Narration Day 1
The town was in a real hub-bub. At least half the town had declared candidacy, and then dripping everything for someone else. The debates grew more and more heated as Hark began a campaign of drive by toilet paper fights, and TFGM's cat-to-man ratio was even MORE questionable than before. Eventually, and much to everyone's surprise, Jninja (with a rather large spoke through his cerebellum) took a pedestal to talk, which is quite a feat for the dead. "Listen up ya yuppies! You're all too Damn LOUD! Horsefeathers! Can't a man take a nap in some wreckage? Listen, I got a head ache, so PP, your in charge now"
PP's eyes widened, "Me? What about TFGM? Shouldn't he-"
"He wears dresses and is not a real cat!" Hark bellowed
"Good answer, he's pardoner!" Jninja announced.
"But you don't have the autho-" Pp was cut off almost immediate by cheering from Harkovast.
"The man's a genious!" Hark cried
"It's done. I'm gunna spend the next… month in my bar. Don't a DAMN one of you disturb me. Got it? Raspberries! I'm off!" and with that, the more than likely undead Jninja drunkenly walked off to his bar, leaving the speechless new Mayor PP and dancing pardoner Hark in front of a perplexed and frightened crowd.[spoiler]A zombie(?) made ProductPlacement mayor and Harkovast pardoner[/spoiler]
You got till the end of Night 1 to send in the insta-lynch. I report it when I get it.
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You got till the end of Night 1 to send in the insta-lynch. I report it when I get it.Thanks but I won't be using it :Þ
…unless I have a reason to suspect anyone of being mafia, that is >.>
So thanks to my snooping, I've already uncovered few of the roles but the more I get, the easier time I'll have at uncovering the fake ones. So don't be shy, send me those roles ^^
Ninja I was okay in the begining with the whole woman joke but if you are going to make this a thing, you and me are going to have a problem.
Also well looks like I'm dead. One medic down tonight. Or was I the paranoid the whole time? Do you want to take the chance mafia? Do you?
Met: You do realize that Paladins and Black Mages work together quite well right? The Black Mages are only called that because they use magic but not Healing (White) magic. They also don't use Blue Magic which is the magic that monster's use. Black has nothing to do with good or evil. It was just Square saving letters by not calling them Elemental Mages.Yep, but I just used the Black Mage for myself when I was a sinful player, so I keep his image when I'm split in two with an evil half.
AND HOW COULD YOU PEOPLE NOT VOTE GUMP!?
Oh yes you are an artist 1337, the best there is! I'd take your art as a vote bribe! Yeah, haha, you're great!
Me magic half is currently..throwing boomboxes playing Lady Gaga throw the windows of the Mafia Base. Come and get me, ya fedora tottin', pasta slurpin', freaky freaks!
Yeah, I'm taunting ya, lets see if you fall for it and attack me. I dare you all! I may be bluffing, may not be bluffing, come on now!
Ok ok ok! I had a wonderful day, about which none of you are interested in any way of course I don't blame you but with my present alcohol-induced self-confidence and all, I'm gonna have my say anyway. Shower in my genius..esness..?
Sorry for not voting. I was away. The last game (1st game I played) there was, like, one person running for mayor, and now about the entire town was. And from what I understood, most of the election-programmes were about being more-or-less a cat. How am I supposed to choose which one of you is the least nuttiest of nutbags? (Of course, mister mayor, were I home earlier and thus had the chance to vote, I would have voted for exactly you! hehe)
Also, someone accused Kroatz of being B.. Bel.. I can't even say it. Belggguurff.. All right: Belgian. I just want you to know: I am deeply shocked, and ashamed of him. I never knew this, and I find it hard to believe, but it must be true, the internets says it.
I had a third thing to say, I think it was interesting, but I forgot, so it was probably a lie anyway. I'll stop my rant, it has gone on long enough. No worries, I'm not always like this. I'll be quiet now, enjoy it while it last.
BUT…I'm not a real artist!!!
…
This is all shirk's fault.
Blame him, not me.
What do you mean you aren't an artist? Look at those glorious facial expressions. And that thing I assume is you in the last panel but am not really sure about.
You are clearly Artsy McArt the artiest artist in all of art.
That proves Mett is mafia or the town drunk or the veteran.
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