Thread "October's Game of the Month: The Worst Thing to Say" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 12, 2006

say, I see a penny down there.
Beat ya to it.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 12, 2006

Listen, Beth still loves you!
Really! Oh thank…wait, how do you know her name, you've never met her.
She loved me last night.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 12, 2006

(I'm pretty sure this is breaking the rules, but I'm on a roll here, though it's probably all bad jokes.)
Shoe lace is untied.

So, come here often?

I bet I amke a better splash than you do!

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 12, 2006

But there's so much to live for…Divorce, cheating spouces, bullying, Disease, Famine, and Death!

Say…I think I see a trampoline down there.

Now let's see some good diving posture here, if you're gonna do it, do it right. Arc that fucking spine.

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 13, 2006

I guess this would be a bad time to say I was the one who got your sister pregnant?

look, a disrtaction! *Pushes him off*

hey can I borrow 5 bucks?

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 13, 2006

"If you jump, I will kill you."

Situation: After farting in a crowded lift.

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 13, 2006

I shouln't have had that bean buerito.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 13, 2006

Umm… It was that guy. Yeah.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 13, 2006

Quite smashin', eh?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 13, 2006

Guess what i had for lunch.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 13, 2006

That didn't happen.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 13, 2006

*Ahem* Be proud that someone's courageous enough to flatulate in public!

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 14, 2006

HOT DAMN! that was a good one
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I feel lighter.
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Someone light a match, whoo that was good one!

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 15, 2006

Um…. It was that guy other their.

*Edited*
Wow I just realize that this was already used. Sorry that you all had to re-read something that was similar to another post I've made.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 15, 2006

Damn. I just ruined another pair of boxers!!

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 16, 2006

It's nature, man.

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 16, 2006

Chester!

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 16, 2006

Whoever smelt it dealt it…so not a word from you guys.

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 16, 2006

the evil leprachans did it! Really!

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 16, 2006

wow! my fart just rocked the lift! SWEET!

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 16, 2006

(shake around your butt a bit)
oooh that's a skid mark.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 16, 2006

did I mention I fart out mustard gas?

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 16, 2006

I'm helping us get to the lobby faster.

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 18, 2006

Ohhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhh…

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 18, 2006

"Pick the bones out of that one"

-an actual saying, also aplies to burps.