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Sorry for the triple post. Pics for night two and day three will be up before the next narration.

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Mettuar, you talk to much. -.-

Yep, I finally died. A bit of a relief on my part, never was good at lieing. And I've been getting home late from work, so when I get home I just wanna go to bed without having to put in a kill or lynch vote. :p My deepest thanks for whoever put me out of my mysery! lol

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A steam roller… sorry metta, friend or not, I gotta see this! Although I'm a man of my word, so my promises to you still stand. Oh, and Mayor, are we gunna start randomizing the execution now, cus I have a few ideas…

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I'm a man of my word, behold, an awesome head stone as promised…


Man, crushed people are easy to bury…

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Hell, I gotta good execution, and a great tombstone. Can't say I regret much, cept I wish I had drunken sum more booze, but that's about it. What, you expected bigger regrets? I'm just gunna come back to life anyways, no need to make a big deal about how things are up here. So, I'll still be in touch, but I guess It's no more killin fer me! Well…see you all when this is over! Yeeeehaaw!

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But Ninja, while I'm gone could you find something the kid is good at? Maybe he isn't the best with small guns, so how about…. Energy Weapons? But if Joanna ain't able to teach him, I guess he could learn Sneak. (Yeah, my taunting usually get people angry enough to try and prove me wrong.)

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Oh goody. The image thing has been resolved and I can finally put up the avatar I was planing on using once I found out that my only contribute as a player in DD mafia was to be a moving target, yet again.

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Sorry bout that, I was jus- *hic*, jusd followin ma orders. Plus, you were tha crazy killing dude!

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*sigh* You know burying my bud wasn't as fun as I thought'd be… where's them call girls with my whiskey? Also who's still alive? Undertakers been workin hard lately… specially with the pile o' people that went in last night. I should think there's only like 2-3 of them badlands left at most…

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Hey everybody, I'm back! Yep, good to be back in heaven, feels kinda…homey. Anyways, here's the dead and alive list fer ya Ninja:
1. Seventy2
2. Rokulily
3. Randomdude Hired Gun Killed Night two
4. D_Dude
5. Kroatz Marshall Killed Night two
6. MettaurPardoner Hired Gun Lynched Day Three
7. Product PlacementPyscho Killed night one
8. Anthony Mercer
9. I am the l337 master
10.Niccea Marshall killed Night one
11.Same deputy Killed Night two
12.Harkovast Mad Miner lynched Day One
13.jninjashadow
14.TheFlyingGreenMonkeyMayor
15.PoorBoyBlues
16.Killerbob

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Well, been a while and no accepting of the challenge of teaching the kid, are Ninja and Joanna giving up on teaching the kid? Then what, can't just let him stay and mooch off without contributing, but can't be so heartless as to force him out of the store and let him die in the streets.

Ninja, I know how it feels, the depression. That is why I am giving you the password to the Big safe in the Vault, the one that contains….the holy liquor. It flows from a big fountain in the lobby of heaven, thought I'd put some away for safe keeping. I just kept on filling up containers until the safe was full. The password is: Lucy
Alright, time to see if they left my room the same as before.

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Ninja, I know how it feels, the depression. That is why I am giving you the password to the Big safe in the Vault, the one that contains….the holy liquor. It flows from a big fountain in the lobby of heaven, thought I'd put some away for safe keeping. I just kept on filling up containers until the safe was full.



Can't teach now, drinking.

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Any of your friends that can help? I know you sent Joanna over once, but I don't want the kid to die…well, she is an excellent person with guns…if she promises not to do anything that will cripple him. But if she can't, anyone else that can help?

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*GULP GULP* Hrmm what? Well… no, not really. Wait… maybe Jack the Grammar Ninja (it's like a grammar Nazi but more stealthy corrections)… but I'm not sure. The kid may turn out a bit touchy with words.

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Naw, lets think combat first, then move into more passive skills. So, any fighting skills come to mind?

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Do what shey did fer me, take him to sha woodsh an' shtrip him of all armur and weaponsh and tell 'im dat 'e ain't comin' back till he bringffs da pelt of shumptain tough (I got a wolf on mah trip). Dat's de only way he hash got a chance of liffin…

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Actually, I was just thinking of training him, and we don't have any woods…

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Actually, I was just thinking of training him, and we don't have any woods…

shupposh datsh a shet back… listen… ah, AH don't shtink I can talk to ghoshtsh right now… I can't even shee my own anyshing…

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OH LORD THE DEAD HAVE RISEN AND THEY'RE YELLING AT NE ANOTHER!

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Ah? Listen up here, you jus spoke out of yer own damn dirt nap, so I don't see hows you can tell me whats to do here. Besides, why stop?

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Alright, I guess we'll try that hunting thing, but he gets at least a baseball bat for his weapon. Okay then kid, your job is to bring us back a animal for dinner. No go and make us proud!
(Kid heads off)
Haha, how did Ninja convince me to send him out on this?
(A few hours later)
*Roaring noises, sounds like a bear*
(Mettaur peers down from his cloud)
What tha 'ell? Is he still alive? Well, I guess Ninja's method works after all…is that…Ninja? I think I found the kids talent…

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I Kroatz, The god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails command thee Mettaur to rest in thine grave!

NOW!

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Kinda bad that the dead are more active than the living. Where is everybody?

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