1337 is campaigning for everyone to kill roku!
thanks and get her dead.
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Mafia XXIV WILD WILD WEST
Hey Jninja, Um your dead, so you can't solve the clues, sorry bud.
terribly sorry chap, but I figured since all the other dead buggers were still chattering about, I would be a helpful dead, and because Roku so generously decided to take care of my and Metts earth doings, I'd be a Grateful dead…
Dude I clearly told you, you were not allowed to dead talk and what do you do?he… keeps bringing me dead animal carcasses… kinda creepyThat's a gift. It means he likes you! Or he's gunna kill you… I suggest y'all keep an eye on 'im, I think my "training" messed him up in th' head…[…]Not to mention, Blues was acting suspicious, and seems lika kinda quiet thinker, the type to speak poeticly, but logicly, Like Musty Bill did!
night 1 - 'getting on his nerves in real life wasn't enough.' matches with 'my insults in real life wasn't good enough.'
night 2 - 'rot in his head' matches with 'rot in my noggin.'
[…]
But hey, I could be wrong, after all I'm dead. Very, VERY dead. Cadavarific one could say….
Narration
D_Dude was enjoying a quiet day at home. Most of the Badland Gang was dead and he was sure that Musty Bill would shortly share their state of being. A knock on his door caused him to spill hot tea all over his fancy robe.
"Coming, coming!" D_Dude called to the door as he found a fresh robe.
D_Dude opened the door and was surprised to see half of what was left of the town at his door.
"D_Dude, You are found guilty of being too fancy to be in a Wild Wild West setting. Your sentence is death by hanging."
"But, your haven't even rebuilt the gallows yet. How are you going to hang me?"
"LOGIC IS HERESY!" interrupted jninja's corpse.
"Hmm, D_Dude has a point," mused TFGM, "Oh well, no lynching today."
"I should think not," said D_Dude, "Good day."
The mob came back ten minutes later dug under D_Dude's house and placed enough gunpowder to blow Fort Knox to smithereens. A fuse was lit and…
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D_Dude the townie has been killed deader than the deadest of the deadest dead
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Day Four goes out with a bang
Night Four is in like a lamb
So, you killed a dude for being fancy? That doesn't make no sense…eh, I guess when you panic you don't see much need fer logic.
Also, Rokulily, he's…bringing you dead animals? His skill was that all the animals he would meet was friendly to 'em…Ninja, exactly what did your training to to him?
And Roku, you aren't in charge of the bar, you're in charge of the store. Don't worry, I got Sentry Bots everywhere to make sure you're safe, and the bots handle numbers and stuff. Just make sure to handle it well, and I'll PQ you the password to my guns and ammo room in-case something happens. All you have to do is make sure the bots don't malfunction, keep the store going, possibly kill any raiders that try to loot the place, and bake some cookies for me and Ninja when we get back.
@ Same: Alright, I'll remember to do that from now on. But still, it feels like I'm the only one talking here, ya get kinda bored…
Uh-oh, 1337 looks a tad mad Roku, might want to keep that Plasma Rifle at the ready. And I insist you take at least four Protectrons out of our back-up robots. And move your location to the Nuke Bunker. Seriously, nothing is more dangerous than the goddamn batman, when he's gone insane and is randomly accusing people. Also, thanks to all that voted on Forum Fighters, check it out to see if your contestant won!
Salsa and I are duking it out if FS5. Check us out on the way to TFGM vs. Product Placement.
Salsa and I are duking it out if FS5. Check us out on the way to TFGM vs. Product Placement.What really? Man I have to check this out!
I vote that we should buy JustCause2. I saw a trailer for it, and there is only one explanation of it. Stuff went boom, lots. Helicoptors got shot downn with a pilot juumping out on fire onto a boat while the helicoptor has turned sideways and crashes in a line of huge gasolinne tanks, causing a big boom. Just Cause 2, why buy it? Well, just cause you should!
Oh goody. The image thing has been resolved and I can finally put up the avatar I was planing on using once I found out that my only contribute as a player in DD mafia was to be a moving target, yet again.
You know, in my game, you CAN'T be targeted. :) Hint, hint! I'll be running again for gm after this game is done.
listen… i tells people that ddude is innocent and it's probably blueboy and you kill ddude anyway. that's fine.
but i didn't kill the townie. you did. l33t, youse is just silly- your need to see me dead in most games isn't going to win this one. it'll only end up with another dead protown. but eh, bombs away.
also, apparently the bots have announced a 'hooch happy hour'? the drinks are 75% off and i decided to throw in free cinnamon buns.
and mettuar… i don't think the animals are the ones being mean… i've just been having the kid make bread. kneading seems to help calm him down.
Damn, I'm missing the happy hour? I programmed them to announce drinks 75% off whenever our loot of hooch is enormous…I can't believe this, this is the first time i missed happy hour…T-T
Wait, the kid can cook now? When I asked him to use a can opener, the kitchen got blown up! How did you teach him how to cook? Could you teach him medicine too? We could use a Doc at the Loot & Hooch, after all, drunks do fall down lots.
…mind saving some cinnamon buns for me? They're one of my favorite foods, dead serious here (ba-du-ding!). Alright, that pun stunk, but I am serious when I say I loooove cinnamon buns!
Oi, Ninja, while I'm getting more Holy Liquor fer the booze safe (that you emptied), could you get sum of that Devils Hooch? Never was able to get there, and them devils are always bragging about hows its better, I wanna try meself. Don't even tell me which is better, just bring over the devils booze.
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