Advertise with us

Moonlight meanderer
Posted at

People we all admit that Gullas is like monkeys with hand grenades and grenades were used in a nar. So there for Gullas must be killed!

Parkerfarker is being attacked by the Duelist. The duelist is being controled by the higher ups so he must be crinimal or a rouge neutral. I say we do not let the duelist have the joy to kill agian. Lets kill him before the duelist can!

Aghammer
Aghammer
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
06/11/2008
Posted at

Voting for me will be bad for the town so :P to D_Dude (on my list). Is there anyone to vote for that ISN'T me?

People we all admit that Gullas is like monkeys with hand grenades and grenades were used in a nar. So there for Gullas must be killed!

Parkerfarker is being attacked by the Duelist. The duelist is being controled by the higher ups so he must be crinimal or a rouge neutral. I say we do not let the duelist have the joy to kill agian. Lets kill him before the duelist can!

Posted at

Woohoo! I'm back, as a ZOMBIE! How cool is that?

Aghammer
Aghammer
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
06/11/2008
Posted at

Zombie Banana!! Glad you're back! :)

Woohoo! I'm back, as a ZOMBIE! How cool is that?

Posted at

Woohoo! I'm back, as a ZOMBIE! How cool is that?
Pretty damn cool I'd say.

Edit: This was my 1600th post. 2000 here I come xD

Posted at

It has been confirmed by the pimp that Aghammer is a hitman.
But this is coming from a politician.

Posted at

Current lynch vote status.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey (8)
Rokulily
*Seal of the mayor*
Niccea
Salsa
Gullas
D_Dude
Anthony Mercer
crocty

Aghammer (8)
Rokulily
*Seal of the mayor*
Niccea
Salsa
D_Dude
Anthony Mercer
crocty
GarBonzo Bean

Gullas (2)
Waff
TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Parker Farker (2)
Waff
TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Posted at

Well it looks like it may be the end of me. My only regret is that I didn't DODGE!

rokulily
rokulily
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/26/2008
Posted at

Well it looks like it may be the end of me. My only regret is that I didn't DODGE!

you did kill ted though… may he rest in peace…

Posted at

Polls are closed and TFGM and Aghammer are due for a lynch.

Narration will be up in few minutes.

Posted at

Well it looks like it may be the end of me. My only regret is that I didn't DODGE!

you did kill ted though… may he rest in peace…
He deserved it. He was actually evil and he was talking about raping all the townies. I couldn't have that so I killed him. I also killed a mime in the beginning.

Aghammer
Aghammer
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
06/11/2008
Posted at

Sigh, I have a bad feeling all the neutrals jumped on the town bandwagon (I would have)… it's like having two detectives… dang it!

Oh, and sorry Hark, about the whole, you know, killin' thing. Salsa told me you were a Yankee because the UK is the University of Kentucky, which clearly is in the, er, north-esque region of the US and you needed to be whacked (it was something like that).

Rok and Niccea, sorry about trying to deceive you about the whole "Berserker" thing, my hope was that he/she was a "sleeper" player :) I couldn't bring myself to lie completely but I still feel a little bad ;) (ironically, I could probably lie to any of the others without a twinge :))

It has been confirmed by the pimp that Aghammer is a hitman.

Posted at

I also killed a mime in the beginning.


You Bastard!

Posted at

I have another regret. We only got four players to show themself in avis. Random, Ag, Roku and myself.

@PP: You were the one who wrote me killing you. I can't help it if we are all puppets to the puppetteer, who is you.

Aghammer
Aghammer
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
06/11/2008
Posted at

True, my friend, although that is completely not me, I'm a woman after all…

Kidding, kidding (although that really isn't me)… ;)

I have another regret. We only got four players to show themself in avis. Random, Ag, Roku and myself.

@PP: You were the one who wrote me killing you. I can't help it if we are all puppets to the puppetteer, who is you.

Posted at

True, my friend, although that is completely not me, I'm a woman after all…

Kidding, kidding (although that really isn't me)… ;)

I have another regret. We only got four players to show themself in avis. Random, Ag, Roku and myself.

@PP: You were the one who wrote me killing you. I can't help it if we are all puppets to the puppetteer, who is you.
My mistake I thought someone had already asked you if that was you and you had said yes.

harkovast
harkovast
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
10/12/2008
Posted at

Ag how could you?
If I wasn't already out to kill PP for failing to bring me back to life, you'd be in big trouble for killing me!

Aghammer
Aghammer
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
06/11/2008
Posted at

TFGM, Hark did and I said yes but I was just being an ass :)

And I believe it… I remember your post in the photo thread with the Chinese terracotta warriors (if I remember correctly).

Though no one believes that it is me…my avatar is now me.

Niccea
Niccea
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
08/10/2007
Posted at

And I believe it… I remember your post in the photo thread with the Chinese terracotta warriors (if I remember correctly).

Yep…well replicas of the terracotta. I used photoshop to get rid of the price tags.

Posted at

Narration!

The event of the millennium was before us. The spotlights aligned around the battledome formed pretty patterns in the evening sky as the spectators gathered to fill the seats. Sitting at the head balcony were Niccea and Rokulily.

"It still baffles me that you managed to erect this building in a single day." said Rokulily, perplexed.
"Anything's possible if you're willing to spend enough money" said Niccea, as she looked over tonight's schedule.
"Yeah about that. I'm getting increasingly concerned about this frivolous-"
"-shh! It's starting!" Barked Niccea, putting her hand over the mayors face.

The first event, featured the Duelist vs ParkerFarker. The seasoned fighter walked to the center, with his hands in the air, waving to the villagers and cheering himself on. The broadcaster called out Parker's name to come forward so that the match could finally begin. But Parker Farker was nowhere to be seen. Well, it's impossible for the duelist to play thumb wrestle with himself so the teaser fight has to be canceled, to everyone's disappointment.

[spoiler]ParkerFarker Failed to show up to his duel.[/spoiler]

With the main event coming up, the stadium filled up with smoke and lasers. Two impressive gates on each side opened up and the two battlemechs strolled, causing great cheer among the audience.

"Aghammer and TheFlyingGreenMonkey!" Shouted Niccea, as she addressed the two pilots. "The two of you are accused of conspiracy and murder. As an act of mercy I will offer you this choice. Fight to the death and the victor shall be rewarded. Fight well and with honor!"

Realizing the seriousness of the situation, the two men looked at each other from their cockpits.
"What if we bail?" asked Aghammer.
"We can't." said Monkey as he looked at the remote operated self destruct feature blinking right next to him. "We need to battle it out."

As the signal to start the fight, the shoulder cannons and wrist mounted miniguns sprung to life, creating a spectacular show of sparks and explosions. This fight is brought to you by Salsa's Gun Shop. "Whatever the problem. Whatever the need. It can always be solved with more bullets."

As Aghammer launched a salvo of missiles, Monkey started his evasive actions and strafed around his opponent. Using the smoke and dust, generated by the fight to hide, he managed to sneak up close enough to Aghammer and landed a jet propelled punch to the torso.

Taking the beating, Aghammer turned to his side and opened up the chest cavity, launching a repulsor beam the knocks monkey down. He follows with a piledriver, severely denting Monkey's armor plating.

With Aghammer on top of him, Monkey was desperately trying to recover but Aghammer would have none of it. With his arms pinned down and shoulder cannons damaged, his only option was to aim one of his missiles to the ground right next to them. The resulting shockwave knocks them both to the side but since Monkey was ready for it, he was the faster one to stand up.

The last thing Aghammer saw was the mechanized fist heading toward him.
"Oh well. At least I managed to take out Harkovast" he said.
Monkey's arm smashed through the Aghammers cockpit, killing him instantly.

[spoiler]Aghammer the Hitman is dead.[/spoiler]

Most pleased with the fight, Niccea spoke up. "Very good! As I previously stated, you will now be richly rewarded. You shall now receive the honor of being part of the fireworks display."
As she pressed the button that would doom him, Monkeys life flashed before his eyes. By the time he was listing the women he regretted waking up next to, he came to realize that he really should be dead by now. Looking to his side, he noticed that the self destruct feature had deactivated. The fight must have knocked out the circuitry.

The villagers fled in terror as the rampaging mech pilot tore down the battledome before making his escape.
"OK. Seriously! We need to talk budget!" Yelled Rokulily as the two leaders ran from the crumbling building.

[spoiler]TheFlyingGreenMonkey's lynch was canceled.[/spoiler]

Day 3 is over.

Night 3 has begun.

Advertise with us

Moonlight meanderer

DDComics is community owned.

The following patrons help keep the lights on. You can support DDComics on Patreon.