Thread "Mafia XXXVIII: Revenge of the Spanish Mongoose Venom" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 1, 2011

I apologize in the sincerest form Jninja. I vote for you next time to be mayor or something.

I was wrong folks.

Tho i coulda swore the second character in his spades comic was crazy but super intelligent.

or maybe i mixed all three.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 1, 2011

I apologize in the sincerest form Jninja. I vote for you next time to be mayor or something.

I was wrong folks.

Tho i coulda swore the second character in his spades comic was crazy but super intelligent.

or maybe i mixed all three.

I still have no clue what character you are talking about… not that it matters anymore

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 1, 2011

Well, how many people are left?
*goes to check*
…
*comes back*

Five people left. And Hark's still alive, hmmm.

Oh well, I'm dead.

And Running for GM, so vote for the dead guy for GM!!!!

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 1, 2011

if it's any consolation, i'm pry dead tonight J. it was nice knowing you.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 2, 2011

What ever… I saw it coming. My death doesn't even matter… Enjoy your untimely deaths

Oh well, I'm dead.

i'm pry dead tonight

It think it was I who saw your deaths coming.

Almost done. It's almost done.
Dun, dundun, dun, dun!!!

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 2, 2011

Sooooo. ProductPlacemnt, isnt….mafia. Damn.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 2, 2011

Are we actually going to lose to one mafia? A bomber, no less?

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 2, 2011

You know… maru bearing the title "The last rager" would have made her the perfect suspect since the Night Five narration specifically points out that the bomber is the last mafia member.

Then again, Monkey mistitled her as "the lone ranger" so I doubt that he's going for that.

P.S. I would like to extend a thank you to the cute kitten that is watching over me.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 2, 2011

i would like to extend preemptive thank you to any cute kittens who want to watch over me?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 2, 2011

Ma… Ugh oh. Heart attack again.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 2, 2011

It think it was I who saw your deaths coming.

After the words "Im in" or any other way you wanna put it theres a 90% chance of ending up dead.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 2, 2011

It think it was I who saw your deaths coming.

After the words "Im in" or any other way you wanna put it theres a 90% chance of ending up dead.

And now, a montage of death
"AAAAOOOOOOGH"

So, how many of those have happened in mafia narrations?

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 2, 2011

Update directly from TF "The GM" GM himself:

"I'm postponing today's narrative until tomorrow due to unforeseen circumstances, namely I'm stuck driving the long way from one end of California to the other."

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 2, 2011

Pfff… What a lazy excuse for postponing a narration, on the account of being stuck, far far away from your computer.

Quit being lazy monkey.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 2, 2011

Yeah. Man up and use telekinesis.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 3, 2011

Yeah! All you have to do is write "And they all died."!
:D

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 3, 2011

MARU IS THE KILLER.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 3, 2011

MARU IS THE KILLER.

THAT LYING SHE-DEVIL!

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 3, 2011

MARU IS THE KILLER.

Who died and made you detective?

Oh yeah… the detective…

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 3, 2011

Night Six Narrative
Seventy2 was just exiting a pet store when a dark figure bumped into him. "Sorry about that didn't see you there," Seventy2 said. "I like it like that. If my enemies don't see me they can't predict my moves," the figure laughed with more than a tad of madness in his tone.

"Okay then will I need to be going now," Seventy2 said as he tried to side step by the figure. "It's okay I just came to watch the show but before that how about you meet some of my friends," the figure laughed. Before Seventy2 could ask what was so funny the figure took out a bag of grass hoppers and threw them at Seventy2.

Seventy2 began to scream as the bugs climbing all over him triggered the repressed memory. He started to run around in circles trying to get the bugs off him. But they clung on. "Beautiful," the figure laughed as he watched Seventy2's panic run.

The stranger put out his leg as Seventy2 ran pass him causing him to trip. The stranger grabbed Seventy2 by the scruff of the neck and pulled him close. "I am the best mafia! No one else!" he said screaming right in Seventy2's face. He then dumped a bucket of grass hoppers on Seventy2.

[spoiler]Seventy2 the Cute and Cuddly Kitten was scared to death[/spoiler]

Night Six is OVER! Day Seven has BEGUN!