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Mafia XLV: Return to Townstonia
You're just saying that because I almost beat you! I'm not an adventurer but I will take the booze. And seventy, for the record – that was terribly stupid to announce that you had that role! You should have waited to see how the voting turned out and then scryed both of the leaders. Well, anyway, all hail Jninja!
So…what do we do now? We just…wait for seventy to keep scrying people until we find the mafia?
Day 1
Many had answered the Dark Lords call. Some used reason, others promised to appeal to the baser urges, but by days end, there were only two remaining. Ally Haert And Jninjashadow stood before the Dark Lord.
"You two have proven yourselves, despite discussions involving renovating my Lair for your own uses," the Dark Lord's eyes bored into Jninja's, "I place my unholy blessing on you," The Dark Lord turned to Ally, giving her a key of immense magic, "Keeper of the Keys, and you," he now turned to Jninja, "Dungeon Master. However! There must be one final test. You, Keeper of the Keys, Find the Stone of five blades and pull one out, use the key to imbue it with it's magics, the bring it here. And you, Dungeon Master, must be covered in Honey, rolled in bread crumbs, and dipped into boiling oil. After that, you must repeat twelve more times."
"And then I'll be the Dungeon Master."
"No, not until after you have finished sponge bathing the Gorgons."
"Are they hot?"
"See for yourself."
Jninja turned to look in the direction the Dark Lord had indicated. His face drained of color, his expression was one of utter horror, for the Gorgons were once women, yes, but now distorted and misshapen to be barely even recognizable as human.
"Oh, and Zeph, you get to help Jninja in this task."
Zeph's expression quickly matched Jninja's.
"Oh and they have insisted on being servants in your strip club."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOO!" the pair screamed to the heavens.
"The rest of you, to your posts," The Dark Lord commanded. He then left the gathering hall, laughing maniacally the whole way.
Ally Haert is the Keeper of the Keys
Jninjashadow is the Dungeon Master
Night 1 has begun.
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