Screw the South! Its all about the West vs the East! Or even better California or Texas agianst the rest of America. Or North Cali vs. South Cali!
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Mafia X - Returning to the Classics
Texas, the one state that can divide into 5 at any given time will squash them all!Holy crap that makes us sound like Voltron. We separate into five lion-states, but when we come together we make TEXAS, DEFENDER OF THE ARCHAIC IDEALS NO ONE SHOULD ESPOUSE ANY LONGER.
I can't get a monocle cuz my avi's back is turned D:…I do the best I can. Which in this case isn't much. TT_TT
EDIT: Now with moustaches!
TFGM your bullet proof android governor appears fearsome, but I heard in the news that California is on the brink of completely running out of money, so you wont be able to afford ammunition to fight my east side hordes!
Also the east side has the most experience of fighting civil wars! (two if you count the American revolution!)
Prepare to be destroyed!
And as for Texas, if nuclear weapons could kill your most powerful warrior (John Wayne) then they should make short work of the rest of you!
Kids these days. Lining up to beg for monocles. Back in my day, we made our own monocles. Look at this fancy number I made when I was a youngin'.
heh, kids these days, don't know how to properly spell "young un' ". Back in my day, we was whipped for spelling that wrong.
Also thanks Ochi, but I wanted the sprinkles over all of it, not just on top ):<
Night 4 is OVER!
Salsa was just minding his business, fishing at his favorite spot. It didn’t matter if it was night or not. He wasn’t afraid of mafia or a rival family member. The only thing he was afraid of was that he would run out of bait.
A rustle in the bushes next to him attracted his attention. Standing up he drew a knife in each hand and slowly made his way towards the bush. When he got there he lunged into it knifes ready. He passed through the bush only to see heavy artillery pointing at him and a figure in the shadows.
“Please! Knifes are the past! Enjoy the current weapons,†the figure said as it fired. The blast instantly killed Salsa as it flung his lifeless corpse into the water to become fish food. The blast let up the figures face as a sense of awe could be seen on it.
Salsa the Townie is dead.
The Paramedic made sure to watch his target and else where the Mad Hatter planted his secound bomb.
Day 5 has Begun!
I will accept lynch votes now.
You'll take the monocle she made you and you'll like you little whippersnapper!Kids these days. Lining up to beg for monocles. Back in my day, we made our own monocles. Look at this fancy number I made when I was a youngin'.
heh, kids these days, don't know how to properly spell "young un' ". Back in my day, we was whipped for spelling that wrong.
Also thanks Ochi, but I wanted the sprinkles over all of it, not just on top ):<
Edit: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I almost caught that big one that has been mocking me for MONTHS!!!!
Texas, the one state that can divide into 5 at any given time will squash them all!Holy crap that makes us sound like Voltron. We separate into five lion-states, but when we come together we make TEXAS, DEFENDER OF THE ARCHAIC IDEALS NO ONE SHOULD ESPOUSE ANY LONGER.
You two are Texan?! That explains EVERYTHING.
Night 4 is OVER!
Salsa was just minding his business, fishing at his favorite spot. It didn’t matter if it was night or not. He wasn’t afraid of mafia or a rival family member. The only thing he was afraid of was that he would run out of bait.
A rustle in the bushes next to him attracted his attention. Standing up he drew a knife in each hand and slowly made his way towards the bush. When he got there he lunged into it knifes ready. He passed through the bush only to see heavy artillery pointing at him and a figure in the shadows.
“Please! Knifes are the past! Enjoy the current weapons,†the figure said as it fired. The blast instantly killed Salsa as it flung his lifeless corpse into the water to become fish food. The blast let up the figures face as a sense of awe could be seen on it.
Salsa the Townie is dead.
The Paramedic made sure to watch his target and else where the Mad Hatter planted his secound bomb.
Day 5 has Begun!
I will accept lynch votes now.
Also, again with this "flashing the killer's face" business.
Texas, the one state that can divide into 5 at any given time will squash them all!Holy crap that makes us sound like Voltron. We separate into five lion-states, but when we come together we make TEXAS, DEFENDER OF THE ARCHAIC IDEALS NO ONE SHOULD ESPOUSE ANY LONGER.
You two are Texan?! That explains EVERYTHING.
Pardon?
TFGM your bullet proof android governor appears fearsome, but I heard in the news that California is on the brink of completely running out of money, so you wont be able to afford ammunition to fight my east side hordes!Phaw! You forget the north Cali and Organ good sir! Or should I say Rednecks and Oakies! The ones who keep the guns & ammunition stock up, from fear of a libral Prez! In my hometown alone every house has atleast one rifle, one in three have ten times that!
Also the east side has the most experience of fighting civil wars! (two if you count the American revolution!)
Prepare to be destroyed!
And as for Texas, if nuclear weapons could kill your most powerful warrior (John Wayne) then they should make short work of the rest of you!
Also the gangs! They have guns too!
Also we have the meth capital of the world! We will get you hooked then you will be are drug slaves…or we could just poision your water by mixxing it with Mexico's. Or we could simply starve you by withholding food :D
You two are Texan?! That explains EVERYTHING.Ugh, it's true! The ten-gallon hat, these ridiculously large boots, the tumbleweeds that dog my every step, the fact that whenever I need to talk to a guy I lasso him and pull him across the room to me on a rope instead of walking over*…
Am I truly that transparent!? -sniffle-
*I wouldn't lasso a woman, of course. It would be very rude.
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