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Mafia XXX: Total War Sign up thread

Kroatz
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Hey pretty boy, sign me up for this total whore game.
Mafia XXX: Total Whore.

I'd like Kroatz's block added to the map.
It looks just like a block, only blockier.

harkovast
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1337 master I make total whore jokes all the time, its a classic pun!
Sending legions of hookers out for world domination would be a fantastic game.


I am signing up for this war.
But I am only doing it so I can destroy Zeph's game from the inside.
Its a veritable furry invasion.

If anyone wants to make me an avatar wearing a Patton style helmet with stars on I will gladly use it!
Though the rules look complicated, I think I will spend this game doing a lot of blue on blue!

Zeph
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Map updated, have Same's abandoned themepark, Roku's bakery, and I decided to make Kroatz's block, more epic. Or something.

Salsa
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Map updated, have Same's abandoned themepark, Roku's bakery, and I decided to make Kroatz's block, more epic. Or something.

where's the spaceport? We need a place to launch ballistic missiles from.

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Since you're still updating that map, give me a spot where I can stretch my legs.

Something respectable.

Befitting of the commercial whore that I am.

Which is a pretty ironic thing to say since Hark is truly the definition of a commercial whore.

Mettaur
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If this is to be a true war-zone, we need a downed helicoptor! I'd suggest the CH-47, good for transport.

Zeph
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Since you're still updating that map, give me a spot where I can stretch my legs.

Something respectable.

Befitting of the commercial whore that I am.

Which is a pretty ironic thing to say since Hark is truly the definition of a commercial whore.

Stretch your legs? You want a park or somethin?

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Stretch your legs? You want a park or somethin?
Park, mansion, it's all good. Whatever you want to do. I'm not picky.

same
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Since you're still updating that map, give me a spot where I can stretch my legs.

Something respectable.

Befitting of the commercial whore that I am.

Which is a pretty ironic thing to say since Hark is truly the definition of a commercial whore.

You should have a billboard.

Salsa
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*Lightbulb*

We should give PP a billboard on the official town map.

all in favor?

Mettaur
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Good idea, but we'll need Scruffy's opinion before anything.

Zeph
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Alright, PP's mansion, Salsa's space port, and Mett's ..er helecopter, are now on the map. Though I say helicopter very loosely… I didn't want to draw a helicopter, so I blew it to smitherenes, scattered in shrapnel on the riverbank, and lit it's gas on fire.

Mettaur
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With all this killing, we're going to need a graveyard, and why not a junkyard? Lots of crazy stuff can happen there.

Zeph
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Running out of room, let the other players come up with a few places Mett.

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Is… is that a gold likeness of myself, outside that McMansion?



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^^

Zeph
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Is… is that a gold likeness of myself, outside that McMansion?



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^^

Glad you like it PP. Mansions are hard to draw so tiny.. -_-

Kroatz
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Map updated, have Same's abandoned themepark, Roku's bakery, and I decided to make Kroatz's block, more epic. Or something.

It's so blocky!
Yay!

Zeph
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If you have extra space in the end, you should add Whack Donald's.

Whack Donalds?

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