Thread "Nameless RP" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 19, 2006

CPKM started sneaking up behind Mutation 4.
"Shh be vewy vewy quiet…Im hunting demons."

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 19, 2006

I kept floating from the pursuers. As soon as my presidency began, the demons began to complain about this, complain about that, and drive my mind crazy. Guess being a Demon King/Prime Minister wasn't an easy job after all.

Wait, I have weapons! I can soooo kick their asses with my bazooka!

-10 seconda later-

Dan: "You sons of bitches! How dare you bring an Apache helicopter! Isn't that a bit too much?!"
Demon #1: "Actually, he's not part of us! He wants to claim the reward!"
Dan: "You son of a bitch!"

Alas, it's a cave! Oh Lord, if you can hear me, please save this poor soul!

(Could be Mutation 4's cave, or just a cave)

-Meanwhile, at heaven-

Lord: "Hey King, did you just hear something?"
King: "Lord, you hear everything." -Tap!- "Checkmate."
Lord: "Ooh, can you really afford to take out the King? The King who has the same name as yours?"
King: "My name's King. That's called The King."
Lord: "Damn!"

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 19, 2006

I immediately recognized that face.

Dan: "What the hell-!"

I could hear the immense roar and the figure getting larger incredibly fast. I ducked and the zombie misses me by an inch, jumping right into the crowd of pursuers. I turned around and I could see mercenaries/demons flying in all directions. Then there appeared an Apache helicopter at the mouth of a cave, with its Hellfire Missiles locked onto me. Hey, missiles can't lock onto people!

Apache Pilot: "The reward is mine! Hahaha!" *Fires a missile*
Apache Copilot: "You know that we need him back alive to claim the reward, right?"
Apache Pilot: "…SHIT."

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 19, 2006

(Me no care. My NPCs can all die for all I care.)

Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: "AHHHHHH!"
Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: "AHHHHHH!"
Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: "AHHHHHH!"
Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: "AHHHHHH!"

Missile & I take a breather.

Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: "AHHHHHH!"
Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: "AHHHHHH!"
Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: "AHHHHHH!"

The Missile fails and falls to the ground, scratching the surface past me and further into the cave.

Dan: "…I li-"

KA-BLAM!

Posted at 3:09AM, Sep. 20, 2006

CPKM saw the explosion from far off, he stood still blinking a few times.

"…..Wait……..i think i was suppose to do somthing but i dont know what."

A demon king wanted poster smacked him right in the face. He pulled it off and threw it away.

"God damn trash!"

Posted at 3:09AM, Sep. 20, 2006

Mike remembered something.

"WE NEED TO GET THAT DEMON…whatever he is now…" he said.

Mike grabs CPKM and his posessed body and begins to fly toward the source of the explosion, thinking that the Demon King/Prime Minister/President/whatever was there.

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 20, 2006

"damn it" Destroyes the bomb and pulls out a Nuke. "ill just bomb this monster! muhahahahaha…. man i got the munchies!"

Posted at 2:09AM, Sep. 21, 2006

"Haha thets go nab us a cash reward…….oh wait im just in it for the sport……Lets go nap you a cash reward!"

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 21, 2006

"Damn. it's defective. oh well." Goes and pulls out a bottle of Grey goose vodka and starts to drink.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 21, 2006

Faceless then implodes at the very same moment he explodes for no reason.