Hakoshen oh alright, thats how we want to play it, is it?
All sweet and innocent then knives in my back first chance you get you sleazy agent?
Well I've got you figured out!
I am fantastic, right? Of course I am ! I'm a virtual superman!
And who is supermans worst enemy? Lex Luther aka Gene Hackman.
What is the Japanese for Hackman?
HAKOSHEN!!
Hakoshen is the enemy! Destroy him at all costs!
Okay! Last post!
It doesn't feel nice when someone derides you all the time and posts stupid crap, but that's not how it works here. Here, you can only act stupid if you're friends with everyone else.
You know what else? I have been nice before, but being nice doesn't work. I was nice the first game and everyone completely ignored me. Then, when I was GM, everyone completely trashed my game and complained that I wasn't being fair. The best compliment I got from that game was, "The first game was better." Ever since then, I've tried to still be nice, but as the games progressed, I've decided that angrily shouting my opinions out gets me more attention (negative, though it may be).
But still, after countless times of playing the game and being RIGHT on numerous occasions, I'm ultimately cast aside and ignored. Well, I'm tired of this, because what reason do I have to play the game if no one will listen to me? So I might as well just post random nonsense like everyone else does before I die or get kicked out, seeing how that's the only way to get my opinions in around here.
It's basically a no-win situation. No matter what I do, I cannot please anyone around here. I will never be able to actually play this game. The only reason I ever join is in hopes that someone will actually listen to my ideas, but that isn't going to happen.
Before I leave, I just want to say that out of all the people here, Niccea, is the worst. You threaten to ruin my game when I didn't follow the traditional rules of Mafia, and you'll find any reason you have to throw me out of any other game. Do you have a grudge against me? You act self-righteous every time I do something annoying saying things like, "Get out now. No one wants you to play." At least I didn't kick you out of my game. This is stupid really, because people are just going to come up with another reason about how I was mean or being a jerk so they can justify their own contempt for me.
Whatever, I played the game just like everyone else, but since everyone here has their heads so far up their own asses, I guess I am the real villain of the Mafia game!
niccea those pictures were completely innocent! That dog and that mouse are just close family friends of mine nothing was going on!
Dont you dare go to the papers!
Hakoshen oh alright, thats how we want to play it, is it?
All sweet and innocent then knives in my back first chance you get you sleazy agent?
Well I've got you figured out!
I am fantastic, right? Of course I am ! I'm a virtual superman!
And who is supermans worst enemy? Lex Luther aka Gene Hackman.
What is the Japanese for Hackman?
HAKOSHEN!!
Hakoshen is the enemy! Destroy him at all costs!
*throws his head back and laughs* That's right, I did it! I shot Franz Ferdinand! I gave the Hitler his first pep talk! I broke Nancy Kerrigan's leg! And I stole the votes in Florida allowing George W. Bush to become president!
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME SUPERMAN!!! My underwear, tooth fillings and wristwatch are all made of kryptonite and plutonium!
*Disappears in a fit of maniacal laughter*
*looks stunned at the space where hakoshen was standing*
WOw, I've never had one of my theories be right before!
This is so new to me….I dont know what to say!
Its all happening so fast…
I wished I'd prepared a little speach or something.
Mafia are good…my theories are correct…this game really is reversed!
Well that's it. Monkey has resorted to bribing my own voters.
I've lost this election, but to anyone who is voting for him - Monkey will screw you over in an instant just to get what he wants.
He will bribe your doctors to not tell you about your fatal illnesses, he will pay coppers to turn a blind eye to your beatings, he will burn down your house, and threaten the fire men to ignore the call.
You have severely annoyed me now, Monkey. You. Are. Going. To. Pay. ):<
While you may feel bitter and hurt about the way the games have been played it was you who kept coming back to play. And I know this is my first time so I don't know much but it just sounds like you're playing the game like a war. It's just a game with silly people who just wanna have fun. A games a game. So if you want to play the villian go ahead, but so far all I've seen is you playing the ass.
I hope you feel better soon.
Then, when I was GM, everyone completely trashed my game and complained that I wasn't being fair. The best compliment I got from that game was, "The first game was better."You're right. I also got pissed off by the way you handled some things, but I sent a mail to apologize to you for being angry and you didn't say anything - so I assumed that you disliked me. Which could be true - anyhow, I figured it was the case.
This is stupid really, because people are just going to come up with another reason about how I was mean or being a jerk so they can justify their own contempt for me.You're not dead yet, though. You can still say whatever constructive thing you want, and I for one will listen. I generally do listen to you, but since I assumed you disliked me, I don't tend to reply a lot to you. :\
Well that's it. Monkey has resorted to bribing my own voters.I will do that and more! Cause I'm mafia!
I've lost this election, but to anyone who is voting for him - Monkey will screw you over in an instant just to get what he wants.
He will bribe your doctors to not tell you about your fatal illnesses, he will pay coppers to turn a blind eye to your beatings, he will burn down your house, and threaten the fire men to ignore the call.
You have severely annoyed me now, Monkey. You. Are. Going. To. Pay. ):<
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