Thread "Nameless RP" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 8, 2006

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Rules:
No Godmoding.
No Controlling another player.

Okay this is the RP I decided to start as mentioned. There is a plot, but you will have to find out what it is by playing through it. It may be changed slightly depending on your actions, but ultimately that won't change main events much. Now, our story begins in a small city. There has just been a public announcement that the city has been threatened by the demon king, and there will be a great reward for anybody who can defeat him. However, the demon king has also offered power to those who join him.

Okay, I'll start you off with that. (If you don't think now would be a good time to start using your character, you can wait. You can throw yourself in at any time.) Now start, darn it.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 8, 2006

Mike heard this announcement on the news.

"tch! demon king, schmemon king! I took on the worst of the worst in that fucked-up virtual reality game! don't care how many times I make a brush with death as long as the reward is right."

he takes his metal hammer and blasts out of the door. I just gotta find him…he thought.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 8, 2006

CPKM was walking down the streets wit ha smug grin on his face.

"Heh Demon king……he should make a good body for me to possess…."

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 8, 2006

Mike is still looking for the Demon King.

"DAMMIT! I'll never find him at this rate!" Mike shouted. "time to take to the skies…" he revs up his tails and flies into the air for an air search.

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 9, 2006

Crazy Psycho Killing Man was getting tired of looking.

"IF I CANT FIND HIM I'LL DRAW HIM OUT!"

He jumped up on a gas tank and ripped it open with his chainsaw arms.

He lit a Cigaette and released himself from the body he possesed.

"Smoking kills."

CPKM's mask flew off as the guy blew up in flames.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 9, 2006

I was sitting in a cafe, drinking waffle and coffee. …What? It IS a good combination… anyhow, I was sitting, looking out on the busy and disheveled street when I heard the news, something regarding the so-called "Demon King."

At first, I thought it was merely another pointless criminal on a pointless goal to destroy this pointless world. When the news broadcasted the amount of reward money, I dropped my hot, sizzline coffee onto the table, spilling the contents. My face was still like a rock until the spillage made a contact with my body.

It hurts. It freakin' hurts, man.

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 9, 2006

"This is rediculous!" Adrian exclaims. She smacks her car in anger. "Now I'm going to be late again because of some freakn demon!" Traffic was backed up for miles, everyone was superstitous/nervous about this Demon king (causing people to lose control of the wheel and crash). "That's it, I'm walking!" She gets out of her car and begins to walk, leaving her 2002 Camry in the middle of a slow-moving 4-way intersection.

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 9, 2006

(walks up, posts a parking ticket on Adrian's car, walks off)
hahaha.
I want to be the random NPC.
(or not. I'll leave this alone, since I'm not involved.)

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 10, 2006

…So I got to my apartment room, or Claude's (Protagonist from Grand Theft Auto III) room. It almost feels like I'm the only person to be in the room since he never speaks and keeps waving a gun at my face, pointing at the door. What the hell is he trying to say?

Anyway, I tried to think of who this "Demon King" was. So I made some assumptions and called some of my worst arch-nemesises. First up was Ghostly Ben, probably a copy of me, only with different hair, yellow eyes, and red irises. I got up to the phone and dialed his number.

…

Ben: "…nah, Demon King doesn't suit me. If it was a Ghost King, then it's a different story… maybe."
Dan: "Oh, that's cool. Aight, see ya-"
Ben: "By the way, soon I'll wreak my vengence upon you! I'll bring a tank! I'll bring an evil army horde to horribly decapitate you into pieces! I'll show you who'll be laughing now!"
Dan: "…Uh, I never laughed-"
Ben: "REVENGE!!!"

…

I called Chuck Norris about this.

Chuck Norris: "…Er, what the hell makes you think that I'm so-called Demon King?"
Dan: "I dunno. You've been used on the internet pretty much these days."
Chuck Norris: "…Okay, I'm not the Demon King. Is that all you need?"
Dan: "Maaaaaaaybe."

…

Catalina (The main antagonist from GTA III): "I'm a woman, you goddamn idiot!"
Dan: "Geez, excuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

…

Demon King: "Yeah, I'm the Demon King."
Dan: "Yeah, right. Har har har, very hilarious."

…

Morden (The main antagonist from Metal Slug series): "Demon King? Global terrorism? Nah, that's just not me. By the way, soon, my thermonuclear missiles will be completed and I shall make the new world order with these weapons! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Dan: *Hangs up*

…

Dan: "Are you the Demon King?"
Dan: "No, but your voice sounds really familiar. Are YOU the Demon King?"
Dan: "Hey, what makes you think that I'm the Demon King?!"
Dan: "Just you wait, Demon King! You can't run, hide, or protect yourself from Dan, the most powerful and intelligent ghost in the universe!"
Dan: "Hey, you stole my line! You son of a bitch, I'll kill you!"
Dan: "Ha! I'd like to see you try!"

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 10, 2006

He flew by the unsuspecting city dwellers, knocking them over as he passed.
"A body….A BODY!!!!! I must find a suitable body!!!!!"

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 10, 2006

I got tired of making pointless phone calls. I knew that the Demon King wasn't stupid enough to admit that he was actually the Demon King. So I decided to have a little adventure… Time Crisis style.

Dan: "Claude, I'm taking your weapons, kay?"

Claude kept waving his gun around and moving his head left and right like a bobblehead. I took that as a yes. I snatched the gun out of his hand, took M16, AK-47, Uzi, Shotgun and Bazooka. I have no idea how I managed to carry all these, but who cares? At least I've got all I need. …Is Claude on some drugs? He's been going crazy lately.

Outside the apartment enterance, all I saw were a bunch of hobos, gangstas, prostitues, and a SWAT team positioned right in front of me.

SWAT: "Are you the Demon King?"
Dan: "No! What makes you think of that?!"
SWAT: "…Your weapons?'
Dan: "Oh, these? I need them to catch the Demon King-"
SWAT Member: "He said something about the Demon King! Cap his ass!"
Dan: "Aw, fiddlesticks."

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 10, 2006

Just then The mask flew by The swat team, of course masks dont normaly fly often so this attracted them.

SWAT:: Look its the demon kings magic SHOOT IT DOWN!
CPKM:: "A bo-……w00t several bodies!!!!…..erm why are they pointing those big black machines at me O_o."

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 10, 2006

Mike was still conducting his air search when he saw the scene. he decided to ask the SWAT members about the Demon King.

"HEY! do any of you know where the Demon King…uh…why are you pointing those guns at me?"

"FIRE AT WILL!!" shouted the SWAT commander. the entire team began firing in all directions.

"AH!" Mike promptly began flying crazily to avoid the bullets, blocking some with his metal hammer.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 10, 2006

"GRRRKH…if you're not gonna give me informatin to the Demon King's location…I'll BLAST everyone I see until I do!!" Mike put away his hammer and formed a yellow ball of energy in his hands. "Kame…hame…" the ball swelled to quite a large size. "HA!"

BLAM!

the energy ball became an energy beam! he vaporized a few of the SWAT members.

"now, I will give the rest of you ten seconds to give me all the informatin to the Demon King's whereabouts before I vaporize you…"

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 10, 2006

*walks around in circles then goes home*

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 10, 2006

(lol radec)

Adrian hides behind a mailbox while shots fly past her (and in other directions).

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 10, 2006

Mike thought about the offer, his ears twitching in anticipation. after awhile, he replied, "okay, I accept your offer. but first things first: YOU! mask!" Mike commanded toward the strangely floating mask, "you looking for the Demon King, too?"

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 10, 2006

Adrian waited for the gunfire to die down. "It's not worth it" she concludes as she scurries back to her car. Traffic hadn't moved an inch.

"What in the- Who… Why!?" She rips off the parking ticket and looks at it. "This is unbelievable, no one was even moving," She tosses the ticket into the back seat.
"Make me pay will you?" Getting out of the car again, she pops the trunk and pulls out a sniper rifle.

Posted at 2:09AM, Sep. 11, 2006

After the various dodging of bullets and whatever the hell an Uzi he looked over to Mike.

CPKM:: "No im just a floating ominus mask from another planet with a plot of world dommination OF COURSE IM LOOKING FOR THE DEMON KING!"

He attached himself to the face of a dead SWAT team member and stood up.

CPKM: god i hate possessing dead people…….they smell like rotting fish.

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 11, 2006

*looks around at all the Foolish ppl and wonders…. where are all the wemon at?*

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 11, 2006

"didn't need to shout…" Mike replied. "…wait a sec! masks can't shout! ah, screw it…do any of you know where the Demon King is?"

a SWAT member replied: "he's up the street to the left. it's a huge castle, you can't miss it!"

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 11, 2006

I looked around the whole mess of a battlefield… one moment they were going to kill me and now I feel like I was invisible. Do they even know that I started this whole thing? …Well, not intentionally. Probably a good thing, but why am I keep getting ignored like this?! I don't understand! What the hell do I need to do to get some recognition here; kill the Demon King?!

No one was paying attention of my intense frustration.

Dan: "…Aw, you know what?! Screw you all! I'm gonna go get myself a mentos and get some sleep!"

When I got to the apartment room, the door was locked. There was a little note stuck on it. It read, "No Dan Allowed."

Dan "Claude? Open the door. Claude? Claude? Open the door, dammit!"

The door remained shut.

Dan: "Aw, come on!"

I remained in the lobby of the apartment for the rest of the night.

Dan: "…That Demon King is sooooo going to die…"

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 11, 2006

He immediantly noticed the alive swat team member and detached itself from the dead guys head.
CPKM: "YES FINALLY A LIVING BODY!"
SWAT::"Hh? OMFG TALKING MASK!!!!!!!"
Immediently the mask attached itself to the guy.
CPKM: "Ah thats much better"

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 11, 2006

Before I fell asleep on the lobby couch, I interdimensionally punch Radec in the face.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 11, 2006

*hands the demon king the keys to dan's car*
(you asked for that one. :smt110 )