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Mafia XXIX: Heroes of townstoria

harkovast
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I wonder how many people who play this game voted for Bush and are going to try and pretend like they didn't.
In fact, I wonder how many of the people here voted for him twice! (That's about 50% of Americans, who were impressed by a mouth breathing chimp in cowboy boots enough to trust him with the fate of the free world TWICE.)

The world is wonderful, crazy place.

Now I hope you are all paying attention, cause I've already warned you all who the bad guy is. And no, I am not just joking, I really mean it!

Kroatz
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I second Hark's statement and add two thousand in chips..!

harkovast
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Cool, thanks Kroatz.
We need to get united and vote off Zeph to give the town an early lead.

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I just got an inside tip, Zeph's defiantly trouble! We NEED to lynch him asap!

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Two tips Zeph's mafia? Sounds like someone's being set up. Me thinks Hark doth point fingers TOO much!

And Mett, you having drinks without me? Someone is SO getting stabbed at the side of the road for this, and I'm not telling you who!

Zeph
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Its the blue airheads isn't it. Egads, the blue airheads are telling people I have a tank aren't they. Damn them. DAMN THEM! But seriously, wha?

I already sent Roku my role.

PS. I think Hark is just trying to off me as usual, and Maru is probably still grumpy about our flying strip club. Which was perfectly acceptable as long as it stayed out of TFGM airspace.

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PS. I think Hark is just trying to off me as usual, and Maru is probably still grumpy about our flying strip club. Which was perfectly acceptable as long as it stayed out of TFGM airspace.
Good times… good times


lol the humanity!

Mettaur
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Sorry Ninja, but you weren't to be seen, heard, or smelled? There was no trace of ya, I did send you some PQ's, usually you answer straight away, but I assumed you were gone! And the game just isn't the same without the insanity of some drunken idiots. Sorry, but it was for the good of the town! I didn't want this game to be without humor, like the noir game. Nothing really mad me laugh, so goddamn depressing.

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Cheer up emo boy, the drunk's here now. So, anyone want to fight a dragon or something fantasy like?

alwinbot
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I liked the Noir game. Things happened in that one.

Mettaur
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Hey, shouldn't you be off telling people why you don't like them? You complained that you couldn't retort to Sans, now you can! Lesse here, fantasy…we could rescue some treasures from a dragon, or explore dungeons! Or find some cool armor, maybe a giant gem that does destructive and cool stuff?

And I realized something. The big evil guy, he must have held off all the attacks. So that the good guys would waste their powers, and we would have no clues for this lynch. The Dark Lord, now we know this guy is a veteran.

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Fudge it. I'm voting for zeph. Either I'm helping the demons win the game sooner or I'll marginally help slow down the inevitable doom of Townston.

Yeah… I'm brimming with optimism, btw.

alwinbot
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Hey, shouldn't you be off telling people why you don't like them? You complained that you couldn't retort to Sans, now you can!
Y'know I was just kidding on that thread. I don't actually bear any ill feelings towards anybody on the forum. Those were all bullshit why's.

Mettaur
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Also joking, now dramatically sighing. Time is working aginst me, too much to do on my vacation, dude…too much man.

Salsa
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Im back. Sorry im late. Connection problems.
Ill have the lynch narration up in an hour.

Alright I'm gonna go kill some time and Taiidan.

Kroatz
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Sorry Ninja, but you weren't to be seen, heard, or smelled? There was no trace of ya, I did send you some PQ's, usually you answer straight away, but I assumed you were gone! And the game just isn't the same without the insanity of some drunken idiots. Sorry, but it was for the good of the town! I didn't want this game to be without humor, like the noir game. Nothing really mad me laugh, so goddamn depressing.

Yeah.
You screwed the game up.
So shut up.

Mettaur
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You still mad about that? But hey, where do you get the right to tell me to shut it?

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I wonder how many people who play this game voted for Bush and are going to try and pretend like they didn't.
Many of these people are too young to have voted at the time Bush was running. Some of them are still too young to vote right now! ^^;

alwinbot
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I wonder how many people who play this game voted for Bush and are going to try and pretend like they didn't.
Many of these people are too young to have voted at the time Bush was running. Some of them are still too young to vote right now! ^^;
If I were able to vote. I would have gone for Ralph Nader.

same
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Sorry. Im paying for an open wireless thingy so its got shitty connection.

Finally. Narration

The town gathered around the gallows. The king called for silence. “It has come to my attention that we have been infiltrated by demons. For your protection we will be lynching those of you who act suspicious. ” the king squinted at Zeph. “Ahem! So. We‘ve gathered the votes. And today we will be haaaaaaaaaaaanging… ZEPH!” Zeph scratched his head. The king turned to his guards “Retrieve the hangee please. ” The guards made their way to Zeph and escorted him to the gallows. “Any last words?” the king said giving him a dirty look. “Eh. Harks just jealous because I won‘t read his parchments.” “Not resisting?” Zeph scratched his head. “Nope”.

He made his way to the noose. At that minute Hark climbed onto the gallows. “STOP! I am the dark elf lord!” He said waving his arms. The king sighed “Get down Hark. You‘re being crazy again. You‘re a cat not an elf.” “I HAVE TO PROTECT THE TOWN FROM MYSELF!” Hark pushed Zeph from the gallows and rapped the noose around his neck. The town gasped. Zeph spat dirt from his mouth as he lay on the ground beside the gallows.

[spoiler]Harkovast the townie has committed suicide[/spoiler]

Kroatz
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Goodbye hark.
You will be missed. Also… do I need to state the obvious?

harkovast
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I think my death says more then dead talking ever could.

Mettaur
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Okay, for the bar I already gots me, Shirker, Roku, Alwin, Squid, Zeph, and Salsa. Who else am I missin here?

harkovast
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So do I get to see who voted for me, or what?

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