Thread "One sentence story." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 6, 2009

This cannon was made out of wood.

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 10, 2009

But it was magical so Ben shot him away anyway.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 10, 2009

Jews hated Ben for killing their Messiah.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 10, 2009

Then the real Messiah came in.

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 10, 2009

The Messiah accidentally broke a mirror, and now Tommy could see, hear and speak and he was the REAL real Messiah.

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 10, 2009

The Jews then ask for proof.

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 11, 2009

In response, Tommy said "See me feel me touch me heal me" which made no sense so they kicked him off of the intertubes.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 12, 2009

Tommy then flipped them the bird, and continued being banished.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 18, 2009

Out in a desert forest he found something shiny.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 18, 2009

He then picked it up and noticed that it was a piece of a broken mirror.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 23, 2009

And, in said piece of broken mirror, he could see the person stalking him was…Edward Cullen!

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 23, 2009

Edward said in the faggiest voice ever heard "Oh My God!!! You're like sooooooooo cute!"

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 24, 2009

And Tommy wondered why the desert sun did not set his unwanted companion aflame.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Edward explained, "REAL vampires sparkle! We're basically disco balls. It's a nature thing cause we're always so bored."

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

It was then that Tommy and Edward had the magical idea of inviting everyone they knew to a great disco in the desert.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 25, 2009

Meanwhile, the creatures of the desert were not happy with this plan, and prepared to ruin it.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 25, 2009

To thwart the desert creatures' plot, Edward sent out an invitation to all the desert creatures so they would stop being angry.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 25, 2009

The creatures asked if it would be at night, as most of them are nocturnal.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 27, 2009

Edward said " I can't be the disco ball at night."

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 27, 2009

Edward then cries and runs away, leaving Tommy all alone in the desert. Again.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 3, 2009

Tommy shrugged and just kept on walking through the desert.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 3, 2009

untill heran into a cactus.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 3, 2009

Tommy screamed to the heavens

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

But the cactus was an evil cactus, and it said "There is no heaven here, mah boi!" and showed Tommy the severed head of poor young Edward.

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 9, 2009

The sparkle from the head blinded poor Tommy.