Thread "Mafia X - Returning to the Classics" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

Trust Niccea to LIE!

Ha! see what I did there?
That is some pretty clever arguing right there!

VOTE KITTY!

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

Yeah man!

Trust her to LIE!

Ha! see what I did there?
That is some pretty clever arguing right there!

VOTE NICCEA!

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

Salsa I love how you can pick out one thing from the nonsense I spout while over looking the hundreds of massively more stupid points I make.
It is like a man catching a bullet in his teeth while allowing himself to be shot with a bazooka!

You question the presence of moonshine jugs at all deep south meals….yet you don't question the previous part of my description of American eating which involved lifting yourself into the air by firing yoru guns into the ground.

Anyway, you dont really know what life is like in the deep south as you don't really live there.
You are just part of an elaborate experiment into peoples inter net habits. The area out side your "house" is a sound stage, on which we just move the props and sets around to make you feel like you go to different places.
Your car never actually moves, we just move things around it.

You actually live at the bottom of my garden.

Look out of your window.
Do you see that one guy walking past?
That's me.
HI!

Hark. I just chose to ignore the part about lifting yourself off the ground with guns. To do that, you would need a force greater than that of the force of gravity on your body. In essence, you'd need a 20mm cannon aimed at the ground to throw yourself up into the air.

As for being in your garden, answer me two questions. A) What happened to my car at the first of May? B) What kind of car did I drive?

Vote Niccea for Mayor. Everyone knows that Southerners tell it like it is!

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

NICCEA SUPPORTERS! LISTEN UP!
Niccea has already been mayor before, I think it is only fair to give new people a go at being in charge, rather then just passing around leadership between the regulars!

I agree with this a lot. :o

same here.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

Fine. The fish fry will have chips (the french fry kind not the potato crips) too. I can be multi-cultural.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

oooh Aghammer! Just for that I am turning off the oxygen to your house!

*cradles his moonshine jug and rocks back and forwards*

Salsa- As I just stated, you don't own or drive any car, we just move the set around he car we allow you to sit in, remember?

I cant remember everything that happens to you in your whacky adventures. I am not some 'Salsa nerd'! It is probably on tv tropes somewhere though. Did I mention we film you and play it on the Fox Network?

You better start doing some more interesting stuff if you want a second season.

Also you just further proved you are not from the deep south, or indeed an American! You jsut admited to not owning at LEAST 2, 20mm cannons!
See? In the end, the bad guys always make one crucial mistake that trips them up!

(PS- I walked past your 'house' and you didn't wave! Wave out the window and show your appreciation!)

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

Niccea is also the only one running that has displayed that she has a verifiable role.
All you guys need to do to discredit her is find the detective and check her role.

@ hark: 60 foot water oak versus an 02 silver Honda Accord, guess what I drive now! Also, I hate the stereotype that all people from the southeastern US drink moonshine. We don't. All of us down here don't own guns either. I have a Rutger shotgun I inherited from my step-dad and I guess his other guns since no one else has claimed them. (only four rifles and shotguns plus some pistols) I do own ten knives, eleven if you count the forging demonstration piece I got at the Knife show in Atlanta almost ten years ago.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

I dont like the idea of making someone mayor who has alreayd had a turn when there are people who have not had a turn still waiting.

Also Chicken, banana, baggy trousers, unrelated amphibian explosion.
That is all.

Niccea- I am multi-cultural too! I hate and fear a whole wide range of other cultures.

If you are reading this….

I HATE YOUR CULTURE!!

NOW VOTE KITTY!

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

Niccea is also the only one running that has displayed that she has a verifiable role.

Exactly.

I mean, "give everyone a chance" is the mentality that led to Baron getting the mayorship in Mafia VI, and that game was incredibly hard for the townies to win. It's pleasant-sounding, but not a good stratagem.

Harkovast - too bad for you that I'm utterly uncultured! Oh, wait. XD

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

I dont like the idea of making someone mayor who has alreayd had a turn when there are people who have not had a turn still waiting.

Also Chicken, banana, baggy trousers, unrelated amphibian explosion.
That is all.

Niccea- I am multi-cultural too! I hate and fear a whole wide range of other cultures.

If you are reading this….

I HATE YOUR CULTURE!!

NOW VOTE KITTY!

I might for a big fat bribe. we're talking a bribe to end bribes, from you and Kitty17.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

ochi you are uncultured? well make sure you stay that way!
I dont want any of that filthy culture getting in here!

However ochi, niccea is like your best comic buddy, so you probably just sit around voting each other mayor all day in real life anyway, taking turns to be mayor or pardoner around the big haunted mansion you both live in.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 23, 2009

ochi you are uncultured? well make sure you stay that way!
I dont want any of that filthy culture getting in here!

However ochi, niccea is like your best comic buddy, so you probably just sit around voting each other mayor all day in real life anyway, taking turns to be mayor or pardoner around the big haunted mansion you both live in.

Actually I voted for the pumpkin.

But the mansion is quite nice. You should come visit some time. We always welcome fresh blood.