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Mafia XXXV: Babes, Booze, and Bullets (game thread)
Narration Night 1
Alwin began his night like any other; strutting about the town hurling eggs at passing automobiles. He was about to throw his biggest when a figure approached from nowhere.
"HEYA! Wanna hit the clubs?" Came the cheery voice of the flapper girl.
The egg slipped from Alwin's hands and his eyes widened, "R… re… YES!" Dropping everything, he and the flapper began off to the club.
[spoiler]Alwin's gunna have a good night, albeit he will be useless[/spoiler]
As they ran off a figure slipped a wad of cash into the flapper's purse.
"Just keep him busy ya crazy dame"
"Don't worry, it will be a late one tonight"
[spoiler]The flapper has been bought by the mob[/spoiler]
While the alwin and his new friend were off having a good time, one busy doctor readied his bag for a night of stalking.
"Right so; morphine, my scalpel, gags…"
"Doctor, I got a… bonesaw to pick with you" hissed a dark voice.
"Wha-YOU!" Doc TFGM screeched, throwing a scalpel at his unwanted guest.
The assailant took the small blade and thrust at TFGM "You take that back now"
[spoiler]TFGM the doctor had a structurally sound new hole torn[/spoiler]
Meanwhile Maru was having a lovely time talking Jninja's undead ear off.
"… but then I found one that DID fit! Unfortunately it was just not a good colour…"
"I'm gunna kill you worse than a pterodactyl kills third-world villages!" A man shouted, having no more of her rambling.
Maru turned to see a gun barrel, "Oh…"
[spoiler]Maru the body guard has another noise hole[/spoiler]
"Thanks, I couldn't take any more of that." Jninja growled as he pored himself another drink.
While one man killed, another planted a bomb, "Good, looks like no one tried to kill me. I didn't get a maniac" he said as he set his timer.
[spoiler]A bomb has been planted[/spoiler]
As the timer flashed to life, Mettaur ran for his. "OHGOD!OHGOD!OHGOD!" he yellped as he bolted down the street.
"YOU! YOOOOU!" Shouted his assailant from behind.
"What do you want from me?!?!" Mett wailed. He failed to notice he ran onto the train tracks. Nor the speeding locomotive roaring down them.
[spoiler]Mettaur the townie is now a smear[/spoiler]
"That." Smiled mett's hunter.
Back at the bar, Jninja finished giving maru a quick burial.
"Another round!" Kroatz bellowed.
"Dude, someone died. Let him finish the burial!" Someone chimed in.
"Oi, sooooorry, didn't realize I wash in a rhoo of PUSSIES!" Kroatz retaliated.
"Hey, no need to get offensi-"
"Up yoursh! I ain't gotta take this from !" Kroatz berated at the aforementioned someone.
"Ok, fine. Don't wanna deal wi-"
"OH! Big guy huh? Up yoursh!" Kroatz shouted, taking a drunken swing at nothing in particular.
"I wish you'd take the hint and leave me alone!" the man said, drawing a pistol.
"OOOOOOH! A musicial, huh? Gunna sing me a-"
[spoiler]Kroatz the Serial Murderer was shot[/spoiler]
"This is just my night, ain't it?" Jninja said, hurling a drink at Kraotz's still smoking corpse.
As the sun arose, the detective pushed aside the vote box.
"No, this don't add up at all… 3+3=7!" he shouted!
End of night 1!
DOUBLE Lynch Votes:
Roku: 3
Anthony Merrcer
Hakoshen
Niccea
Alwinbot: 1
Anthony Mercer
PP: 1
Hako
Hakoshen: 8
Hark
PP
(mayor)
Salsa
Niccea
Rokulily
Shirkersama
1337
Parren: 7
PP
(Mayor)
Rokulily
Shirkersama
Hark
Salsa
1337
All right. So I now know that the flapper has turned mafia and it just so happen to know that Rokulily is the flapper (she told me on the first day).
Normally, what I would have done is that I would have tried to convince roku to work for me like a double agent and spy on the mafia. However, the mafia has 6 members + there's a serial killer running around. So I need to take drastic actions.
I'm declaring a double lynch.
Please vote for rokulily as your first choice and lets try to find another bad guy to lynch.
And please send me your roles.
Why aren't we lynching Product Placement?
He knows who the vigilante is and used his influence to get them to kill Mettaur.
Why would he be suddenly so keen to get mettaur when there was no evidence?
Also, he is mayor.
Mayors are mafia 90% of the time.
There are always mafia candidates in elections, so I think we should get rid of him to be on the say side.
Okay, yes that does mean I would be next on the hit list to lynch, but once PP is dead, if he is mafia that would prove my innocence. If he is not mafia, fair enough, I will accept my fate.
(Hakoshen just hit 2000 posts, go Hakoshen!)
PP may be mafia, but I like the fact he called a double lynch for me!But Hark. With the mayor dead, there's nobody left to declare double lynched : /
How about we try to figure out the damn clues before you start pointing fingers at me?
Also: Psst… Jninja… Mayors get double voting power.
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