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Ah lol. Pervo. But I respect your decision anyway.

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So for those who can't count (Kroatz) the election has started. Start sending in your votes if you haven't. And speaking of good movies, I just saw Robin Hood. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Although after watching the movie, I get the impression that Ridley Scott DOES NOT like the French in the slightest. Seriously tho, Russell Crowe with a sword, never a bad premise.

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So for those who can't count (Kroatz) the election has started. Start sending in your votes if you haven't. And speaking of good movies, I just saw Robin Hood. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Although after watching the movie, I get the impression that Ridley Scott DOES NOT like the French in the slightest. Seriously tho, Russell Crowe with a sword, never a bad premise.
Why wouldn't I be able to count? IS YOU BE GIVIN' ME SOME LIP, YOU HAIRY PONYTAILED MONOCLED SEMI-MALE SON OF A MULE?!

*ahem*

I never made any remark about the competition not starting yet…

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People telling me that the compettition has already started, people tellibng me it's on time, someone explain to me already!

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I have yet to see Inglorious Bastards.
But I dunno…I have this system for American films about WW2.
They are all dreadful and moronic, so I try not to watch them.
It works pretty well for me.

Zeph- Your comic is going UP in the rankings? Curses! I must redouble my efforts!

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I have yet to see Inglorious Bastards.
But I dunno…I have this system for American films about WW2.
They are all dreadful and moronic, so I try not to watch them.
It works pretty well for me.

Zeph- Your comic is going UP in the rankings? Curses! I must redouble my efforts!
Inglorious Bastards is one of the few that are worth watching. As a comedy that is.

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Why wouldn't I be able to count? IS YOU BE GIVIN' ME SOME LIP, YOU HAIRY PONYTAILED MONOCLED SEMI-MALE SON OF A MULE?!
You forgot elegant and drunk

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Mattuar I guess since it revels is doing history wrong, rather then trying to be taken seriously, it might be more watchable.
I heard it features Mike Myers pretending to be English, and that right there has got to be 5 points against it. Does he have comedy fake bad teeth?

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Why wouldn't I be able to count? IS YOU BE GIVIN' ME SOME LIP, YOU HAIRY PONYTAILED MONOCLED SEMI-MALE SON OF A MULE?!
You forgot elegant and drunk

That's incorporated in the son of a mule part.

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Mattuar I guess since it revels is doing history wrong, rather then trying to be taken seriously, it might be more watchable.
I heard it features Mike Myers pretending to be English, and that right there has got to be 5 points against it. Does he have comedy fake bad teeth?
How can you misspell Mettaur? Well, I forgives ya, Harkonast.

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Mattuar I guess since it revels is doing history wrong, rather then trying to be taken seriously, it might be more watchable.
I heard it features Mike Myers pretending to be English, and that right there has got to be 5 points against it. Does he have comedy fake bad teeth?
How can you misspell Mettaur? Well, I forgives ya, Harkonast.
Stop stealing my jokes…

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Mattuar I guess since it revels is doing history wrong, rather then trying to be taken seriously, it might be more watchable.
I heard it features Mike Myers pretending to be English, and that right there has got to be 5 points against it. Does he have comedy fake bad teeth?
How can you misspell Mettaur? Well, I forgives ya, Harkonast.
Stop stealing my jokes…
To be honest I've been curious for a while…what does Kroatz mean exactly? Or is it a made-up word?

Oh, and about stealing the jokes, how can I steal them If I came up with them myself? Meh, whatever, I don't have to bow down to your almighty spellcheck rules, Croatz.

And in news unrelated to my evil quest of scrambling the names of others, if you have any requests for your mafia games poster, send me a pq about it! Detail your strange details you want, or I'll just decide for myself what you want! Like Hakoshen wanting Kos-Mos!…actually, that was a specific request from him, so not the best example…

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Speaking of jokes!

How many Mafia does it take to change a light bulb ?

[spoiler]Two. One to change the bulb and the other to shoot any witnesses ![/spoiler]

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Sorry Mantoor, I will try harder to spell your name right.
Croatz and Hakoshand will both tell you that I always make an effort to get peoples names right, as will Zame and Seph. Though I've got bingasadows name wrong once or twice….

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Sorry Mantoor, I will try harder to spell your name right.
Croatz and Hakoshand will both tell you that I always make an effort to get peoples names right, as will Zame and Seph. Though I've got bingasadows name wrong once or twice….
I actually laughed out loud, well played Herkavest, well played. Did you have assistance from www.random.org, or were these your own jumblings?

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Mator, I am perfectly capable of misspelling words all on my own without computerised assistance!

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Look a squirrel!

Wait.. no, just a homocidal genetically altered hamster. My bad.

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Zeph, if it cant talk and wear clothes, I am not interested.

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Zeph, if it cant talk and wear clothes, I am not interested.

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Product placement, ah! I see you are entering my "design a Harkovast character contest"!
With a character that strong, you are going to be the one to beat!

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My character I decided to make, on a simple thought rushed intp creation using a pen, a bat girl with magic gloves that steals stuff. Theivery is in the family business! I'll put it up tomorrow hopefully.

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My character I decided to make, on a simple thought rushed intp creation using a pen, a bat girl with magic gloves that steals stuff. Theivery is in the family business! I'll put it up tomorrow hopefully.
Why does that sound so familiar?

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My character I decided to make, on a simple thought rushed intp creation using a pen, a bat girl with magic gloves that steals stuff. Theivery is in the family business! I'll put it up tomorrow hopefully.
Why does that sound so familiar?
Because it's in EVERY rpg ever.

And Kroatz is short for Greater Riot Control Unit.

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