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Mafia XXXI: Kicking It Old School

rokulily
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That would actually make a horrible horror movie.

Horshead 4:
The bloodening!

wow… actually that makes sense since hak died and you know the stereotypes for african americans in horror flicks. always the first to die. next is the comedy relief… which was probably alwin… and then a pretty girl has to die simply because they can't just be killing guys- which is maru….. oh god, i'm next…

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Rokulily dusted flour off her hands as she went upstairs. She passed by the horse head on her dresser several times. She never noticed it. Not until the sun rose when she woke up in the morning.
Oh, what? She overlooked a horsehead that was that blatantly obvious?

EDIT: Oh, wait, it could be the pardoner with equal utility. Actually, greater utility, since the horse head wasn't noticed at all; it must have blended into the shadows. LIKE A NINJA.

Well, EITHER WAY I'm highly annoyed…

Zeph
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I died first Roku.

but I get ressurected each night to randomly hit things… I should so throw cat tank at my next victum, it can be a ghost cat tank so it's all like. "WTF? Did that ghost just throw cat tank at me?"
"Cat tank is strong."

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If this turns out to be true then let this be a lesson to all of you people.

DON'T

VOTE

TFGM

FOR

MAYOR!

If you do, the fates will rearrange reality so that he becomes a mafia member for that game.

It's just the way things are. Don't question it.

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All I could think when I saw that narration was "Oh shit. This is going to be my first game all over again".
The fact that you mentioned it but didn't try to blame him made me think you seemed more innocent than him, because he ignored it altogether.
and then a pretty girl has to die simply because they can't just be killing guys- which is maru….. oh god, i'm next…
No, the innocent girl always survives because she's the Last Girl. It's the femme fatale type that dies. You'll see, I'll uncharacteristically go off to some secluded area with someone for the sake of romance or scheming and BAM, it'll be the end of us both! D:

Zeph
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You know I'm totally game for some chest muffins, I mean… D-cupcakes… I mean…


Screw it, therse supermodels half naked at Roku's bakery. ONWARD! Just watch out for the teddybears. I heard some jackass put them there.

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So if it's true…then he's basically going to do what his campaign promised not to. Kill us all.

Zeph
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So if it's true…then he's basically going to do what his campaign promised not to. Kill us all.
Indeed. A monkey for mayor may sound awesome but it never pans out in the long run. He always ends up screwing the town over. (I wouldn't be this forward in accusing monkey if not for the fact that the mafia has been suspiciously accurate with their targeting.)

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Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie. :) Guess who GM'd those games Hmmm. I guess the mafia getting lucky makes sense now.

Zeph
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Who GM'd those games? SEriously, don't know.

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So if it's true…then he's basically going to do what his campaign promised not to. Kill us all.

no… he just promised not to 'kill us all'. that just means that someone, besides him, has to stay alive. sooooooo… how many people handed over their roles? if he has a list then i bet he can guess certain roles and what not.

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Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie.
No, he was serial killer the both times…. and then he was a towni- wait a second? This is his fourth time as a mayor? Damn dude. How often do you plan to run? Let some others get a meat shield for a change.

Edit: Yeah, I tend to throw the serial killer into the same pile as the mafia. I really should refer to them as criminals.

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We must get to the bakery my comrades, I need my milk! Er, It's for a project, I'm going to try a hand at baking,…yeeah, that's it, baking…

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I'm going to try a hand at baking,…yeeah, that's it, baking…


You, joke stealer.

Zeph
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I just want my damn d-cupcakes.


Yep, least I'm honest.

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Hm. You know, it's a particularly insidious horsehead because I guess it could point to the pardoner with relatively equal utility!

I mean, if it blended into the shadows and remained unnoticed, isn't it rather like a ninja or a shadow?

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… nuts.

kitty17
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I just want my damn d-cupcakes.


Yep, least I'm honest.

I don't blame you…those D cupcakes are rather delicious.

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I believe i called him out on that in the elections…but no one ever listens to seventy2. They just blame him first.

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Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie.
No, he was serial killer the both times…. and then he was a towni- wait a second? This is his fourth time as a mayor? Damn dude. How often do you plan to run? Let some others get a meat shield for a change.

Edit: Yeah, I tend to throw the serial killer into the same pile as the mafia. I really should refer to them as criminals.

Really? I thought he was mayor only twice before. I know he was a townie during Mafia XXIV. He was one of the serial killers in XII. When was the other time?

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Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie.
No, he was serial killer the both times…. and then he was a towni- wait a second? This is his fourth time as a mayor? Damn dude. How often do you plan to run? Let some others get a meat shield for a change.

Edit: Yeah, I tend to throw the serial killer into the same pile as the mafia. I really should refer to them as criminals.

Really? I thought he was mayor only twice before. I know he was a townie during Mafia XXIV. He was one of the serial killers in XII. When was the other time?

Wasn't he the mayor that killed everyone, including the goddammed batman, and took it all the way to the fight with the mafia boss, who then killed each other?

rokulily
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Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie.
No, he was serial killer the both times…. and then he was a towni- wait a second? This is his fourth time as a mayor? Damn dude. How often do you plan to run? Let some others get a meat shield for a change.

Edit: Yeah, I tend to throw the serial killer into the same pile as the mafia. I really should refer to them as criminals.

Really? I thought he was mayor only twice before. I know he was a townie during Mafia XXIV. He was one of the serial killers in XII. When was the other time?

Wasn't he the mayor that killed everyone, including the goddammed batman, and took it all the way to the fight with the mafia boss, who then killed each other?

nah, that was hark as mayor, who was helping me- the exmafia boss and we decided not to killed each other and just blow up the town instead.

also zeph- they'd be working (not so much at baking stuff because it turns out that being half naked most of the time near a hot oven was a bad combo. they work the front which is awesome cause now i have more time to bake…) had it not been for the fact that my store is closed all day (horseheaded and all) so i'm not even sure how you got in. and i'm pretty sure i locked that door after they removed the demonic teddybears… very sure…

seventy2
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Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie.
No, he was serial killer the both times…. and then he was a towni- wait a second? This is his fourth time as a mayor? Damn dude. How often do you plan to run? Let some others get a meat shield for a change.

Edit: Yeah, I tend to throw the serial killer into the same pile as the mafia. I really should refer to them as criminals.

Really? I thought he was mayor only twice before. I know he was a townie during Mafia XXIV. He was one of the serial killers in XII. When was the other time?

Wasn't he the mayor that killed everyone, including the goddammed batman, and took it all the way to the fight with the mafia boss, who then killed each other?

nah, that was hark as mayor, who was helping me- the exmafia boss and we decided not to killed each other and just blow up the town instead.

The same harkovast whom voted for TFGM, and i called it out?

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