Thread "Rate the funny thing the person above you says" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 22, 2008

see, the person above you says something that happened in their day and you rate how something that is like

ex

I had pie
__________
(you rate on what you will see in this)funny ness 2/5

i saw naruto
__________
coolness .1/5
(and so forth)
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I'll start

I saw an empty movie shelf at my local best buy
but the Hannah montanah 3-d movies were full (I enjoyed that)

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 24, 2008

5/5 FUNNYNESS!

This happened last week.
I was at my best friend's house.And we were wacthing OP.Well,we're big fans of pairings.I like SanjiXNami and she likes ZoroXNami.
So I turn to her and say.
"Hey,maybe we should do a fanfic together.But,since we like different pairings,we could make it ZoroXSanji."
She punched me.And I said:
"If you don't like that idea,we could make one about Nami masturbating."
She kicked me out.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 24, 2008

4/5 Cheery

My neopet died

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 24, 2008

5/5 FUCKIN LOL! ! !

I JUST SHITED A BIG MAC! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 26, 2008

5/5

One of my classmates:Wait,where's Beijing?
Another one:In Africa!DUH!
Me:…Please,tell me you're kidding.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 26, 2008

5/5 F***ing LOL

Put on your big girl panties and suck it!

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 27, 2008

1/5 clearance

I postedhere

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 27, 2008

2/5

I'm sorry but I don't speak english…

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 28, 2008

4/5 stupidness.

Me:Where's the dog,Ma?
My mom:I locked him in the balcony.
Me:…Why?
My mom:Felt like it.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 28, 2008

5/5 lol

I pooped a little

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 29, 2008

1/5 seriousness

i came to the relization that MLK would be disgusted if he saw the world now

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 1, 2008

2/5 I don't get it

Friend-I once saw a ship called the "The Condom"

Me-It's "The Condor" you dumbass

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 4, 2008

5/5 funnyness ROFL.

So me and my friend Vera were watching One Piece…
V:My God!Sanji's going to die!
Me:Uh?
V:Just look at how much he smokes!
Me:…Wait,wait,wait!He spends his life fighting stupidly strong guys and you're worried about THAT?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 4, 2008

5/5 pissed off that you don't think that smoking doesn't hurt as much at getting punched

my neopet died
my dog ran away
and i'm listening to songs turned into violen renditions

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 5, 2008

wow you life sucks….

5/5 I loled at your life!

while in my problem solving class there was a problem called Zeno's paradox where there was a guy named Zeno, and he wanted to cross a 20ft room, so he went 10ft then another 10, you'd think he'd be done but no, he went another 5 then another 2.5

I looked at the problem and I said out loud

ok is Zeno is a ghost or a complete retard cause he thinks he can walk through walls at the distance he's traveling.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 5, 2008

5/5 GENIOUSNESS

i'm still doing all the stuff i listed above but now i'm watching goosebumps

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 5, 2008

3/5

I think if my cat were hit by a car he'd be fine.

… Because his blubber would soften the impact.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 6, 2008

2/5 meh…

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 11, 2008

5/5 how lonely

THE SCARIEST THING HAPPENED

…..
High school musical 3 is coming out
and i saw the trailer

*shrudders*

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 12, 2008

1/5 THAT MOVIE ROCKS! ! ! ! ! ! ! !(No Joke)

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 15, 2008

4/5 Strategic.

Me and my friends are coming home for lunch, an old ladies driving slower than a turtle on an ADHD kid's medication. I look at my friend and go. "AND THIS IS WHY I HATE THE NEARLY DEPARTED!"

My other friend thought I was talking about people on a plane…

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 16, 2008

4/5 lol

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 9, 2008

originality 3/5

obama and mccain wer'nt actually
running for president for change.they were actually doing it to gain entrance into the oval office's secret escape route to steal the hope diamond so the could escape to someplace far away with their team of high class jewel theives
they succeeded but obama wanted to stay and be president and all lived happily ever after

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 9, 2008

2/5

Homework is hazardous to my health.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 15, 2008

1/5 Meh.

HAI GUYS WUTS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD