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Arcan
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Hey look! A murder of crows coming this way! Wait! don't shoot them! They're my friends!

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This is called an iPod. With this special cord you can play it through your radi- uh… Well all you need is a compu- …You can buy it at Wal- …Ya know what? Nevermind.

Eirikr
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Let's go slap some cow udders and start some pig races!!!!

(My grandparents were farmers, so I'm SO going to hell for that.)

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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain…

Comicmasta
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We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish Paradise

Comicmasta
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double post

AQua_ng
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Eh..Is there a flushing toilet nearby?


New situation:

Whilst trying to stop a teen from jumping off a building.

Arcan
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oops I lost my grip! Try not to fall!!…….. *SPLOOSH!*

AQua_ng
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"It doesn't matter if that video has been seen by everyone on wide screen television, you still have a lot to live for! Probably…"

Eirikr
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"Hey, lean over the edge and look down. The view is fantastic!"

solarsun
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..I'll stay here and make sure you don't miss the ground.

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But, if you jump, who will the marketing companies target?

Dan
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If you're going to jump, then jump on the other side of the building, where on the surface they keep all the broken glass and pile them up.

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