Give me titties or give me death. Dead babies will also suffice.
Start publishing on
DD Comics!
Advertise with us
Comic Talk and General Discussion *
Need help with some homework
Come on, Cov, you're the genius around here. You can either come up with one on your own, or at least better explain what the Hell you're asking for. Is the satire just anything poking fun at those ideas? Or is it more like a "parody" where you change the words in them to mean something entirely different?
You amateurs don't read literature or watch good movies at all do you?
Call me Ishmael.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, but this was the winter of our discontent.
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
I believe in America
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir!' Do you maggots understand this?
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
Those are off the top of my head. So come on then, lets see what you've got. You want to learn about satire? Read penis. On a good day. Sometimes not so much satire, more parody.
You amateurs don't read literature or watch good movies at all do you?You're a wizard, Harry!
Call me Ishmael.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, but this was the winter of our discontent.
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
I believe in America
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir!' Do you maggots understand this?
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
Those are off the top of my head. So come on then, lets see what you've got. You want to learn about satire? Read penis. On a good day. Sometimes not so much satire, more parody.
…Oh, wait, good literature.
You amateurs don't read literature or watch good movies at all do you?
Call me Ishmael.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, but this was the winter of our discontent.
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
I believe in America
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir!' Do you maggots understand this?
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
Those are off the top of my head. So come on then, lets see what you've got. You want to learn about satire? Read penis. On a good day. Sometimes not so much satire, more parody.
GREATEST.DIRECTOR.EVER.
I srsly just watched both those movies not two days ago…
You sir are a TRUE psychic!
Sometimes I wish marine would get his head out of his own ass so the rest of us can see what is so god-damned fascinating about it. Is there alien technology in his colon or something? And that was a random response marine, since NONE of those things dealt with the titles at hand and those were quotes anyhoo, not a starter. Gonna get on you high horse then give a sentence. Or lend him the alien technology.
I thought Midge's were good as parody, but I really don't understand what Cov is after anymore.
And no I guess I don't want Cov's rep.
When is this thing due? This thread was started days ago.
Ok, answering Ink. One of my weak points is that if I can't come up with a starting sentence for anything written, I can't do a thing. I really can't get over this problem because I can't identify the source. And also be serious guys and original; I just have to have starting sentence and I can role with it. (And when did this thread start to talk about my rep? this is so I can get some homework done before the semester is over)
here is an example of something I wrote (the topic a deal with the devil story)
A man step out of an artificial fog, and he says, "So I went into a bar." Moans, wines, and complaints are made that the comedian before them needs some new material. Oh, how he looks into the back of his mind to find a new joke, one that will make his career, but finds nothing. He decides to cancel the show and give a partial refund, for he was nearly broke.
Always a good man, never one to tarry in a punch line, he was always the life of the party. Until recently when the puppet comedian showed him up. He had since had a big drop in his joke lines. He had fewer shows and many cancellations. He was at the end of his rope, for he spent weeks on new jokes but something always made him tell those old, over-told ones.
He finally said, "I'd sell my soul to finish the jokes I have." Just then a tall thin man appeared before him, he wore black and crimson red right down to his socks which had a small pitchfork logo. "My good man, I can give you what you want for the price you said. There are some restrictions but you'll have your wish." The man was obviously not to be trusted but the comedian agreed. The deal was he be the best comedian for the next five years and after the stranger will collect on his price.
The next five years went great for the man. He was the best comedian world-wide, but upon the last year, he realized what to happen to him. He found a person who had said they dealt with demons and the devil. The person was shocked by what the man had told him, not because it was true, but because the devil had forced the bargain. The man was shocked but was still worried. The person agreed to help him get out of it.
Upon the devil's arrival to collect the dept, he was shocked by the person before him. "Wh-wh-wh-what are you doing here." "I am here to release this man from his forced contract." "Fine, you are free since you found out I forced the deal." From that day on the man was still the best until he hit rock bottom and end up on luxury cruise as the cheap entertainment.
Are you kidding me? I went to public highschool and on a paper I wrote about honesty or soemthing I talked about making atom bombs put inside scooby doo lunchboxes and coverign myself in red paint and killing people with an ax. It was one of the most popular papers ever written in the school with the teachers. I had almost every teacher there, most of whom I didn't know, come up and joke with me and quote the paper at me. You can get away with a lot in a public school, especially if you're known for dark humor. Even if you're not I'm sure you could get away with it, unless you go to a pretentious school.
Do us all a favor, and NEVER post your stories here again.
Seriously, a word processor is your best friend.
Also: you need to work on composition.
And finally: For a genius like yourself, it may make more sense, but to a lesser individual such as myself, that seemed like unintelligent garbage…
But hey, YOU'RE the genius.
I can talk about death to an extent. but the topics each have to be different. I do know about dark humor but I can only use it if I have starting sentence. Read through the green in my last post, there is more dark humor than it appears. I was only able to do that one because the first sentence was the first thing that popped into my head. Also they had to be one page long and I can't do much in that space.
Advertise with us
DDComics is community owned.
The following patrons help keep the lights on. You can support DDComics on Patreon.
- Banes
- JustNoPoint
- RMccool
- Abt_Nihil
- Gunwallace
- cresc
- PaulEberhardt
- Emma_Clare
- FunctionCreep
- SinJinsoku
- Smkinoshita
- jerrie
- Chickfighter
- Andreas_Helixfinger
- Tantz_Aerine
- Genejoke
- Davey Do
- Gullas
- Roma
- NanoCritters
- Teh Andeh
- Peipei
- Digital_Genesis
- Hushicho
- Palouka
- Cheeko
- Paneltastic
- L.C.Stein
- Zombienomicon
- Dpat57
- Bravo1102
- TheJagged
- LoliGen
- OrcGirl
- Fallopiancrusader
- Arborcides
- ChipperChartreuse
- Mogtrost
- InkyMoondrop
- jgib99
- Call me tom
- OrGiveMeDeath_Ind
- Mks_monsters
- GregJ
- HawkandFloAdventures
- Soushiyo