Aghammer if we can make it a triple and get you swinging along with them, then it would be a PURRFECT day
since your a cat and all I figured this would be better. Although I still stay it is your Hark.
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Salsa technically you didn't prove you are Irish, you just proved your grandmother is Irish.
So unless you are like Norman Bates, I'm not convinced (and even he was just pretending to be his mother…so you would be like super bates…)
Hakoshen personally I prefer to claim to be an Apache. It sounds bad ass and they even named a Helicopter after em!
Night 2 is OVER!
The2ndredbaron was just relaxing in his office, at his privately owed airport, reading a book in his favorite chair. He didn’t notice the shadowy figure lurking just outside his window.
A loud crash noise caught him off guard. Baron looked up to see someone had just busted through his window. “Who are you!†he shouted standing up. “Like who I am should be your main concern,†the figure said with a laugh.
It was at this moment that he realized the narrator was talking about him. “Like hell I’m just going to stay here and die!†he shouted as he ran towards his plane. The attacker just smiled and said “checkmate†as he watched his target try to escape.
Baron managed to get his plane in the air and was quickly heading for out of town. “I’m free now!†he yelled. But he had forgotten the force field surrounding the town. As his plane hit the Townston city limit he smashed right into the force field, making a giant explosion. The explosion light up the town. His attacker’s face seemed to glow.
The2ndredbaron the townie is dead.
Harkovast liked killing. He liked it so much he had made a job of it. He enjoyed killing the germs that caused sickness. He loved sewing up a wound as if strangling the injury. Yes he loved his job.
As he was running to see his next target, he felt a sharp pain to his neck. His hand felt something on his neck. He pulled something out of it and was surprised to see a dart.
“What the?!†he exclaimed. “Oh don’t mind that. Its just a mild poison,†A figure said as he emerged from the shadows. “Poison!†Hark said as the world seemed to spin. “Well you see I am too lazy to go chancing after you,†the attacker said with a smile.
Hark knew how this was going to end. So he shouted, “With my dieing breath I will shamelessly plug my comic! No Talent!†Hark’s jaw dropped. “Hahumahah! That poison keeps you from saying your comic name!†the attacker laughed.
“No what kind of a monster would do that!†Shouted Hark as he fell to the ground. He could barely breathe now. “Oh stop being a baby,†The killer laugh as Hark drew his last breath. “Well at least I got to play around with him for a little bit,†the killer said as he walked down a side street.
Harkovast the Paramedic is dead.
Else where the remaining Paramedic checked his target, the Detective called for a vote recount and the Mad Hatter planeted a bomb on his first victom.
“See, I told you it was better than a moive,†said TFGM’s spirit as he passed the popcorn to Inu’s ghost. “Yeah not bad. But where are the Brocaj,†Inu asked. “Something about haunting a baker for making his body into a pie,†replied TFGM.
Day 3 has BEGUN!
Something that seems so obvious now…. "Stop being such a baby". One of Gullas's comics is titled bobby the fetus. Baby was mentioned in the first night's killing too. Gullas is also on the long list of people who mention laziness in their profile.
Night 2 is OVER!
The2ndredbaron was just relaxing in his office, at his privately owed airport, reading a book in his favorite chair. He didn’t notice the shadowy figure lurking just outside his window.
A loud crash noise caught him off guard. Baron looked up to see someone had just busted through his window. “Who are you!†he shouted standing up. “Like who I am should be your main concern,†the figure said with a laugh.
It was at this moment that he realized the narrator was talking about him. “Like hell I’m just going to stay here and die!†he shouted as he ran towards his plane. The attacker just smiled and said “checkmate†as he watched his target try to escape.
Baron managed to get his plane in the air and was quickly heading for out of town. “I’m free now!†he yelled. But he had forgotten the force field surrounding the town. As his plane hit the Townston city limit he smashed right into the force field, making a giant explosion. The explosion light up the town. His attacker’s face seemed to glow.
The2ndredbaron the townie is dead.
If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
- 25-Star General Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
On hark's killing: Clearly the two things that were repeated from this one and the first night are clues. Laziness and baby. I've checked all the people who mention laziness for any reference towards baby (including comic pages) and haven't found any connections except bobby the fetus and d_dude mentioning "kids TV". Since no one mentions babies or infants outright, fetus is the next closest thing, so I'm pretty much convinced it was gullas.
If anyone wants to double check, here are the people that mention laziness in their profile: Gullas, kitty, crocty, D_Dude.
And here are the people that say things that could be rather tenuously could interpeted as lazy:
Salsa "I procrastinate a lot"
pastel "If I were a kitty I'd take a million naps"
hakoshen "I'm just another dude livin life and takin' it easy"
I truly was wrong…it does look like Crocty is as innocent as a newborn baby. Although that's not the best simile, since it would appear that an unborn baby committed the crime, huh? I agree with Exzachly that it looks like Gullas - the laziness and the baby being the most important things, since they're both repeated motifs that apply easily to the same person…
“Well at least I got to play around with him for a little bit,†the killer said as he walked down a side street."I am into tabletop role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons but frankly we are few who play such here."
He enjoyed killing the germs that caused sickness. He loved sewing up a wound as if strangling the injury. Yes he loved his job. As he was running to see his next target, he felt a sharp pain to his neck. He pulled something out of it and was surprised to see a dart.The first bit is in reference to Hark, but could this be a clue as well?
BWAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I laughed so hard after reading my death and Crotcys request to lynch my dead body that my family was peaking into my room! I love play with you guys! Even though you people hate me. lol
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