Well, since monkey ended up being pardoner, I don't think we have to worry about the fates rearranging time, retroactively turning monkey into a mafia member.
Incidentally, just for a day, I'm gonna be breaking the "no changing the avatar" rule, since that's what pirates do. I'll switch back by the end of the day, going back to my Hawkman pic.
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Mafia XXXIV:MARVEL vs DC: Game Thread
UPDATE:
There are some people that will be warned tommorow, since they haven't sent in anything, neither action nor vote. These people will be removed from the game after Lynch 1. Be warned.
Also:
READ THE RULES. EVERYONE.
And could someone tell hark that the game started?
Narr Night One:
With a bang the dressing room door was kicked in, involuntarily giving way to a group of heroes, that soon after entering started stripping down and putting on tights. Yes, the nights were wild among the marvels. They went drinking, they dressed up and they picked up hot chicks, mostly wearing spider-man t-shirts. By the end of the evening someone even tried to kill Mettaur.
[spoiler]But the cute girl failed.[/spoiler]
Soon after, Mettaur, dressed in green and wearing ridiculous stripes ran away. Giving in to his true nature.
On the other side of town War machine was flying around, using his mechanical armor to look for DC's. Of course he was as drunk as could be, mostly because he tried to drink as much as Wolverine. In his mind he made a mental note:
Wolverine is immune to alcohol. Don't try to out-drink him.
Coming from the left Warmachine saw redneck in a big box flying through the sky. Suddenly a door opened, and the redneck started throwing dice at War machine.
"EXTERMINATE!" The man called out. "When I'm done with you you're nothing more than Torchwood!"
"You know I'm made of metal right?" War Machine responded, slowly getting annoyed by the dice. "Stop throwing dice at me!" He yelled.
The posh redneck in the green Jacket stopped throwing dice, and instead started throwing cats at War Machine.
After 14 cats one of them ended up in War Machine's engine, forcing Rhodey Gullas down to the ground at a much too rapid pace.
[spoiler]In a big explosion Gullas Rhodey War Machine died. Never able to spy again [/spoiler]
Same, being very close to the explosion tried to run. From the shadows he heard a mechanical voice shouting:
"Me Bizarro, you move now!"
Same was unable to do anything.
Same was paralyzed.
Same didn't faint.
END OF NIGHT ONE. SEND IN YOUR LYNCH VOTES OR FACE THE CONCEQUENCES!
SOLVE THIS RIDDLE (Here in the forum) OR THE DC'S GET TO KILL ONE MORE PERSON NEXT NIGHT:
A woman proves in court that her 19 year old sister killed her husband Fred.
Her 19 year old sister proves that she didn't kill her husband Fred. How can this be?
Hmmm, I have a DAMN good hunch who killed Gullas. Someone who often proclaimed him an enemy despite no previous basis, only a profession. Ladies and gentalmen, Gullas was killed by… THE SUN-GOD RA! VOTE TO LYNCH RA!
Evidence:
"redneck in a big box flying through the sky.": Red necka are caused by the sun, which is in the sky
"Torchwood!": F
torches are for fire, like the SUN
"After 14 cats": Cats are sacred to the Egyptians, which Ra is
There you have it! Gentlemen, let us lynch a GOD! Damn fine mayoring Jninja, damn fine.
If you took that seriously for a minute, then I am simply done with you
Possible Riddle Answers:
Both women had a husband named Fred (19 year old didn't kill her husband, but she killed her sister's husband). (Sounds crazy but my father-in-law and his brother both married women named Carol)
Fred died of alcohol poisoning after going on a binge encouraged by the 19-year-old.
The woman has multiple personality disorder and one of her personalities is her 19-year-old sister.
Really…That is all I got…Maybe it is simpler than this…
Why did the DCs have the damn Riddler on their team?
I'm dropping out, I'm not going to play a game where the GM decides to act like Humorman towards me. And if you count my death in the narrations as another gay joke, I will file this to the moderators as being a humorman.
Oh, and she has two 19 year old sisters with a husband named Fred.
Or the woman and her sister both have husbands named Fred, only one of them is dead.
So says Bob, who feels this role was picked out for him. And fuck you Kroatz.
I'm dropping out, I'm not going to play a game where the GM decides to act like Humorman towards me. And if you count my death in the narrations as another gay joke, I will file this to the moderators as being a humorman.
…
So says Bob, who feels this role was picked out for him. And fuck you Kroatz.
Really?
Dude, if anything you're bing just as bad, if not worse than, he is. Lighten up.
Also the reason Humorman got banned from playing is because he was a troll, and his final game was just an excuse to troll the whole lot of us. I haven't seen anything like that from Kroatz. Yes it might help if he lightened up on the jabbing, but seriously, telling some one to fuck off is not how you get them to stop.
Well…
Anyways.
Because of a massive screw up on my part, one of last night's kills shall be narrated today, during the lynch. The person shall however still be able to vote.
And Mett, lighten up. Nothing I have said so far could even come close to either cheating, trolling or bullying. The gayness of the Marvels in the dressing room is mostly my own opinion of 90% of the old Marvel comics. If you can't handle that then fine.
I'm dropping out, I'm not going to play a game where the GM decides to act like Humorman towards me. And if you count my death in the narrations as another gay joke, I will file this to the moderators as being a humorman.
…And fuck you Kroatz.
Quitters never win, lad. You are over reacting, a simple solution is stop over reacting. If it bugs you just ignore it, do not even mention it. Your over reactions are fodder for more mockery.
A woman proves in court that her 19 year old sister killed her husband Fred.
Her 19 year old sister proves that she didn't kill her husband Fred. How can this be?
The woman has a husband named Fred, and the (hot)19-year old sister has a husband named Fred. Could it be that the hottie killed the first Fred, but not her own husband Fred?
(so, there is just 1 19year old sister, but 2 Freds. It depends on how you interpret 'her husband Fred', which is said 2 times.)
And Mettaur, I don't know you or anything, but if the same joke was made with my name in it instead of yours, I could've laughed about it.
I'm not going to play a game where the GM decides to act like Humorman towards me. And if you count my death in the narrations as another gay joke, I will file this to the moderators as being a humorman.What's all this then? The two of you are still fighting?
I particularly don't see any gay jokes in the narration, nor was Mettaur killed but it looks like someone did try to off him, but he was protected for some reason. That could mean that he has a friend watching over him (which I think is unlikely, since it was the first night and the paramedics are normally not active during the first night, due to them not knowing who they should protect), he was the veteran equivalent or the godfather equivalent.
I'm also suspecting that the mafia was quiet last night and that these are serial killer attacks.
But what's that about a mistake and that someone else is supposed to have died last night? And that person is going to die tonight instead? What if we happen to vote to lynch the person that was supposed to die?
I'm dropping out, I'm not going to play a game where the GM decides to act like Humorman towards me. And if you count my death in the narrations as another gay joke, I will file this to the moderators as being a humorman.RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE QUIT!!!
Oh, and she has two 19 year old sisters with a husband named Fred.
Or the woman and her sister both have husbands named Fred, only one of them is dead.
So says Bob, who feels this role was picked out for him. And fuck you Kroatz.
Now who wants breadcrab?
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