Personally I think we should lynch Harkovast for being an anime hater. :P
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Mafia XIX: The Anime Convention
Oh? He's got an anime role? Sorry then Harkovast! O: Please don't lynch him.
…I guess I'm just suspicious because he was a monster leader last time.
Well, we're not sure that he's got an anime role. I'm just putting 2 and x together and hoping to get 4! lol
Just like this:
Since you're sorry for acussing him after you realized he's "anime", I'm guessing YOUR anime as well! Not that thats bad or anything, but you kinda gave your alegance away. Either that, or you've TOTALLY thrown me off, if you have, well done! :p
Night One…
Product Placement was having a hard time sleeping, what with his name being the very first one to be mentioned in a narrative. He figured he'd go for a walk, and enjoy some of the cool night air. As he walked and thought, he began to realize more and more so that being out at night in Townston was a really bad idea no matter how you sliced it, and then turned to head back to his room and bumped face first into a person he hadn't seen coming around the corner.
When he had recovered his bearings, he found he had a long strap of scarlet clothing attached to his hand. Now how had that gotten-
"You pervert!" the cosplayer shrieked, and Product realized the fabric on his hands was actually part of this person's costume! In the dim light Product could not figure out the person's identity, nor what part of their outfit the scraps had come from, but this person was definitely causing a stink over it.
"I assure you it was an accident!" Product began, but the other person had begun to freak the hell out.
"You stalker! You sexual harasser! Security! SECURITY!" they screamed, and Product, figuring it was best to simply get out of dodge ran, ducking into his room. For his own benefit he figured, he had better lay low until things cooled down.
[spoiler]
Product Placement has been the unfortunate victim of a wardrobe malfunction! [/spoiler]
Harkovast had heard some shouting going on in a distant hallway, but it was hardly something worthy of his attention as he was a man in a catsuit in a suit of armor who hated furries on a mission! While some people were out looking for friends or late night vendors advertising their gear, Harkovast was out to put them all to shame. "Read Harkovast!" he shouted at a passerby, who ducked away at his presence. "You there! Read Harkovast!" he called to another, and he continued to plaster stickers and posters everywhere he went.
Elsewhere, close by in fact, a good number of people were observing these very acts, and it was FOR these very acts they decided they wanted him dead. Two of them stood side by side, the one with a bemused smirk, and the other simply waiting. "Here," the former said to the latter, extending a small object. "A gift, from me to you."
"You shouldn't have," the latter replied, and then made his move, slipping out of the shadows and working his way towards Harkovast via a route which would take him faster than the others. He was going to be FIRST!
"What do you want?" Harkovast said, as the figure approached him in the dim light.
"I've been going over your paperwork," the fellow said, well aware now that he had beaten the others to the prized target. "and it looks to me like you didn't pay your advertising fees!"
"What? I have to PAY you people to advertise?" Harkovast snapped. "Bollocks! You all should be paying ME to have me go around advertising the glory that is Harkovast!"
"Needless to say, your admission has been revoked. You have to leave. NOW."
"Fine! I don't need your stinkin' big eyed, cross dressing yoai fanfic anime convention anyways! I hope some sci-fi nerds show up and screw up everything!" And with that, Hark walked out, leaving his pile of posters and stickers behind.
[spoiler]
Harkovast the Bad at Karaoke has been banned from the convention!
[/spoiler]
The Registrar smiled, as those others who had come to claim Harkovast's head had not only been denied their kill, Harkovast would not be killed at all and given a peaceful exit.
"You know," a shaggy looking fellow said from behind, "peaceful resolutions aren't really that kosher in anime. I mean, look at Bleach for example. It's got DEAD people running around killing each other, but it's still a great show."
"O…okay…" the registrar replied, eyeing the fellow strangely. "There a reason you're talking to me?"
"It's my sacred duty to enlighten you, good sir. Now then, let's talk about Naruto. One of the first major villains was a guy everyone swore was a girl, and then he almost killed one of the heroes. Cross dressing aside, a pretty solid show."
The registrar broke into a run, but his pursuer, for some guy at an anime convention appeared to be in very good shape.
"Go away!" TFGM shouted over his shoulder just before tripping and breaking his ankle. His pursuer plopped down beside him and pulled out an ipod which had all of his favorite clips from all of his favorite shows. "Now then, let's talk, shall we? Ever watch Slam Dunk?"
When the sun came up, the found TFGM's body, where he had apparently chewed his own head off to end the conversation.
[spoiler]
TheFlyingGreenMonkey the Registrar is dead![/spoiler]
My apologies for this being… six and 3/4 hours late. I'm going to roll right ahead and the day will end at it's scheduled time.
And you know, time to send in lynch votes.
alright, clue solving time… ahem
For the Scantily Clad Heroine… eh, they can't kill people so i'm just gonna wait this one out. beside even if scarlet was a clue that could imply randompersondude OR salsa, just not enough to really go after a person
a bunch of people wanted to kill hark but as we learn later TFGM banned him. case closed.
The Otaku that killed TFGM.
possibilities:
-gullas: his icon is a cross dressing guy ('Cross dressing aside, a pretty solid show' ) , eying (is this a spelling mistake or clue pointing at gullas' e looking fetus? i can't really say)
eying (is this a spelling mistake or clue pointing at gullas' e looking fetus? i can't really say)
Whao! Good eye! lol But yeah, if Hak confirms that it's not a spelling eror, I'd have to agree with you.
On another note, I would like to say that I did absolutely NOTHING this night. I am not the wardrobe malfuction person.
yeah that's a typo. lemme fix it.
rather, to be more precise it's one of those weird words that can be spelled either way, "properly" or "improperly." The thing is, it shows up as eying in the spell check for firefox, but google it and it will ask you for eyeing. Weird.
yeah that's a typo. lemme fix it.
rather, to be more precise it's one of those weird words that can be spelled either way, "properly" or "improperly." The thing is, it shows up as eying in the spell check for firefox, but google it and it will ask you for eyeing. Weird.
Aahhhh! :( Now I don't know who to vote for! Either, there harmless, unknown, or already dead!
…
Aw screw it! I'm voting to lynch Hark, even though he's banned!
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