Mafia XXVII: The Infection of Townston

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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UNRELATED HARKO-NEWS!
We interrupt this racism to bring you fast breaking Harkovast news-

This Monday I am going to start a Harkovast Design A Character Contest.
Basically entrants will need to design a character for Harkovast.
The winner will get some Harkovast swag from the DD store AND their character will appear in a minor role in the comic (and not just a walking passed in the background part, they will get lines and actually do stuff.)

More details will follow on Monday, but I thought I would give the mafia crowd the heads up first, since 90% of you read Harkovast (except for zeph, who I am racist towards right now).

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED RACISM!

Being a good racist is all about being small minded.
And I have the smallest mind around!
Lets get those no-signers!

Very well then. I'll have my designs to you shortly.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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I should point out, on Monday I will be explaining more about the contest and what I will be looking for etc. So then you will get more precise details and tips.
PQ me if you have any questions right now.
I recon I'll let people make more then one entry if they like, the more the merrier.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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I figured you, Hark, of all people would understand that whatever rules you may decide, I've already made up my mind that I've won, and that's what counts.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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I admire your confidence.
Almost enough to over look the fact you don't have a sign…

Almost….

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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well, this just got interesting.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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Okay, I'm going to be spending the night working on a vaccine, so I'll be back tomorrow. Either working on a vaccine, or stuffing my face with chocolate. Possibly both at once!

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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Chocolate vaccine?

I admire your ingenuity.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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Finally single successful women living in New York City, or anywhere in fact, will NOT have to worry about being tempted by the bowl of chocolates at the office party! No longer will they worry about their figure, but worry about if they are the first in line for this geniousness right here! Except now I'm going to sleep, cuz It's the freakin 11:15 P.M.!

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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Ok, this is a message to anyone who I gave a stereotype to. I need you to PQ me with your stereotype immediately! My computer has messed up and I need to reenter the stereotypes. I repeat, if you were given stereotype please PQ me and tell me it!

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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Man from Parasol:
Kill Maru. Believe me.

WHAT? Why? Please do not!

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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Say, what does that sign that guy's holding in the title picture say?

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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bbrrrraaai— uh, um excuse me, I was saying "braille". Not "brains" or anything like that. ahem.

Say, what does that sign that guy's holding in the title picture say?

If you right click the image and select "view image" you can see a bigger version. The sign says "No more SIGNS … or ZOMBS"

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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Burn everyone> Zombies hate fire, so if we kill everyone, its all good.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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Why am I never on these damn title pictures?

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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Why am I never on these damn title pictures?

I've never been in one either. Makes me angry, it does. Product, next time I GM a game (which may be never but I might) I'll have a title page with me on it and you on it and no one else.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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That'll show them.

THAT'LL SHOW ALL OF THEM!!!

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 30, 2010

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Niether have I.

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 1, 2010

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I am going to lynch the crap out of you sign-dodgers!

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 1, 2010

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>_> signs… zombies… Well this can't end too well <_<

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 1, 2010

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Man from Parasol:
Kill Maru. Believe me.

WHAT? Why? Please do not!

She.. She… Doesn't have a sign!
KILL HER!

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 1, 2010

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Well… cruel as it may be maru, he's right. You DON'T have a sign…

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 1, 2010

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Well… cruel as it may be maru, he's right. You DON'T have a sign…

And she can't change it now…
So… Ehm…

KILL HER!!!!

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 1, 2010

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We should burn people. Starting with the mayor, once they're elected, we burn them. That'll solve that problem.

Now all we have to deal with is, burning the rest of them.

Step right up for your complimentry gasoline shower.

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 1, 2010

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Are we even having an election? I haven't seen anyone campaigning.

As a matter of fact, what IS going on?

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 1, 2010

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No idea, want to help me reinact the Salem witch hunt? Grab this torch, we need to kick down doors, and then put them to the stake. And burn them. Yes I am aware they used lynching in Salem. But when was the last time decapitation has stopped a zombie in today's videogames?