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Mafia XII the Legend of Townstonia
Salsa: "By the way Waff have you checked the tag on you undies today"
Waff: "No, why?"
Salsa: "I think that there may be something wrong with them."
Waff: *goes off to his private place to check the tag of his underwear*
Waff: "'I prepared explosive runes this morning.' What the Hel-" *boom*
Narrative
KillerBob was throwing kittens from the tower to keep the attacking mob at bey. "Fools I shall gut them all when the village is mine," he said to himself. The Valkyries were dead and only one of his own had died. He was overconfident, for the villagers were of sterner stuff than he had anticipated. "KillerBob! I have come for thee!" Said a figure who had somehow managed to evade all his traps and alarms. "Ah, my 'Lord' I had hoped that I would not have to sully my hands with your blood," said KillerBob. He turned to face the Lord of Townstonia. His eyes blazed with arcane magicks that no mortal was meant to wield. Lord TheFlyingGreenMonkey stood, unfazed by the gathering energies in the room. He took his sword and thrust it through the ribs of his opponent. His control broken, KillerBob was consumed by the arcane fires he had meant to use on his Lord.
KillerBob the Black Mage is dead.
Day five ends in fiery twilight.
Night five begins.
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