that'll be about 4-5 pm for you little buddy.
it's 5 CST is now 5 hours behind game time, and with his post and server time, that puts him EST which is 4 hours behind.
You gotta love american Daylight savings time.
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Mafia XXIV WILD WILD WEST
So, whos coming to the party? Any of you deadun townies and bandits wanna have some hooch, showgirls, hooch, music, and more hooch? Then lets ge tready fer that there party! Ryan, ya got that there keg loaded? Rachel, the guns all ready? I wanna duel ma old buddy some more. Yeeehaw! This is gunna be a hoot!
All dead, you wanna go to that there party?
l33t you want my role? its townie/ maybe-paranoid; chances are that if you target me in the night you might go boom. (explosives are in the muffins on the back shelf) i told my role right away- after all… no one really knows if they're the paranoid or not. which is probably why i wasn't attacked. TFGM is going after the townie roles one by one saving poorblueboy.Oh you were always so clever Roku >:D
i told mettaur my role a while back, so that's a good reason why it might be mafia knowledge. i didn't know mettaurs role until a while into the game, i didn't ask and he didn't tell until i started solving mafia clues an' posting 'em. (which is why randomdude was defensive in one of his post since i toke my orginal post down) i owe no debts to anybody living at this point except tfgm and if he wants to blow me up fine. he's mayor during salsa's gming and that always makes me assume he might be a 'bad guy' so if he wants the mafia to win then sures. he should know that its poorblueboy but he's killing out townies just to make sure.
it's interesting how the clues don't point to me but my role as a townie insta-condenms me which is why i didn't feel like telling my role to the forum before. that and i think l33t always wants me dead. (cause he was the lamest mafia)
Narration
The town was divided. Lynch Rokulily or PoorBoyBlues. In the end it was TFGM that doomed Rokulily. The gallows were still missing, so there was some debate on how to execute the Minister of Cuteness and Town Baker. The cliche was inevitable. Tie her to the railroad tracks and wait for the 5:05. At 4:55 what was left of the town gathered around the bakery and tied the cute baker up and dragged her to the train tracks. At 5:04 and 59 seconds the train was about on top of to bound Rokulily. At 5:05 and 30 seconds, the train had already gone over and it was then that the towns people realized that Rokulily was short enough to fit in between the rails. Dropping her in a piranha tank was suggested, but overruled due to the fact that the nearest piranha was at least three days away and the towns people had to be at home in case Musty Bill attacked. Numerous suggestions were made and shot down. Someone could get hurt when the explosives went off. The Rabid Wolverine Union was on strike. Baking her in a cake would require her to be untied since she's the Baker. The nearest hair metal band was 100 years away. The budget didn't allow for a new Gallows to be built, or for enough bullets for a firing squad. On and on it went. Night fell and the towns people STILL hadn't decided on how to execute the baker.
"Well, night's here, time to hit the hay."
"What about me?!? You all still have to lynch me or the day's not over."
"She's right."
"So what do we do?"
"Ship her to PP in Iceland?"
And five light bulbs went off as one.
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Rokulily the Townie has been sent to Iceland.
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Day Five is shipping out
Night Five is in with the tide
Damn Mister Mayor, you sure are cold. (ba-dum-ting!) Ah well, I guess this helps show you yer mistaken, again. Wait, town budget, wouldn't the shipping costs to Iceland cost lots? And Iceland Isn't cold, Greenland is cold. Iceland is the one that is the opposite. You see, when the Vikings settled Iceland, they called it that to scare away any one who would want to take it over. After all, who would want to conquer a block of ice?
And Iceland Isn't cold, Greenland is cold. Iceland is the one that is the opposite. You see, when the Vikings settled Iceland, they called it that to scare away any one who would want to take it over.It's not the cold they`re threatening her with, it's the Vikings!
No. Its… EMPLOYMENT!
Such a souless place.
Someone try and kill me cause I got Rokulily dead.
Thank you.
And if that happens I'd like the attack to be counted as "1337 has facepalmed himself".
And I was the second lamest mafia I'll have you know. :)
And the great vigilante!
And a usual pain in the butt.
You all should REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, vote me off the island or something…
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