Imma gonna get drunk now, and then see how confusing/hilarious it is.
Jninja, copyright infringement.
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Mafia XXXIV:MARVEL vs DC: Game Thread
Narr Day One:
Another morning dawned, and all the superfriends hung up their costumes, going into the light of day to mourn the passing of the most fantastic-est among them. It was a sunny day (Compliments of Thor), and everyone was secretly hoping the gathering would be short. Halfway through the big speech the dull minister mysteriously died (Compliments of Bulls-eye), and everyone started pouring out of the church. Leaving the burial of Mr Fantastic, the shield director, to the flunkies, henchmen, sidekicks and useless heroes, such as Thing, Toro, Bob, agent of Hydra and Bucky.
Upon leaving the church a small group of DCs in disguise joined the group. All of them wearing big mustaches to conceil their identities. Iron Man asked one of them what they thought of the ceremony.
"So, how did you like the ceremony?" Were his exact words. Then he asked what the mustachioed stranger thought of the minister, Adam McWest.
"And what about that Adam McWest huh?" Were his exact words. Upon which the mustachioed man responded by spitting Stark in the face and walking away.
Suddenly, but not too sudden, a giant airship floated towards the church. Millions of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents jumped out and started rounding up the Marvels and DC's.
Suddenly, a little too sudden, the space-time rift opened up again, vomiting out two of the most disgusting creatures in existance.
Dark Horse heroes.
One said to the other:
"Who are you?" To which the other responded:
"No, who are you?" To which the first responded:
"No, who are YOU?"
This continued until the both of them noticed the millions of agents a few meters away, still rounding up the Marvels. Then they both fled in other directions, still not knowing each others identity.
After all the Marvels were gathered, and all given a seat, a small S.H.I.E.L.D. agent started talking:
"As you all know, Adam West killed Mr. Fantastic. It appears however, that he does not work alone…"
"SHUT UP about goddamn Adam West!" A mustachioed man in black shouted from the crowd. Throwing a bat-shaped piece of metal at the agent.
"Well, to make a long story short." The agent said, pulling the batarang from his head. "It appears four creatures came from the hideous DC universe. And we need a new SHIELD director to protect us from them."
[spoiler]"You forgot the dots!" Someone shouted from he crowd.
"Fuck the motherhugging dots!" Someone else shouted.
"I am the new S.H.I.E.L.D. director!" Jninja shouted.
"I am the runner up!" A flying green monkey shouted.
"I am tired of writing this rediculous Narration!" Kroatz shouted from the grave.
"I have gay feelings for Deadpool!" Some unknown guy in the crowd shouted.
[/spoiler]
And the day ended in uncomfortable silence.
START OF NIGHT ONE! SEND IN YOUR DRUNKEN DUCKING ACTIONS OR FACE THE CONCEQUENCES.
Sho, Jninja, you ish gettink wittle bit tipshy ash well? I knew my vote washn't goink to waisht! Now you ish paying for dhe drinksh, yesh? Great! *Passes out on the floor in a pool of his own vomit*Imma gonna get drunk now, and then see how confusing/hilarious it is.
Jninja, copyright infringement.
Is this only the second time Kroatz?
I don't think so.
Granted it's mini-Kroatz so you should know him better than I.
I'm not monkeys. I'm a bunch of cats in a man suit remember?Hmm…no…
If I do remember right you were Niccea last time I checked.
So…that still doesn't make you dapper.
It just makes you a lay-dee.
and evil. Niccea is the root of all evil. But Rokulily is the devil child so who knows what I mean anymore if anything…cumquats….
I can be the very definition of dapper if I want to be.Ha!
Mods aren't dapper.
Only admins are.
[spoiler]
'cept this guy![/spoiler]Using the fact that you're GMing so you can change your av are you Kroatz?!
ARE YOU?!
"Yes. Yes I am," said young Kroatz.
"Well screw you." said Inner 1337.
"I'm a platypus!" said FeTUS MAN.
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