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Exzachly
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Wait… almost no one voted? I thought if you didnt vote zombie lincoln ate you. Didn't someone say he kills afks?

EDIT: oh wait, I didn't vote neither. Tee hee!

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Random the difficulty level is scaring people away! But remember, no one is getting all the answers, so even if you only get some, it is worth a go!

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Night Four…


Aghammer was enjoying the reprieve the townies had gotten ever since Zombie Lincoln had gotten a working brain. Since then, the mindless hordes seemed to be controlled by his will, and instead of randomly killing and pillaging they were now milling about, some of them even mirroring the actions of the person who they were before they were turned.

It was shameful, really. S/he had come here to bring this place to ruin, and it had not only come close to a zombie apocalypse but recovered. Truly these anime freaks were not to be underestimated.

Strolling through the desolate hallways, once packed with gore and rotting zombie flesh and now once again mostly clean, s/he was surprised to find someone approaching from behind.

"Who are-" but his words were cut short as his attacker leaped, catching him in the chest with one knee, bringing him down to the ground with his momentum and driving a knife home as they landed.

[Spoiler]
Aghammer the Space Captain is dead![/spoiler]

The assassin stood, wiping the blood and gore from his hands and blade and turned. One more monster down. Never again would anyone suffer the torment he had. Or had it really happened? Reality had become so distorted he could not remember what was real and what wasn't, but the only thing that stayed true was fear. Absolute, terrifying fear.

A whip cracked in the night, and the tip of it wrapped around TheRealTJ's blade and yanked it free.

"I know it's a bit extreme, but what can I say? I wanted to try this thing out!" his attacker shouted, "It's time to kick some ass!" he yelled, drawing his sword and attacking.

TheRealTJ however, didn't see some crazy fool attacking him. He saw the beast; an Eldrich horror such as the one he had just barely escaped from. And the sight, or rather even the memory drove him insane.

[spoiler]
TheRealTJ has gone on a mindless killing spree![/spoiler]

Screaming like a wild banshee, TheRealTJ tore down the hallways screaming and howling, ripping off clothing and swinging wildly at any and everything that came across his path.

"What the hell is-" a passerby asked as she stepped from her room before being hit full on by a half-naked-post-traumatic-stress-disorder-victim-of-a-tentacle-monster shrieking like a maniac and was tackled and carried along as he charged. Now completely blind, he charged straight through and out of a window on the tenth floor of the convention hall.

Meanwhile, down below, another townie was on the prowl, actually out to kill someone when he heard what sounded like a crash, a woman's scream, and a man screaming like a woman. He looked up just in time for the tangled pair to land square on top of him.

[spoiler]
Kitty17 the Medic, Anthony Mercer the Bounty Hunter and TheRealTJ the Big Eyed Schoolgirl Who Was Raped By a Tentacle Monster are all dead![/spoiler]

Someone was walking around, looking for someone to freak out with their magically self destructive outfit but their target was occupied elsewhere!

Likewise, someone was trying to plant the seeds of distrust and misfortune, pitting their targets against each other but they were ALSO occupied elsewhere!

And lastly, Zombie Lincoln was watching a movie when someone approached him from behind.

"Dude, you're a zombie watching television. Let me explain to you everything wrong with this picture…"

[spoiler]Zombie Lincoln has lost an ability![/spoiler]

Night Four has ended!

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This game is getting confusing!

And I bet you're:

A : feeling right at home.

2 : happily entertained.

C : pleasantly pleased.

9L: or possibly confused.

lol!

Sorry, but I couldn't decide which one you were, so I'll let you choose! :p

Also, since the medic is dead, there goes any chance of being brought back to life. :(

AND, whoever made Lincoln lose an ability, I SALUTE YOU FOR BEING THE ONLY SMART PERSON HERE!!! I mean, common guys, someone with a kill ability should have already killed the zombie just for the fun of it by now! :gem:

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AND, whoever made Lincoln lose an ability, I SALUTE YOU FOR BEING THE ONLY SMART PERSON HERE!!! I mean, common guys, someone with a kill ability should have already killed the zombie just for the fun of it by now! :gem:

Well the funny thing is, the ability that Lincoln lost was the one keeping him from going on a mindless rampage.

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Abe Lincoln must die!

Are you a Sam & Max fan?
Yes. Just beat the first season a couple days ago and am waiting for the original game (by Lucas Arts) to come in the mail.

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Well the funny thing is, the ability that Lincoln lost was the one keeping him from going on a mindless rampage.

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Oh well, at least he'll help speed up the game!

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God needed the Devil, the beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.

I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.

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God needed the Devil, the beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.

I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.

In your dreams! :p

Of course now, Hak may bring you back to life just to spite me! :(

Of course now, Hak may not bring you back to life just to prove my last statement wrong! lol!

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Random you are making my head hurt with your triple bluffing.

The key point is, I can never be lynched and I'll get brought back to life any minute now so you can all fail to lynch me once again!

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Random you are making my head hurt with your triple bluffing.

The key point is, I can never be lynched and I'll get brought back to life any minute now so you can all fail to lynch me once again!

All right! That's it! I call for a vote!

All in favor of adding "The Unlynched" to Harks all ready impresive title, say,…what ever the heck it is that you want to say, as long as it means "yes"!

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Random you are making my head hurt with your triple bluffing.

The key point is, I can never be lynched and I'll get brought back to life any minute now so you can all fail to lynch me once again!

All right! That's it! I call for a vote!

All in favor of adding "The Unlynched" to Harks all ready impresive title, say,…what ever the heck it is that you want to say, as long as it means "yes"!
Nope. After surviving 5 games, I put unkillable in Kitty's title…then she kept dying. Let us all agree to vote to lynch Hark at some point just to see what happens. I want to know if the universe tears apart at the seems or not.

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Well I haven't done anything that hasn't been requested as an action. Hark was wanted dead before a lynch could even be called. And someone wanted him alive and we saw how that worked out.

The thing is, if the Otaku used his power correctly he could cause a major time paradox, undoing one death which might have caused another and undone another and resulted in a complete shift in the time dynamic.

But these narrations are weird and complicated enough to write as it is, so please don't. That would be four turns of actions that would have to be completely re-structured, re-narrated and

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I only want my title to say 'The Furry Pusher'.
Other things are names given to me by my enemies, who fear my divine power!

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Day Five…

As fate would have it, Zombie Lincoln was a pretty good sport, all things considered. Having had his head blown open in life, having been resurrected in an anime convention in death and more than a few attempts to kill him would have driven normal men insane. But this was Lincoln. Zombie Lincoln. And so he had gathered the funds and the manpower to have the scaffolding, the centerpiece for all of Townston activity, convention or not, rebuilt. At it's new coronation, he opted to give a speech.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen-" he began.

"Wrong speech!" someone interrupted.

"Today, my fellow Americans-"

"Wrong again! We're in a nondescript "Western" society, but not necessarily America."

"Sons of Scotland!"

"Dude, are you even trying?" Lincoln scowled.

"Who is that? Who the hell keeps interrupting me?" Niccea gave a quaint smirk and slapped Crocty on the back, knocking him forward.

"Huh? What?" he asked, having been keeping up to speed with other events on his cell phone. Lincoln may have had a fully functioning brain but how was he to know Crocty wasn't the heckler?

"You think you're funny, huh?" he asked, pulling out a very long single action revolver, and shooting Crocty from across the convention hall.

[spoiler]Crocty the Fanboy is dead![/spoiler]

Night Five has begun…

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Hmmmmmph. After all the people I killed as well!

(The people I killed were no one.)

Oh well…

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Hmmmmmph. After all the people I killed as well!

(The people I killed were no one.)

Oh well…

I didnt kill anyone either. This is what happens when you hang out with blood thirsty ppl! :evil:

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On an unrelated note, Mrs Vast had a baby today.
80% sure he is going to be called Rowan.

Hooray!

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On an unrelated note, Mrs Vast had a baby today.
80% sure he is going to be called Rowan.

Hooray!

Congrats!

And on that note…

Night … Five I think…

It had been a long and bloody road, this one, towards the domination of the convention. The Sci Fi Nerds had invaded, two lunatics had showed up and a homicidal zombified American president had shown up. Still, Exzachtly was on the prowl, looking for the last of his prey.

"I don't suppose we could talk this over?" Product Placement asked.

"Nope. Afraid not."

"Pity."

"Yeah, plus Hakoshen is out of ideas for narratives."

"So that's it?"

"uh… yeah." Exzachtly said, cutting Product Placement down.

[spoiler]Product Placement the Space Monk is dead![/spoiler]

The Otaku have won!

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On an unrelated note, Mrs Vast had a baby today.
80% sure he is going to be called Rowan.

Hooray!
Congratulations Papa Vast. ^.^


Also. I was the scantily clad heroine. Sorry for blinding anyone permanently.

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On an unrelated note, Mrs Vast had a baby today.
80% sure he is going to be called Rowan.

Hooray!

Congrats!

And on that note…

Night … Five I think…

It had been a long and bloody road, this one, towards the domination of the convention. The Sci Fi Nerds had invaded, two lunatics had showed up and a homicidal zombified American president had shown up. Still, Exzachtly was on the prowl, looking for the last of his prey.

"I don't suppose we could talk this over?" Product Placement asked.

"Nope. Afraid not."

"Pity."

"Yeah, plus Hakoshen is out of ideas for narratives."

"So that's it?"

"uh… yeah." Exzachtly said, cutting Product Placement down.

[spoiler]Product Placement the Space Monk is dead![/spoiler]

The Otaku have won!

CONGRATS HARK!!! But how come you didnt tell us ms vast was expecting?

AND ITS ABOUT FREAKING TIME THAT THIS GAME ENDED!!! Whos running for the next gm?

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