Narration!
From the comfort of his home a rather questionably looking paramedic was busy putting down his tools of the trade into his doctors bag.
"Let's see…" the doctor muttered to himself. "Scalpels… check. Skull drill… check. Bone saw… check."
"Those look rather outdated, don't they?" said a voice behind his head as he felt a gun being pressed to his back.
Raising his arms, the doctor turned calmly to face his opponent.
"No need to act rash now" the doctor said. "I'm sure we can find a way to resolve this delicate issue in a civilized manner."
"Afraid not." the hitman replied. "I'm a team player and tend to follow my group."
"Hmm… A pity." remarked the doctor, as he waited for his assailant to do his deed. "I was looking forward to exploring this town."
[spoiler]I Am The 1337 Master or Jack the Ripper didn't last very long.[/spoiler]
The flash in the window was the only notable sign that something was afoot inside 1337's house which were not noticed by anyone, not even his next door neighbor. Although, that was hardly a surprise, since this particular neighbor had a very rigid evening routine that he always followed to the letter in a precise order and none of his tasks included looking out a window.
"98…. 99… 100.." said the villager as he finished brushing his hair before carefully putting a fingernail's length worth of toothpaste on his toothbrush and measuring it with his tape measure. 30 strokes on each side, along with 20 for his front teeth and he's done in the bathroom.
As he counted the steps between the bathroom and his bedroom he was so startled by the presence of a knife wielding maniac coming at him that he accidentally stepped backwards, meaning that he would not make the distance to his bedroom in 12 steps, like usually.
The poor knife wielding maniac never saw it coming.
[spoiler]Ozoneocean the hitman picked the wrong person to deal with.[/spoiler]
Elsewhere a tougher then the average looking man was busy closing up his MMA center. He was the boastful type who didn't shy away from letting others now that he could handle himself in a fight or two. Surely such claims would attract unwanted attention. Yet nobody waiting for him outside his gym. Nobody was prowling the streets as he walked them. Nobody was jumping him from a bush as he fumbled the keys for his front door. This night was turning out to be rather disappointing.
That is until he closed the door and discovered that he was not alone in the house. A quiet figure stood alone in his living room, waiting to be noticed.
"Oh boy, did you picked a wrong house to break into" said the muscular man and flexed his biceps.
"Then you should take it on my brother. It was his decision to come here." replied the figure with a soft voice.
"And where exactly-"
He was cut short by a blinding pain in his foots as a knife cut through both his Achilles tendons, causing him to drop down on the floor.
"You won't be making any fancy kicks today, I'm afraid." said the second unwanted house guest, who had just crawled from under the coat rack.
With the bloodied knife pressed upon his neck, the villager was now utterly at the mercy of his assailants who were now breathing excitedly over their catch.
"We're going to have fun with this one, aren't we?"
"Oh yes. I believe he will last a long time."
"Ah long time indeed."
"Good times ahead."
"What kind of sick bastards are you, getting jollies of this?" the victim asked. "Don't you guys have any hobbies that you can pursue?"
"Oh, we do have other hobbies that we share."
"But we're not in the mood to tell you our life story."
[spoiler]Asmun the Veteran was double tagged.[/spoiler]
In other parts of the town, paramedics went on a wild goose chase, a bomb was given a new home, someone threw a mafia invite into a trashcan and a man wearing a long coat was having a hard time finding his target (since he was already dead).
Night 1 is over.
Day 2 has begun.
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Mafia XXXVII: The Madness Never Ends
That narration was magical miracles!
Ocean tried to kill me using science, but it was based on lies and so failed.
He should have realised I had music around me (that you can hear and feel but it can't be seen!)
Ayesinback- read Harkovast and my actions will make more sense…or at least I will get more hits. So its win/win really!
Hm hm hm, Product Placement's narratives are always so readable.
Finished mettaur's birthday present. Anthony's and Monkey's are still in the signup thread for this game in General Discussion. 
It looks sort of like an adorable baby seal. >_>; I possibly can't draw non-cute things…
It's also a secret tradition for me to make wildly unsuitable avatars for Hakoshen during games, so JUGGALO BEAM GOOOO 
Hm hm hm, Product Placement's narratives are always so readable.*Squeal of delight!*
Finished mettaur's birthday present. Anthony's and Monkey's are still in the signup thread for this game in General Discussion.
It looks sort of like an adorable baby seal. >_>; I possibly can't draw non-cute things…
It's also a secret tradition for me to make wildly unsuitable avatars for Hakoshen during games, so JUGGALO BEAM GOOOO
…
did I mention the
Hitman clues!Okay I those look rather outdated might be refering to the killer's comics.
"Those look rather outdated, don't they?" said a voice behind his head as he felt a gun being pressed to his back.
"Afraid not." the hitman replied. "I'm a team player and tend to follow my group."
Team player and follow my group. Maru was the only profile that went remotely with it. She joined because of ninja. So she "followed" him to DD.
Twin clues!Quiet: I think roku is the only one to state that they are quiet in their profile. This could also mean the person isn't active on the forum much *shrug*
A quiet figure stood alone in his living room, waiting to be noticed.
"Then you should take it on my brother. It was his decision to come here." replied the figure with a soft voice.
He was cut short by a blinding pain in his foots as a knife cut through both his Achilles tendons, causing him to drop down on the floor.
"You won't be making any fancy kicks today, I'm afraid." said the second unwanted house guest, who had just crawled from under the coat rack.
With the bloodied knife pressed upon his neck, the villager was now utterly at the mercy of his assailants who were now breathing excitedly over their catch.
"We're going to have fun with this one, aren't we?"
"Oh yes. I believe he will last a long time."
"Ah long time indeed."
"Good times ahead."
"What kind of sick bastards are you, getting jollies of this?" the victim asked. "Don't you guys have any hobbies that you can pursue?"
"Oh, we do have other hobbies that we share."
"But we're not in the mood to tell you our life story."
Hobbies: Kroatz has this word in profile.
Life story: Kroatz also has in profile. Or this could mean a comic about their life.
And thats all I got from people's profiles. I'll leave the comic and sigs to you people.
Well the, I, um…object..to my previous objection!No it isn't. He isn't mentioning any relative game info. He is just begging to be brought back. Which is what the dead did last Madness game. I remember cause I did it XDThat's deadtalking!
TAKE THAT!
And it's way more than a fair trade, two useless skins for a killah in da thrillah, and a killah who could also master teh healz. Seriously, more than fair.
"What kind of sick bastards are you, getting jollies of this?" the victim asked. "Don't you guys have any hobbies that you can pursue?"
"Oh, we do have other hobbies that we share."
"But we're not in the mood to tell you our life story."
These seem like the easiest clues to work with so far.
I definitely agree with TFGM on his profile clues.
Maru is pretty much definitely a clue. Her comic mentions "life" and it's her life stories. This seems like it's in the bag.
As for hobbies… nearly half of mafia lists them on their profiles. I wanted to name people but I'm wondering how much exactly counts. Lots of people mention having "likes" and projects, so do those count as hobbies?
If we want to go only after people who actually mention the word 'hobby' in their profile, our suspects list decreases. But then it'll only be on a technicality.
Gosh this clue thing is hard.
It's also a secret tradition for me to make wildly unsuitable avatars for Hakoshen during games, so JUGGALO BEAM GOOOO
I was gonna make a joke about the Hakalo but then I read the file name.
I don't know what to say. I mean, I really don't. It's colored well, but I don't like ICP all THAT much. I mean, Violent Jay and the Wizard of the Hood is still good for a laugh every now and then…
Special update.
Harkovast cut in line in the cafeteria today and took the last muffin. This offended the Duelist so much that he has challenged him to a duel.
Will Hark accept or will he prove how much of a coward he is?
Also, remember to vote for your favorite scapegoat.
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