But nuts don't dance, nuts don't smile, nuts are just nuts.
What an extremely insensitive thing to say! They don't smile because they don't have mouths.
And as for dancing, I know a nut who won several awards for his preformance in Swan Lake.
Also, how monkeys go about eating bananas is frankly disturbing. When a squirrel wishes to eat a nut, we first ask politely, then if they decline, we try to persuade them. If they don't budge, then we just ask someone else. Have some manners!
I apologive, I had no idea nuts could dance. As for the monkey comment, I agree completely! Don't vote for a banana devouring barbarian, vote for a banana!
I'll have you know that Fanart is the common currency of bribery! But that does sound like fun…maybe Harkovast could get LESS crazy as time goes by… that would be funny!
Well, I bribed you all with personal narration when I was running for monster mash. I felt like it was the best thing I could do since I wasn't that much of an artist and my fan arts would look like this:
Just to clarify, Voting opens tomorrow. Today is the last day to sign up for GM. Also, Skoolmunkee said she would put up an announcement tomorrow for the GM elections. ^-^
hmmm, it seems this election shall be decided by the skill with drawing cars. I am going to take this way more seriously than anyone else has because I am that guy. Hold on for a sec…
and here it is: one day, I will drive that car.
oh and for Salsa, moar dakka (it's got some nice Mad Max petrol tanks, 3 miniguns, plow, and a flux capacitor (although you can't see that))
Narration. Once upon a time there was a spunky little demon called Salsa. Salsa was always getting himself into trouble like spunky little demons tend to do.
What are you doing today, Salsa?
Strangling a doomed soul with his own tendons?
Oh, Salsa. You're such a cad.
But the good times might be at end for the torture chamber is, all of a sudden, filled with heavenly light. A righteous spirit has challenged our spunky little demon for a combat.
Eager to participate, Salsa picks up the dagger that he had recently carved out of a femur. The angel raises his fiery sword and prepares for the fight.
The two opposites look at each other, studying their opponents movement. Neither was willing to take the first move.
"Excuse me?" asks the doomed soul. "If you're done torturing me, could I be excused? Also, may I get my femur back?"
Remembering his victim, Salsa grabs around his shoulders, digging his claws into his flesh. Not giving the soul a chance to react, Salsa flings him towards the Angel, who proceeds to cleave him in twain. This distraction leaves the angel open for an attack which the Demon decides to take a full advantage of.
Leaping towards him, Salsa thrusts his bone dagger forward, barely giving the Angel a chance to dodge. Salsa still manages to clip his wing.
"You're not flying away from me now." Mocks the demon as he prepares for another assault. Agitated by this attack the angel grabs both arms around the sword and swings it just in time to chop the dagger wielding arm off Salsa.
The blow is enough to drop the demon on the floor. Looking at his bloodied stump, Salsa screams with rage and attempts to raise himself from the ground but his torso is penetrated by the flaming blade.
The holy flames burns his insides, slowly melting his organs away. Struggling to stand up, the demon looks at his victor, peering through the blinding light that emanates from him. "I feel like you've killed me before" He states. "Perhaps in a different life?"
"Could be." the angel replies. "I have very few memories from my life."
Salsa vision blurs and turns black as he feels his own eyes burn away. Falling back to his knees, his scales starts to shed as his skin boils away. His bones shatter to dust when they hit the ground, turning into mist.
Salsa the Demon is no more.
[spoiler=Clue breakdown]Two things that I mention. The fiery sword comment is suppose to tell you that I am a Heavenly agent of Destruction. Secondly the "I feel like you've killed me before" comment is a reference of a past game where I spearheaded a campaign to have him lynched.[/spoiler]
