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Mafia XVIII: This is Halloween

harkovast
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I feel really down tonight.
Every just seems very negative right now.

Gullas, I've tried posting on a few message boards, but never with any great success.
The problem is I am not a regular to those boards so due to internet snobbery they ignore me.

What would be better would be if I could get someone who is already a popular member on such a board to like my comic and tell others to read it.
But that is something I cant really control.

Hakoshen
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Get on your best suit, head to the center of town, find a reporter, and during a live broadcast run on the screen screaming "HARKOVAST!" and flailing you arms and throwing eggs at people. If the police take you down you just keep screaming that word. When it airs, people will be so confused they'll do the first thing they know; google it. And voila.


Or you could make and sell it as a children's book.

Salsa
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I just wanna say that Alabama Played LSU today. I laughed. I cried. I hurt myself yelling.

All I have to say is…

REAUXLL TIDE REAUXLL!!!

Alabama ( 8-0 ) 24
LSU ( 6-2 ) 15


Ahh I love Football. (to everyone outside of the US, Just think Rugby with pads and down time in between plays).

seventy2
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replace bus, with narration.

Hakoshen
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I lol'd so frakkin' hard at that thing. Especially the end. Did NOT see that coming. But in a way, you just showed how we can never get the narrative cause… well you know. [spoiler]It'll explode![/spoiler]

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Day 4
“Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!” cried Hark.

“Um what are you doing?” asked D_Dude.

“Well, you see, it’s very simple. I ring this bell, yell for dead people, then people bring me dead people. It’s a great system!”

“Only we have no dead.”

“Right only you- wait! That ruins everything! This is terrible! I’m raising money here to help promote Harkovast and you bozo tell me there’s no dead?! What about that lynch the was supposed to happen?!”

“We had a lynch?”

“What is this crazy place! This is Townston! We ALWAYS have lynches! Unless they’re canceled by some hippie pardoner! Who we ALREADY lynched!”

“Did you know we had a lynch?” asked D_Dude to Niccea who shrugged and walked away. “Well… We can’t have lynch if nobody voted so…”

“I got the list right here!” panted Randompersondude, running over from town hall.

“So we’re trying to lynch the Nosferatu right?”

“I think we agreed on the rogue Van Helsing instead.”

“So we’re lynching Anthony Mercer?”

“Sure, as long as I gets me my dead. FOR THE GLORY OF HARKOVAST!” cheered Hark.

It toke the town some doing to track down Anthony which was made even more surprising by the fact that he was just hanging out at his house watching some old zombie films. When the town knocked on his door he was more than confused and offered a few people popcorn. They sat him down and gave him possibly the most long winded, contrived story he had ever heard ending with ‘so we need to lynch you’.

“Wait… so people ACTUALLY voted for me to die?” he questioned.

“Yes, we think you might be the rogue Van Helsing.”

“Why?”

“It looks like you’re crying.”

“Oh, so I get a bit emotional at times… That’s not a very good reason to KILL a guy.”

“Well people voted for you and that’s that.”

“No.”

“No?”

“I won’t do it.”

“I’m afraid you don’t really have a say in the matter.”

He really didn’t. After much protest, claims that he was innocent, and even biting one of his captor’s arm he was taken to the gallows. Where they hung him, as a matter fact, and Hark got his dead body. Where he then realized, with Gullas the butcher gone, he had no one to sell it to. And no one wins.

[spoiler] Anthony Mercer the Townie is DEAD [/spoiler]

Day 4 is over!
Night 4 has begun!

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So, to summarise:

- I did absolutely nothing this whole game.
- I got lynched.

gullas
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…. and Hark got his dead body. Where he then realized, with Gullas the butcher gone, he had no one to sell it to. And no one wins.

pheeeef, I lol'ed hard *wipes tears from his eyes*

harkovast
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That was actually pretty funny!

And as long as someone is dead, I still feel like a winner!

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That was actually pretty funny!

And as long as someone is dead, I still feel like a winner!
We all feel like winners!

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So, to summarise:

- I did absolutely nothing this whole game.
- I got lynched.
Don't forget. It looked like you were crying. I've never seen a better clue that points at you as the Van Helsing.

And that narration was gold btw.

P.S. Anthony Mercher. The emotional lurker.

crocty
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IF ANY VAN HELSING IS LISTENING HARK IS THE VMAPIREPJTAPIJGOINAOIBNsgklasgksag

What are you doing, Van helsing?!

Not that I'm not on your side, Hark, but COME ON, VAN! WHAT ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME DOING? :|

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Sorry I haven't been active for the last day or so. It was an unfortunate combination of Fallout 3 and waffles.

Salsa
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Night ends in about 25 minutes and narrative is up an hour after that. right?

rokulily
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okay! the actions are closed. narrative will appear soon…

Night ends in about 25 minutes and narrative is up an hour after that. right?
yes that was right

seventy2
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666!!!

Hakoshen
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666!!!

huh?

seventy2
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that was post 666, i was going to post something about evil, and hallowweeen and mafia, but i forgot that i put it there.

rokulily
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okay the narration might take a bit more time… due to certain requests…

harkovast
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Look, if I am dead, just PQ me and end my suffering!
This game is turning into sadistic torture for my brain.

Hakoshen
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And if I'M dead I want my narrative to involve a pineapple in a sock. Do what you will with that.

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Look, if I am dead, just PQ me and end my suffering!
This game is turning into sadistic torture for my brain.

I know right?

>:)

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Look, if I am dead, just PQ me and end my suffering!
This game is turning into sadistic torture for my brain.
Heh he. How many times have we've been 100% certain that Hark was gonna bite the bullet, only to realize that he's somehow managed to escape?

…in this game alone?

crocty
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And if I'm dead, that means the Van Helsing is a plonker and I demand he/she be sacrificed to Ameterasu D:<

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