Thread "One sentence story." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

But now that he was blind again, Tommy could once more be the pinball wizard.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

Untill the cactus chopped his hands off.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

At this moment, Bruce Campbell appeared and replaced Tommy's hands with chainsaws.

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 10, 2009

Tommy then chops down the cactus.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 10, 2009

The jewz came out of nowhere and told Tommy that the cactus worked for Zombie Hitler.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 17, 2009

Tommy decided to kill Zombie Hitler so he decided to find his way back to a city and buy a motherfuckin' AK-45 to blast that bitch's head off,motherfucker!

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 17, 2009

After a few hours, Tommy got to the pawn shoppe and bought an AK-45 not questioning how he got the money.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 19, 2009

Tommy face palmed when he realized what he needed was an AK-47 and not an AK-45 and that he had just bought a boat.

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 12, 2009

shun was a regular boy until one day he was riding home and he heard his best friend tommy was in an accident, he went to the hospital and kissed him for what he hoped wasn't the last time.

PQ me to continue this story. Guys only Romance encouraged .

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 12, 2009

Tommy wasn't entirely comfortable with the fact his best friend was kissing him, and it caused the two of them to grow apart.

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 12, 2009

Until one day an old man asked Tommy if he wanted to be a 'real boy'.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 12, 2009

Confronted with this shady, nicotine stained, pervert, Tommy immediately knew what to do!

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 12, 2009

Just as years of playing Kang in MK videogames taught him to do, Tommy leaped into the air, taking five full minutes to reach the old man with his bycicle kicks.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 12, 2009

Fortunately, it was just so damn awesome that the old man stood stunned motionless until Tommy's kicks arrived at their intended target, sending the aged devaint realing in a shower of blood and broken teeth.

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 12, 2009

Tommy was about to inflict a finishing blow, when the old man sputtered, "Tommy I am your Grandpa!"

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 18, 2009

"But Ben said my grandfather was dead, he told me you killed him," said Tommy.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 19, 2009

"Tommy, Ben killed your grandfather," Said the old man as he showwed his ghostly form.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 2, 2009

And then a giant cookie appeared and fell on top of them,killing Tommy.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 2, 2009

The cookie which was nut-flavored then attracted a horde of squirrels.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 3, 2009

The squirrels decided to take over the world.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 4, 2009

And the moral of this story is that all squirrels are bastards.

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 4, 2009

And since all squirrels are bastards,we should kick'em in the nuts.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 4, 2009

And that's what we did, we kicked and kicked and finally kickend 'em some more.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 5, 2009

But the squirrels are planning revenge.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 5, 2009

so lets look at the story:
The Amazing adventures of Ben, the Paperclips, Neo and Tommy
Ben sat on the end of the bench and sighed. He knew he shouldn't have ignored that "Wet Paint" sign. When Ben tried to stand he heard a loud rip, he was standing but his pants were still part of the bench. He was wearing boxer shorts with love hearts on them. People stared as he he tried to run away. They stared even more when he tripped over the nearby trash can and fell into the fountain. Some people started to laugh while Ben hid in shame. It was then, under the crushing weight of yet another public humiliation, that Ben finally snapped. "Oh, I'll give you all something to laugh about!" yelled Ben. The crowed stopped laughing as some looked at Ben with a shocked face, others were scared but others kept on laughing. Ben stood up. He got a cream covered pie, and threw it at an old man. After a few seconds the pie blew up and the old man's corpse bursts into flames. The crowd pointed and laughed at the corpse. Ben took this chance to… Pull a grenade out of thin air and pulls the pin and throws it and runs. "That really isn't that funny," said a small girl in the crowd as the grenade hit the ground. Suddenly, the girl's eyes began to glow as she flug the grenage back with her phenominal psychic powers. The small girl then levitates and flies after Ben. He should have reacted at this point, but the man's brain had so thoroughly snapped that he thought she was a flying Pikachu made out of lollipops named "Archibald." Ben yelled "PIKACHU!?!?!?!?",the grenade blew up and nobody could see due to the smoke. As the smoke cleared the two could be seen lieing down, both exausted, but neither defeated. Ben laid there repeating over and over "Pikachu. Watching the sorry spectacle, the girl decided to end this once and for all. The girl decided to appologise and agree to get along, the two of them then decided to go to an amusement park. However, it was just a clever ruse to get her revenge, and once they reached the top of the roller coaster she kicked him over the side. Ben Screams while he falls while the Girl laughs evily. But Ben was fortunate enough to fall into a pond right next to the roller coaster. The little girl yelled "WHY DON'T YOU DIE MOTHER F***er" The girl then levitates out of the roller coaster car and starts to scream at the top of her lungs…. only to find out that she's lost her voice. She continues cursing from the anger. As the girl starts to look in her pockets for her voice Ben flees into the night. Ben asks himself "Why did it suddenly turn night?" "Because I was bored" said God. Ben, understandibly surprised to be speaking with the creator of the universe, couldn't think of anything to say. Ben stood there with an "OMG" kind of look. After a few awkward seconds, God coughed and asked "Um… was there anything else?" Ben asked God if he could take him far away from the the little girl. So God whisked Ben away to the planet Lesbino III. He was dissapointed to find it wasn't really filled with lesbians. .. nor breathable oxygen. Seeing that Ben was choking and gasping for air, God said… "Here, I will grant you air," God farted, then he laughed. Ben asked "If this place doesn't have any lesbians…what does it have?" A voice from behind answered, "The name Lesbino III is a tad misleading, since we're all pirates here." Behind Ben, there was this green 7 foot tall man, dressed in fancy pink and purple pirate outfit. "Now I will do some prating, arrrr," the man sat down at his computer and inserted a blank DVD, "arrrr." Next to the computer was a mountain load of pirated "MAMMA MIA! - The Movie" DVDs. Horrified, Ben called out to God and asked "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?" And God replied : " It is because of your weird porn addiction." "Hey! What's wrong with Formicophilia?" replied Ben. "Everything" God replied. "yarrrrr," said the pirate, "I be having DVDs the plenty for a formichophiliac such as yourself, arrrrrr is the rating on most of them." Then Ben said "oh you do, can I whatch them with you?" "First we need to watch all the MAMMA MIA. DVDs for quality inspection, only 238 left" said the pirate. "Have fun," said God as he disapeared in a whisp of smoke. Ben was obligated to watcth MAMA MIA 238 times. He later died from the resulting trauma. Later in heaven he had another conversation with God. "God, why did you leave me alone to watch all thoos awfull DVDs," said Ben, "they were really really bad." There was a moment of silence. God just stared at Ben, and Ben just stared back at God. This continued for a good long time until the devil showed up with a subpoena. "FINALLY!" said God "That was getting REALLY old!" The devil then gave God a phone book sized folder titled, "Heaven and Hell contract, chapter 12, article 25, sub paragraph 23B" where he'd highlighted a page stating that all formichophiliacs should go to Hell. "Yes," God stated, "But there is the MAMA MIA clause in chapeter 98, article 1567, sub paragraph 13JJJ, which states: Any formicopiliac that watches MAMA MIA 239 times or more is exempt from the eternal damnation." "Well this was the first time that Ben has seen the film so it's a darn shame that he only watched it 238 times" said the Devil.