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Mafia XXX: Total Warfare

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Which side of this war am I on again?
You're with Rokulily. That means awesome things are going to happen. The last two things I remember the two of you teaming up, Townston ended up being overrun by zombies and then there was the time a nuclear bomb detonated.

You can't deny the results of that type of teamwork.
Fuck signs.
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Zeph
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In my mind, that X is a chipmunk humping a sign…

cause I have no idea what its supposed to be.

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Hate those things. Always coming at me, out of the blue. Attacking me for no reason.





Oh shi-

Zeph
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Run PP run!

Mettaur
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He's a neenja, he can handle it.

The hawks semi-worst nightmare.

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Damn hawks.

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Same, let me ask you something. Why in the hell did you blow up the only source of alcohol in Townston? Why without beer, this is a war… and war is hell if you aren't drunk!
Also F*CK HAWKS! They would always come at me mid jump! WHY ARE HAWKS BETTER NINJAS THAN THE NINJAS?

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He's a neenja, he can handle it.
You've obviously never tried to play the game. Those hawk are easily the greatest threat.

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You've obviously never tried to play the game. Those hawk are easily the greatest threat.

You'll find that Mett's gaming experience tends to revolve around Fallout and Final Fantasy. As for your comment, ANYTHING flying above a bottomless pit is easily the greatest hazard in the game. Unless you're playing N, then it's those damn seeker drones!

Zeph
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I thought it was the chicken that kept trying to debrief me in earthworm Jim.

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Wahoo Canada land of the Canadians! Day late am I?


Don't ya hate it when you don't get any of the gaming references?


Oh wait-
Never could beat Earthworm Jim. Means I suck

One known, yeah…ten points for griffindor.


Same, let me ask you something. Why in the hell did you blow up the only source of alcohol in Townston?
We at 1337's trashcan have our alchohol and it's all stored in the vault here.

Ahh robbing originality.

We also have cookies.

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Same, let me ask you something. Why in the hell did you blow up the only source of alcohol in Townston? Why without beer, this is a war… and war is hell if you aren't drunk!
Also F*CK HAWKS! They would always come at me mid jump! WHY ARE HAWKS BETTER NINJAS THAN THE NINJAS?

Because I'm high.

That wasnt Roku's rhubarb pie. It was a cleverly disguised space cake!

You've obviously never tried to play the game. Those hawk are easily the greatest threat.

You'll find that Mett's gaming experience tends to revolve around Fallout and Final Fantasy.

I doubt the latter. He probably just thought the BM was cool.
Everyone knows Red Mage is the way to go.
Unless you can afford having a BM and a WM.

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Same, let me ask you something. Why in the hell did you blow up the only source of alcohol in Townston?

You've never been in the backroom of a Gamestop have you? There's beer, there's weed, there's everything but heroin and hookers.

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You've never been in the backroom of a Gamestop have you? There's beer, there's weed, there's everything but heroin and hookers.
You probably shouldn't have said that. That tank is probably heading there, as we speak.

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You've never been in the backroom of a Gamestop have you? There's beer, there's weed, there's everything but heroin and hookers.
Well, looks like I'll have to rebuild! "Jninja's Underworld Emporium"! Where if it kill your body from the inside, we got it in bulk! Booze, weed, hookers, heroine, Battle Toads, you name, we got it! Coming when my drunk ass gets to re-piling that scrap.

Salsa
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*please don't hit the fuel tanks**please don't hit the fuel tanks*
*please don't hit the fuel tanks*
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Zeph
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*please don't hit the fuel tanks**please don't hit the fuel tanks*
*please don't hit the fuel tanks*
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What fuel tanks?

Zeph
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No more actions. And the narration will be late, I got myself dragged into a cardgame tournament. I blame my relitives.

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Time for a motivational speech.

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Well? Anyone?

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Time for a motivational speech.
This is probably the third time it is posted, in the history of mafia games but you asked for it.

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I play other games too! Oblivion IV, GTA IV, and soon, Fallout IV, or New Vegas if you want to break the trend. :)

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