I'm amazed that the future guys didn't kill me during their opening salvo.
Anyways, I'm getting tired of dying early in every game so I'm running for mayor myself (or pardoner (I'm not greedy (besides, I've never been a pardoner so it might be fun to try out))).
I can't draw fancy pants posters and I'm not that great of a baker so I'll have to rely on my speeches for this one.
As most of you know, I'm a pretty experienced player who knows how the game works. I've only been elected twice in the game and both times I played a big part in helping my side to win. These facts alone should make me a great candidate for the game.
Need more incentive? All righty then. For a change, I have a confirmable role for the detective who… is dead but the future Mayor can check out my role and see if I'm telling the truth (@TFGM You're using the old detective rules, aren't you?). I did notice that he can only do that once and the best time to use that power is during the election, when we're trying to get a non mafia into office. By checking me out, Future Mayor, you're making sure that I am a good guy and thus you can team up with me.
So please vote for Product Placement. For he cares.
Well… It appears that Parker came out of the closet, while I was writing this. All right Parker. If you want a running partner you can trust, you can check out my role.
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Mafia XXV: TIME RAMPAGE!
Oh, I hate the bribe mentality. I can never compete against that. You want fan art? Sure I can give you fan art but don't expect more then stick figure art. I can't do highly detailed facial feature/complex choreographing/picture quality art.
I'll lower taxes if it makes anyone happy. That's what got Bush into office.
HERE YE! HERE YE! NEW CANDIDATE WITH ONE METRIC SHITLOAD OF PROMISES!
And by the way, I am 100% serious about ALL of that. I WILL send all those who vote for me video games. A LOT OF THEM. And NOT simple flash games ether. Legitimate LEGAL video games! Why? Because I am the Canadian Gamer is why! Enticed yet? Thought so.
Hmmm, in that case, I suppose I'll be serious about my bribe. Vote for Zeph if you like my art style, and I'll draw you a pic. Also, you can drive this car.
-points to old car-
It was driven by Cross.. soo uh, it might not run. But if it does, that you can crash it into shit and not feel bad about the damage.
If you bring new regulation in town, that makes it legal for the local butcher to properly dispose of lynched and murdered townsfolk…. then you've got my vote, mayor Product PlacementSure thing. That cemetery was getting crowded anyways. It saves money on funeral costs and allows me to lower high income taxes.
I always think of the people who need help the most.
I'll also promote vigilantism, which will allow me to cut funding for the law enforcement and create a special vigilante club called… what the hell did mettaur call that thing… Regulators.
I'll also lower taxes on flour for the local bakery, promote furry pushing, make 'R' rated games legal and donate dirty magazines to the library (trust me, it will bring in WAY more people and increase readership).
I wish to express my promise to honour any and all deals made during my campaign if I'm victorious or not. Further, I wish to remind you all, I'm dangerously insane. So any one wants a crazy ass promise talk to me, and I'll see what I can do for you, my constituents!
Examples of what games you'll send? And how do you plan to send them? Ill remind you warez and torrents are illegal (and we already know where and how to get them :3) so its a waste of time.
Oh so we have to actually act like politicians do we?
*Clears his throat*
As Mayor I'll make every mafia quake in fear, when we lynch them, the local butcher can make us a nice celebratory feast with whatever "meat" he finds.
I'll make every tuesday cakeday, and on cake day you get a giant cake. And if wished, a sexy person to pop out of said cake.
I'll legalize the use of chainsaws for disposing of bodies. My violent nature will also allow for the beating of the mafia pinata, just remember, theres no candy.
Vigalantes will have protection by the law, and may do as they please.
I will not turn a deaf ear to your needs, if you wish for something done, I will be the man to do it.
Exploding cupcakes will become a legalized way of killing the mafia. (Cupcakes made with gunpowder)
Examples of what games you'll send? And how do you plan to send them?I'm assuming you're talking to me so I'll explain that this was a comment aimed at Hakoshen who's running the local Gamestop. He'll be coming over to your house later to discuss the torrent thing. I recommend that you prepare yourself for that.
Examples of what games you'll send? And how do you plan to send them?I'm assuming you're talking to me so I'll explain that this was a comment aimed at Hakoshen who's running the local Gamestop. He'll be coming over to your house later to discuss the torrent thing. I recommend that you prepare yourself for that.
I was talking to Jninjashadow. Hence the quoting him then my response.
Well, I happen to know what I offer is NOT illegal (as I have repeatedly said). You see, I have in my possession a Gameboy Avanced emulator with about 400 games (including; several Mario advances, the GBA pokemons, Legend of Zelda, megaman, etc [cut me some slack I can't name them all, I haven't even seen them all]). Now I know some of you are thinking "but isn't that illegal?" Actually no. It isn't. You see you may legally own emulators of games that are out of production (ie the GBA games I have are no longer being produced and therefore are legal). Now as for the small detail of HOW I plan to award my constituents, I simply email it to you because, here's the kicker, the whole things only about 1 and a half gigs! That can actually fit on most memory sticks! Plus I offer convenience. Why wait unnecessary download times for what could be a virus filled file terrifying fetishes? Vote for me and you get a small file filled to the brim with good times!I wish to express my promise to honour any and all deals made during my campaign if I'm victorious or not. Further, I wish to remind you all, I'm dangerously insane. So any one wants a crazy ass promise talk to me, and I'll see what I can do for you, my constituents!
Examples of what games you'll send? And how do you plan to send them? Ill remind you warez and torrents are illegal (and we already know where and how to get them :3) so its a waste of time.
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